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  1. Now Zoidberg is the popular one!
  2. I post because it's the best place to annoy and confuse.
  3. They took out the Hitler Building! Where is everyone going to see Hitler memorabilia?
  4. He's not exactly Ranger Rick.
  5. A-Rod: I want to confess as best I can, but my heart is void. The void is a mirror. I see my face and feel loathing and horror. My indifference to men has shut me out. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams. Ozzie: Yet you do not want to die. A-Rod: Yes, I do. Ozzie: What are you waiting for? A-Rod: Knowledge. Ozzie: You want a guarantee. A-Rod: Call it what you will. Is it so hard to conceive God with one's senses? Why must He hide in a midst of vague promises and invisible miracles? How are we to believe the believers when we don't believe ourselves? What will become of us who want to believe but cannot? And what of those who neither will nor can believe? Why can I not kill God within me? Why does He go on living in a painful, humiliating way? I want to tear Him out of my heart, but He remains a mocking reality which I cannot get rid of. Do you hear me? Ozzie: I hear you. A-Rod: I want knowledge. Not belief. Not surmise. But knowledge. I want God to put out His hand, show His face, speak to me. Ozzie: But He is silent. A-Rod: I cry to Him in the dark, but there seems to be no one there. Ozzie: Perhaps there is no one there. A-Rod: Then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing. Ozzie: Most people think neither of Death nor nothingness. A-Rod: Until they stand on the edge of life and see the Darkness. Ozzie: Ah, that day. A-Rod: [laughs bitterly] I see. We must make an idol of our fear, and call it God. Ozzie: You are uneasy. A-Rod: Death visited me this morning. We are playing chess. This respite enables me to perform a vital errand. Ozzie: What errand? A-Rod: My whole life has been a meaningless search. I say it without bitterness or self-reproach. I know it is the same for all. But I want to use my respite for one significant action. Ozzie: So you play chess with Death? A-Rod: He is a skillful tactician, [smiling] but I have not yet lost one piece. Ozzie: How can you outwit Death? A-Rod: [smiling] By a combination of bishop and knight. I will break his flank. Ozzie: I shall remember that. A-Rod: Traitor! You have tricked me! But I'll find a way out.
  6. And if we are 27?
  7. show your tirts
  8. Oh, we used to dream of custom titles. Dames would put post it notes all over his monitor reading "Fry Mumia."
  9. THE THREAD THAT GRADUALLY CRAWLS TO AVERAGE LENGTH
  10. 31Knots - The Days And Nights Of Everything Anywhere
  11. "Cautious optimism" and "now more than ever" are the real pissers for me.
  12. FISH... PICKER! PIG... LIQUOR! This is that Basque Seperatist Rock I've been hearing about.
  13. The thread that never ends-- it just, sort of... sputters to death.
  14. SO SEZ YOU!
  15. FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT
  16. Five most played song according to Winamp: 1. 31 Knots - "Beauty" 2. Tricky - "Aftermath" 3. Peter Howell - "Dr. Who Theme" 4. Neil Young & Crazy Horse - "Days That Used To Be" 5. Buck 65 - "Pants On Fire"
  17. Seconded.
  18. Defiant custom title material.
  19. Finding employment that isn't some underachieving drone work. I have the skills, I have the degree, but the job hunt process (resumes, application, interviews, etc.) is complete anathema to me.
  20. Not the bees, NOT THE BEEEEEEEEES
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    I think what's getting lost here is the notion of "who are you?" "where do you come from?" and "are you supposed to be normal?"
  22. HOT TAG! http://www.yucubetoo.com/moves/yasshi_hot_tag.wmv
  23. In "Snatch," Brick Top's 'Orrible Cunt act wears a little thin. It would have been more effective in fourth gear, rather than fifth.
  24. What? "Fagagon" not good enough for you?
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