UZI Suicide

Rebuttal: With Ric Flair in the company, and Triple H's love for old NWA wrestling, and also the opportunity for an Evolution vs. Randy Orton led-group in the match at Survivor Series, I think there's a very good possibility of the WWE using Wargames.

I don't agree, it's not hurting the show. A few people like you may think it's a waste of time but the majority like it and the live arena especially does. It's not like he does it all the time either, he rarely shows up.

Rebuttal: People say down longer for Shawn Michaels' flying forearm thingy. He hits that, lays on the ground for about 7 seconds, then does the kip-up, all while the opponent is still on the ground. After about 15 seconds of "tuning up the band" the opponent finally starts making it to his feet.

This is the hottest pic I've ever seen of her

Can't we wait a couple of more weeks before we declare Benoit's career totally dead and buried?

That's one of the more disturbing quotes I've read here in quite some time.

I have a few questions about this if anyone knows.. 1.) What is the name of this move? It looks absolutely sick 2.) Who are the two men in this match, if anyone knows

Why was Orton still using Evolution's theme? You'd think they'd at least take out the Evolution lyrics since you know.. he's not in Evolution anymore.

Is it wrong that I still want to bang her?

Thanks for the reply. I like Haas as a face too but I wanted to have some credible mid-card heels with Angle and there arent many on SD, so I decided to turn him and join them back together. As far as the title goes, I plan on moving it into the forefront while still trying to keep Eddie-Angle hot, but I will put the title in that feud at some point. As far as RVD goes, I had this planned so I hope you don't think I was trying to copy you. I think we're probably going in different directions with it anyway.

Yeah NWO was quite loud, and that was pretty much a shit show aside from the main event.

