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Have the interesting people shown up yet?

Make me. Did I do alright?

Well, another shift of sitting around waiting for interesting people. Is there going to be a benefits program?

I put $30 on GreatOne and Cheesla being next.

*sipping coffee* Hey guys. So, did anyone interesting stop by after I clocked out?

Don't think anyone interesting's going to show up tonight, guys. I'm gonna punch out.

I dunno, but I'll let ya know if he brings in any interesting people.

And just think, I'm only gettin' $8.00 an hour for this.

*snort* GAAAH! Mr. Czech! Mr. Inc! I wasn't sleeping on the job! I take my work very seriously!

Don't worry guys, I got you covered. If someone interesting shows up, you'll be the first to know.

I said someone interesting shows up NOW.

And someone interesting shows up now...

Maybe three.

This Slut Means This Thread Is Ghey.

SO SEZ YOU!

Man, Page 3 is always the hardest page to get through.

Shhh... us modern posters frighten and confuse him.

*folding up a crisp new 10er* Then he will become disgruntled, unlike his usual gruntled self.

Oh, hey Fongus. *gets chokeslammed again* Well, I guess that settles that question, Slayer.

Who am I to argue with KANE? *gets chokeslammed*

SHUT UP AND START RE-NAMING PLANETS! I think Mercury should be "Replacement Muffler From a 1986 Ford Tempo."

And the moon is named "Luna," but neither have entered popular usage. So I propose we follow Rando's suggestion and fuck with everyone by randomly renaming things. Next up, Jupiter is renamed "The Collision of the Andrea Doria and the SS Stockholm."

We should name the Moon "God." Now what about names for the Sun? I was thinking either "Mid-size Incandescent Sphere of Mostly Hydrogen," "Fudgesicle," or "Leonard Cohen."

I dunno, I do tend to fight like a girl...

I posted in this thread? Jesus. Unclean! Just unclean.