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I'm 27 today and I hate it already. So, what's the best suggestions? Petty revenge on those who have fouled me? Drown in gin? Mouthing off to people I don't even know? I'm going to be a hell of a lot of fun when I have my first heart attack on my 46th birthday.

MAIZE.

Speaking of posting in lower case, whatever happened to godthedog? And for that matter, JudasSault?

I'm open for martyrdom.

Or can't pull his eyes away from that cyst.

I entered this thread expecting Michael Winslow.

Someone find Stennick. NOW.

Johnson got fat and died shortly after too if I'm not mistaken.

...Or "Red Meat."

But he doesn't actually break the skin. OMG IT IZ FIX'D

My cat does that all the time, but it usually means he wants to throw down and fight me.

I'm not going to rescue NHB after this is done with like last time.

How often do you get to utter that phrase on a wrestling message board?

Captain of Outer Space.

EEEE eeEE eeEE EEee EEEE EEEe EEee eeee eeeE eeeE EEEE EEEE eeeE EEee EEee eeeE Eeee EEEE EEEe EEee eeEe EEEE

Yeah, because nobody keeps it fresh like Czech. Besides, I was hardly posting last year. I only restarted when I moved and got net access around March time. i know you are but what am i i know you are but what am i i know you are but what am i FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

OH OH OH OH OH ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT

I disagree.

At that point you defiantly piss your pants.

Ortega?

Not a picture, but I can't think of any place better, so... http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

Make it the food court at the Sunridge at six and I'll be there chanting 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.'

It's Verdana, regular. Millionaire uses a different font and in bold.

More like... Vern... Saplosky.