WWE Smackdown 9/9/04 Michael Cole: Welcome to Smackdown everybody! We're coming off the heels of a wild week on Smackdown! Last week Kurt Angle had his first match back... if you can even call it a match... basically to give you a rundown of what happened. Kurt was scheduled to face Charlie Haas, but instead they both teamed up to brutally attack Eddie Guerrero who joined us to do color commentary. Tazz: Yeah Cole but we can confirm that Angle and Eddie WILL be wrestling each other at Unforgiven! That ones gonna be a rocket bustah! "Medal" hits as Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring with Luther Reigns, Charlie Haas and Paul Heyman. The 4 of them get in the ring as Kurt Angle grabs a mic, chants of "You Suck" echo throughout the arena Kurt Angle: No you know what, I DON'T SUCK. Anyone who watched Smackdown last week knows the only person who sucks around here is Eddie Guerrero. You know that punk is really pissing me off, and it's time I let him have a piece of my mind. He wants to come out here and say I stole his title? He's whining about me stealing something? WELL HOLY FREAKING CRAP, I'm sorry that I stole something from a guy who basically BRAGS about lying, cheating and stealing. The only thing that got stolen around here was my pride, and my dignity when Eddie Guerrero forced Vince McMahon to come out here and steal my General Managers job. A job that I had brought more dignity to and more prestige to than any man who came before me and any man who will come after me. See, Eddie is a selfish man, he doesn't care about feelings. All he cares about is getting what he wants. So last week I had to teach him a lesson, I had to teach him that he's not the only freaking person in this company who can lie, cheat and steal, because Kurt Angle can do it just as well as anyone! Kurt hands the mic to Charlie Haas Charlie Haas: You know it's funny, all these fans come up to me and ask me why did I beat up Eddie, why did I join back up with Kurt? Heh.. well the fact of the matter is, if you think back, Kurt Angle is the man that brought me to the dance. Hes the guy that brought me here as a member of Team Angle back when I was just a green rookie in the minor leagues, and he brought me up and made me the wrestler I am today. And for me to go against him when he needed me the most would have been a very selfish act. "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal" comes on as Eddie Guerrero out to a big pop, he stops in the middle of the entrance with a mic in hand Eddie Guerrero: You know what holmes...I think I can speak for everyone here tonight when i say... SHUT UP. You're talking too much vato... wayyyyy too much, in fact ever since Wrestlemania when I pinned you in that ring, all you've done is run your mouth homie. Now that should have ended last week, you were supposed to wrestle last week, but you weasled your way out of that one. Well tonight buddy, tonights the night. I had a little talk with Theodore Long and vato loco told me that tonight holmes..... tonight you've got a tag match against me. Me and A partner of my choosing, are gonna get in there tonight and wrestle you and one of you're little lackey's up there essay. So get ready holmes because tonight is the first in a long line of ass whippings youre going to get from Latino Heaaaaaat. "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal" hits as Eddie heads to the back with the crowd cheering, the camera pans to a pissed off Kurt Angle in the ring [Commercial] Michael Cole: Well it looks like tonight we're gonna get a tag match of Eddie Guerrero aand whoever he chooses against Kurt Angle and a partner of his choosing! Folks that ones gonna be explosive! Tazz: That's right Cole.. and next up is Chavo Guerrero going one on one with Ultimo Dragon, remember Chavo Guerrero won the #1 contendership last week so he'll be going one on one with Rey Mysterio at Unforgiven! Chavo Guerrero vs. Ultimo Dragon Chavo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Dragon goes down. Spin kick by Chavo Guerrero to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Chavo Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Dragon. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Dragon kicks Chavo Guerrero in the gut to reverse the momentum. Implant DDT by Ultimo Dragon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Chavo Guerrero once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Dragon takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chavo Guerrero. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dragon walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Dragon kicks Chavo Guerrero in the gut to reverse the momentum. Standing leg lariat by Ultimo Dragon on Chavo. Chavo backdrops Ultimo Dragon out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Chavo Guerrero. Chavo Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Dragon. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Ultimo Dragon is in trouble. Here it comes - Gory Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chavo Guerrero goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory **3/4 Winner: Chavo Guerrero Tazz: What a great bout between two world class cruiserweights! Backstage Booker T confronts RVD and tells him that he got off easy last week in the 3-way match for the #1 contender to the I-C title. Booker T calls him a punk and says he never really lost because RVD pinned Rene Dupree in that match and not Booker T. Booker T says he talked to Teddy Long and got a match made, if RVD accepts, where RVD faces Booker, and if Booker wins the Unforgiven match between RVD and Cena turns into a 3-way match with Booker T added to the mix. RVD accepts and they have a staredown as we go to commercial [Commercial] As we return we see footage of the Dudley Boyz attacking Paul London and Billy Kidman backstage after their tag team match last week, claiming they weren't worthy of being tag team champions WWE Tag Team Title Match Billy Kidman and Paul London© vs. The Hardasses (Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly) Paul London kicks the leg, knocks Billy down, and goes to work on it. Flying elbow from Paul London connects. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Billy Kidman. Kidman and London whip Billy into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Billy goes down. One day, Kidman might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Billy Gunn fights out of a grapple. Billy hits a piledriver on Billy Kidman. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly. Spear by Hardcore Holly. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Billy Kidman by Hardcore. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kidman pushes out of a Hardcore Holly hold. Billy Kidman hits a rolling kick on Hardcore. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag to Paul London. London hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Tag between Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn. London uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Billy Gunn gets knocked to the ground by London, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - London Calling, forget about it. 1....2...3! **1/2 Winners: and still WWE Tag Team Champions - Paul London and Billy Kidman After the match Bubba and D-Von come in through the crowd and attack London and Kidman. They hit the 3-D on Kidman and then D-Von brings in the table as Bubba hits the Bubba-bomb on Paul London through the table. The crowd boos as the ruthless Dudleys stand over the fallen Tag Team Champs. [Commercial] We come back as Josh Matthews interviews Cena. Cena cuts a rap about RVD and Booker T and says it doesn't matter if he faces just RVD or RVD and Booker at Unforgiven cause's he's doing big business and ain't about to be brought down by them As we come back to the arena JBL's music hits and he comes out in his limo to a chorus of boos. He gets out of the limo in wrestling tights and is joined by Garrison Cade, in a suit and tie. Garrison is supposed to be a RAW Wrestler, so Cole and Tazz act shocked that he's on Smackdown. JBL grabs the mic and says that Garrison Cade is his new "protege", he was underappreciated at RAW and JBL needed someone to look