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Ha ha... revenge is at last MINE! *stirs pot*

Should've stayed shut up, babe. Now it's just down to me and Quality Poster in this exclusive club. Care for champagne? Yummy Mummy?

It is indeed. Neil Young is a model train maniac and he recently co-founded a company in that field with that plastic looking guy on the left. Neil Young: Small Business Entrepreneur.

Too close for comfort...

Hey, remember when subliminal_animal told me to stop posting? Those were the greatest days.

The "Yes" and "Please Die" candidates are splitting the Annoyed vote. I propose a merger between the two to give voters a viable contender to the Belligerent Over-The-Top anger polices which have dominated this thread for too long. "No" has always been a third-party fringe candidate anyway.

Dibs on being Jerry Lewis / Justin Credible. WHAAAA - OHHHHHHH JAY ACKS UHHHHHUHHHHHLLL!

OH YEAH? WELL BAN AGNES

You didn't freeze when you read it?

^ will never tear us apart.

Two minute pause for a run to the dictionary.

LOQUACIOUS

WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THE VOMIT SMILEY BEFORE MAYBE SOMEONE WILL USE THE BOXING SMILEY AND MEANING CAN BE BROUGHT TO MY MEANINGLESS LIFE

*doesn't exist* I'm here! I'm not here! Get used to it!

*sits and feels sorry for himself*

It appears I'm no longer the "it" poster. Now I know how The Strokes feel.

Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

You are the people that post the shit you post.

FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

If I was getting married, you could come. But leave your dick sucking stories at home. it would be embarrassing for me/

When in doubt, go for the cliched Simpsons quote.

Ah, but how good can his stand-up be if you only ever hear "he's not as bad as on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos?"

Eddie Izzard can always get me rolling.

Tonight, Bob Saget performs in my home town.