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http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/searc...-empty-ar_sport Funk v. Lawler in an empty arena from 1981.

Dayglow Abortions.

This site displaying all the various poll results and predicting seat counts is rather engrossing: http://predictor.hillandknowlton.ca/ The way I see it that the CPC is bankrolling on either a Harper majority government or a Liberal minority. Why a Liberal minority? The economy is starting to point down, so the CPC and its brand spanking new leader (since if Harper loses this election which he seems to equate to one on leadership, he's outta here. I'm thinking Jim Prentice would be perfect material for new leader.) can bring down the government in '09 or '10 and say "We tried it the Liberal way, Canada, now give us that majority government we've been asking for." The present worst-case scenario (for the Conservatives) is another minority government, and it's the one the polls are currently bearing out. I personally am looking forward to it because: I like some of what the CPC has done, but Harper's overbearing act is wearing a little thin, as are the acts of Calgary Tory cohorts Jason Kenney and Rob Anders. Stephane Dion is lighting no one's world on fire. Ignatieff was always better and more eloquent leadership material. It will be a tacit admission that an election really wasn't necessary in the first place since we're back at square one. It'll be a chance to freshen up the opposition. If the Bloc does poorly, goodbye Gilles Duceppe. He's been party leader for over ten years and I think they need to change direction. (But the Bloc has done so well in Quebec since 1993, I don't see it happening.)

Mr. Dressup died 9/18/01.

It's rancid and righteous schaedenfreude at work. The Gallaghers have created these monstrous personae for themselves that they started to live their gimmick. If you roll with "I hope [the guy from Blur] gets AIDS," then be a fucking man and accept that a drunken yob from Canada is going to push your overweening ass over and break a rib or two. They've positioned themselves so that not only are they targets for ridicule, abuse and scorn, but hey, the rest of us can enjoy without guilt Liam or Noel or whichever one that was getting tackled and Noel or Liam being such a priss that he won't get his fists up until half-a-dozen security dorks take him down. It's Glenn Danzig getting knocked out: the next generation.

BOB Johnson. (Oh wait.)

I was briefly "MC 666 Mile Long Mexican Penis" and then, a month or two later, simply "Yucatan."

Which raises the question: People still go to Oasis concerts?

Sting backing up Ric Flair against Terry Funk, Gary Hart, and Muta.

*angrily transforms into a flying tortilla*

I already handed in my nominations, but I'd like to add Judasault.

Sigmund Freud. Me.

The best part is he does not know whether he is reinterpreting hits of the 90s for he is mad.

"Only Happy When It Rains!" oh, and STAY~!

Dibs on TSM Ganymede!

Scott Steiner pushing Marcus Bagwell out of a wheelchair in the summer of '98 was awesome. And in typical WCW fashion, completely undercut the next week.

I still prefer this: