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Bad News Brown/Allen was the security guard at the last place I lived.

*towelling self off* Okay, who keeps summoning me out of the shower? Meta-humor, eh? Well, I'll give it a shot. I know 5/24/98 was one of the darkest days in wrestling history, but...

All this thread needs is a good Mama Cass and/or Karen Carpenter joke.

Bob Johnson.

Indeed.

Mozz, consider yourself disowned as a protege. I won't have you going Larry Zybysko on me

Ever been to CE?... SO SEZ YOU! (ROTFLMAO METAHUMOR)

He called me a loser? YEAH, YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND TAKE THAT?!? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

...and the chains... ...and the electrodes...

The ten best minutes TSM has seen in a year. But the question begs the answer: did mozak plateau early with "Happy B day?" Or will his next series of missives provoke us to regard Kotz as "just a big loser?" I eagerly await tomorrow 8:00 AM.

I thought it was flax-seed oil.

*randomly says SO SEZ YOU!*

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time, huh?

Self-esteem is for pussies.

<--- Close enough, right? Right? Anyone have any favored methods of suicide to suggest?

I think I compulsively pull my eyebrow hairs out bit by bit. Sometimes my scalp too, but my right eyebrow is looking less and less symetrical.

I used to be a stage manager at a dinner theatre until I was abruptly fired after an employee nearly died of alcohol poisoning at an after show party I was in attendance at. And in the interceding six months, I have an insatiable desire to damage indiscriminately those who wronged me and never bothered to support, assist or even contact me in my darkest hours. In other words... I HAVE REVENGE FANTASIES INVOLVING A DINNER THEATRE. I stand before you stripped of self-respect.

I don't get it.

You're... mocking me, aren't you?

WE'VE MOVED ON.

SO SEZ YOU!

SO SEZ YOU!

And as much as Bill Murray rules us all, Where the Buffalo Roam was a bit of a plodder. Good casting choice though.

Well, as much as Manos was a Defining Moment for me in MST, for sheer comedy value it's tough to beat a, say, "Space Mutiny" (hey, Big McLargeHuge) or "Cave Dwellers." But I can't sit through something like "The Unearthly" without nodding off, unlike "Manos" which is consistently entertaining. Your milage may vary, I s'pose. Don't make me bring back the "Rocket Man" avatar. I like Leonard Cohen where he is.

SAYING IT = GOSPEL