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It appears... I-- I have no future.

Right, hold it! Allow me to introduce myself; I'm Inspector Captain of Outer Space of the SmartMarks Police, Hardcore Discussion Division, Special FLYING Squad! You are hereby charged if you did willfully take part in a stupid thread. That is a topic or folder of unconventional nature with the intent to cause grievous mental confusion with the great posting public!

No, YOU'RE all failures. There you go. I showed him.

I know that, but I consider myself a rube at heart and am a sucker for these things. Besides, AoA can't resist Shatner / Elvis.

I came into this thread expecting posters killing each other. Can't say I'm not disappointed.

What a stupid concept.

Ivory Coast = Ivorians.

No you didn't.

THEN MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING.

Edit.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD MAKE A GAY JOKE NOW

Then get me a scalpel and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.

SO SEZ YOU!

Couldn't have waited one second to register?

There must be a Final Solution for Gimmick Posters.

http://members.shaw.ca/jgadams/tambourine.mp3

FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY BEDROOM, COCKSUCKER!?

You know what Mr. Inc and Mr. Czech? I don't think anyone interesting is going to show up. I'd like to give my notice.

^

Captain Fag? That's the best you can do? 0.4/10

Tragically Unhip? But I'm ahead by a century!

Actually, that would be Shatner. But it's easy to get gas-bags descending into self-parody confused, so I think your score stands.

Rocket man... Burnin'-out-his-fumes, out here, ALONE.

I'm intrigued.