PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

THE SHINS

We have "Comments Which Don't Warrant A Thread" threads for a reason, guys.

For being one of God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Leena's great. Probably one of my Top 5 favorite TSMers of all time. Stop banning her you idiots.

What is the TSM literati's views re Moby-Dick? I had to read it for a class last year and I found it both mind-numbingly dull and mind-blowingly amazing at varying intervals. I'm just not sure if the really great parts are worth slogging through the hundreds of pages about the various uses of whale blubber that surround them.

I think you're looking for the "Awesome parts of great songs" thread.

I'm baffled as to how anyone could think Dizzee Rascal sounded white.

Including stage directions in your sig quote kinda limits its impact.

The only good Belle & Sebastian song is "Your Cover's Blown"

Should I buy this shirt?

Ol' Dirty Bastard

The Pope...saying "nigga please"?!?! Great find, luke-o. Thanks for posting it.

This, William Gaddis's JR, and Celine's Journey to the End of the Night have all been sitting on my bookshelf for 2-4 years and I'm not sure if I'll ever get around to reading any of them. You've missed out on absolutely nothing. What a dull piece of shit.

I don't think you "get" R. Kelly.

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

Hawks '08: We're the Crime Mob in Dream Team Colors.

Man, the Heat are really looking like a lock to be the best team of the '98 season.

What are your views re politics?

Do you know the importance of a Skypager?

Darius Miles's ridiculous car

The new M.I.A album is all kinds of insane.

Oh shit! Epic posting battle brewing ITT.

What does it mean to love?

I laughed at this part.