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KIDS RAP! DON'T BE A FOOL! STAY IN SCHOOL! DON'T GET HIGH AND DRIVE A CAR! YOU WILL NOT GET VERY FAR!

I also love how "I don't care if it's PC or not" now means "I'm about to say something deliberately stupid."

Hey, I'm your avatar's brother. Or I am your avatar. I dunno. DVD PLAYER~!

"MEN'S WEAR."

Yeah, it's to theology what the Happy Meal is to fast food.

Based in Pagan ritual. It's no coincidence that the two biggest Christian holidays fall on what were Pagan holidays.

No, it's because the color of the chocolate eggs is the same color as the wood used on the cross. -ish.

FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

You're so poor you can't buy all the groceries you need every month.

You're so gluttonous when they asked what you want on your hot dog, you said "everything."

You're so stupid you stayed up all night studying for an IQ test.

If there's one song by Rush on there, I swear...

THIS THREAD IS SO FUCKING GOOD SOMEONE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS AGAIN

U R nOt JU66AL0

SO SEZ YOU!

I re-state my opinion of Rant:

Banky you bitch, I'll fight you in court for every cent of alimony.

Well, DUH. Everybody knows I'm a gestalt entity consisting of all registered board members (and a few select banned posters). Hell, I'm you and you don't even know it. Now I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

SO SEZ YOU! I invoke my Level 5 "Summon IllustriousOne."

ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE: J. Adams. Cowtown, Alberta. Age: 25 Eyes: Average Hair: Average Weight: Average Height: Average Number of fingers: 10 Number of toes: 10 Disposition: Even Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

Trying to come back to "you're gay" is like trying to come back to "yo mamma" jokes.

Then come a little closer, IDRM, AND FIND OUT FO' SHO'!