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The Gambia, which sounds like female genetalia.

Alberta's popular vote was something like 65% Conservative, but 100% of the seats are Conservative. But the democratic deficit only applies to Ontario and Quebec, right. Hey Slayer: Cowtown = Calgary. To tell the truth it's close enough to being from the US, yanqui.

It works if you throw KO on too and Pedigree the shit out of anything that moves.

Hell, my former boss is a dyed-in-the-wool Tory and he wanted Anders nuked like nobody's business. I'm sure the CPC wouldn't shed a tear if he was gone, and get this: Stephen Harper LIVES in Calgary West. And Anders has been persona non grata through the whole campaign, skipping just about every event and candidate's meeting. So basically he's saying "you're a bunch of harp seals who will elect me no matter what" and Calgary West responds "yes sir, thank you sir, more Evian?" I consider myself fortunate: at least my riding is represented by Jim Prentice, who seems to me to be a Red Tory possibly looking at a cabinet position.

Tony Valeri got stomped, naturally. And hey, congratulations to Calgary West for re-electing Rob Anders, proving that a rusty tailpipe can hold office in Calgary as long as it's running as a Conservative.

So. Where is... Soldiers... with guns... in our cities... in Canada... in 2006... I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

There's always Holland...

Ladies and gentlemen, Canada's future!

Wow Alberta, well done at being predictable as usual. So much for giving up a surprise Green Party seat.

Get a GameShark and use the Idiot AI code at the CAW hostingzero.com site mentioned earlier. Makes the triple threat and 4-way matches a breeze. Helps with the Elimination Chamber Trophy a ton too.

I wanna say Spongebob, but I could be wrong.

Recently, "Honey." And all time? "The Black Hole." Largely because of how could it could have been. Interesting premise, solid villain, fucking Maximillian's ownage. But the lousy special effects, innappropriate scoring moments, lack of coherence, logic, Maximillan Schell slapping his forehead, the robot subplot, Ernest Borgnine and Yvette Mimeaux... UGH.

"I'm sure the Great Leader has his reasons." "Well, I'm sure the Great Leader is a twisted ass freak."

So... Never, then. Some people can't handle me emerging from my conceptual chrysalis to become Captain of Outer Space, Real Live Poster. There are plenty of 0 posters out there and there's always one to take my place.

Johnson.

All tolled, Prairie Wind was probably the best Neil Young album since Sleeps With Angels.

And how many of the characters from the original series have made appearances? 45%? I guess if not enough angsty teens watch it now, CTV can cart out Wheels or whoever to pop a cheap nostalgia rating from the angsty teens of the 1980s.

"Any movie with 'wakka-cha-wakka' in it is fine by me." "It was a BIG time when BIG men drove nothing but HUGE FORD CARS." "Okay, I'm gonna start taking off my clothes-- you better stop me!" "MONEY!"

He's like a latter-day Tom Selleck.

Agreed on WM X, although it tends to fall into the mold of the majority of Wrestlemanias with two-three memorable matches and a whole load of no one cares. Tripping on that, there is quite bit of fast-forward material in Wrestlemanias 14 and X7. I don't think we hear enough LUV for Summerslam 2000. Royal Rumble 2001 really only has one or two low points too. I know I stand alone on this, but I liked WM 2000.

You know, as soon as they revealed that the episode was about a school shooting, the first thing I thought was, "well, there's a good chance it'll thin out the opening credits."

hey leena is that you in your avatar? FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

Circa early 2001, Raw. Big Show is wandering around backstage yellin' and huffin' and puffin', looking for someone. He opens a door and gets beaten up by Kane and UT. UT: "Next time, KNOCK."

Let's not forget the Hardcore belt that was introduced in the dying days of the division back in 2002. The one Bradshaw wore. UGH.

Hey Rhino: "Laserblast." Volume 9, please.