after him since he can't have eyes in the back of his head and The Undertaker is a "sneaky little bastard". JBL says that The Undertaker likes to play his little mind games like last week, just appearing out of the blue in the ring, but he's not man enough to come down that isle right now and get face to face with JBL. JBL says The Undertaker didn't stand a chance before and now with a promising young star like Cade watching his back, 'Taker might as well not even show up at Unforgiven. JBL says that last week we saw him defeat developmental wrestler Chris Masters, and that was week 1 of JBL's Training Session. He says the crowd should appreciate the fact that he's letting them in on his special training sessions and tonight he has another one for them as he'll be taking on developmental wrestler Carly Colon in week 2 of JBL's training session. He introduces Colon but instead Teddy Long comes out.. Teddy Long: Now listen here playa, you tryna look tough comin' out here and beaten these little rookie development students, well lemme holla at ya, I got someone else for ya ta wrestle tonight and he ain't no slouch, and he ain't some little chump you're gonna be able to beat in a minute if ya feel me on that. Holla holla holla. There's a small pop as Rikishi's music hits and he makes his way down the entrance, JBL looks pissed off as he was ready to come and get a quick easy squash victory Non Title Match John Bradshaw Layfield© vs. Rikishi Rikishi takes a headbutt from John Bradshaw Layfield. Rikishi counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Wack kick from Rikishi. John Bradshaw Layfield charges, Rikishi moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Rikishi scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Rikishi! John Bradshaw Layfield powers out of a Rikishi headlock. BAAACK Body drop by Rikishi gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Nice piledriver on Rikishi. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Rikishi. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rikishi kicks John Bradshaw Layfield in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big clothesline from Rikishi. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Rikishi gets taken down out of nowhere! John Bradshaw Layfield moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Clothesline From Hell. 1....2...3, it's finished.** Winner: John Bradshaw Layfield JBL and Garrison Cade celebrate in the ring, they head out to the entrance and pose in front of the Limo. As they are posing with their backs turned to the limo, it all of the sudden turns on and speeds forward hitting JBL and Cade!! JBL and Cade both go boucing onto the hood off the car and flying off the side! The car stops and out from the Drivers Seat steps THE UNDERTAKER!! The crowd is going nuts as 'Taker looks over the scene. He grabs Garrison Cade by the hair and tosses him into the steel steps. He brings Cade over to the hood of the limo and nails him with the Tombstone! JBL, scared out of his mind crawls down the the entrance to the back, as The Undertaker walks up to the hood of the car, drops to his knee and poses as we head to commercial [Commercial] Michael Cole: I'm still stunned by what I just saw Tazz! The Undertaker, somehow got in the drivers seat of that limosuine and.... I mean... just.. ran over JBL and his new protege Garrison Cade! Then he assaulted Garrison Cade!! The Undertaker is on a mean streak folks! Tazz: Darn right Cole and I'd hate to be the object of that hatred! Cole: You and me both! Well next up is RVD vs. Booker T, to give you a little recap, last week RVD-Booker and Rene Dupree wrestled in a 3-way match to determine who would be the #1 Contender to John Cena's I-C title... well, RVD won pinning Rene Dupree, however Booker T claims since he was not pinned he deserves another chance, and so tonight if he beats RVD, RVD will remain in the bout at Unforgiven but it will be a triangle match now involving Booker T. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam Booker slams Rob Van Dam. Rob Van Dam elbows Booker T in the face to break a hammerlock. STIFF high kick on Booker by Rob Van Dam. RVD whips Booker into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Tor-NADO DDT from Rob Van Dam, Booker got planted! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Booker T reverses a hip toss. Fallaway slam by Booker T puts down Rob Van Dam. Spinebuster by Booker T. Covers for a quick two count. High Angle DDT by Booker T just SPIKES Rob Van Dam down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rob Van Dam once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Flying cross body off the top rope! Pin, but Booker is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Booker whips RVD into the turnbuckles and follows in with a clothesline! Rob Van Dam floors Booker, then signals for the Five Star Frog Splash. He misses when Booker T gets away just in time. As RVD is getting up Booker hits him with the ax kick! Booker T pins him with a strong grip of RVD's tights and his legs on the ropes! The ref doesn't see it! The referee counts: 1....2....3! It's over.***3/4 Winner: Booker T Cole: Well Tazz Booker T gets the victory but we can't say he really earned it. He had to grab RVD's tights AND use the ropes for leverage just to score the win. Tazz: Lemme tell ya what Cole, youve never been in the ring before, but this is a simple tip... when you're in there you win, by any means necessary. [Commercial] As we come back we see RVD walking backstage to his dressing room holding the back of his neck looking pissed. As he's coming up to the door he sees that Paul Heyman is standing against the wall next to the door of RVD's dressing room. Paul Heyman: Rob....Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.. what I saw in that last match was something I've seen all too much since you got here in the WWE. That is you.... Mr PPV, Mr. Monday Night, The Whole F'n Show.... getting beaten. RVD, the man who held the TV Title longer than anyone in ECW History, getting flat out beaten.. RVD: Ok dude first of all, he grabbed my tights, second he had his leg on the ro.... Paul Heyman: SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT.. I DONT...WANT... TO HEAR THAT! See, the Rob Van Dam I KNOW doesn't make excuses, the Rob Van Dam I KNOW doesn't become just another face in the crowd on a show polluted with crap. YOU SIR.. are not the Rob Van Dam I know. We can change that though Rob.. I can change that. I made you in ECW, Rob, and I can do it again, we can do it again.. together. Think about it... Paul Heyman walks off smirking as RVD watches him walk away looking a bit confused Tazz: What the heck? I'll tell ya what Cole that was an odd situation right there. Paul Heyman definitely has something up his sleeve Cole: Next up is the tag team match.. Kurt Angle's REAL first match back. Kurt and someone from his group verses Eddie Guerero and a partner of his choice. "Medal" hits as Kurt Angle comes to the ring joined by Luther Reigns and Charlie Haas. Charlie is the one in wrestling gear so he'll be teaming with Kurt. After they're in the ring "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal" hits as Eddie Guerrero comes out in his low-rider with John Cena! The crowd goes nuts as both men make their entrance Kurt Angle and Charlie Haas w/Luther Reigns vs. John Cena and Eddie Guerrero Back suplex on Eddie. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Charlie Haas and Kurt Angle. Charlie Haas scoops up Eddie. Angle bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Eddie blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Super kick by Eddie Guerrero. Covers for a quick two count. Eddie tags out to John Cena. Angle walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Pin, but Angle is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Cena. Cena goes for a splash but Angle puts the knees up. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Tag between Kurt Angle and Charlie Haas. Double arm suplex by Charlie Haas connects as Cena hits hard. Tag to Eddie Guerrero. Eddie takes a flying neckbreaker from Charlie Haas. Eddie scores with a forearm, sending Haas down into the corner. The referee pulls Eddie Guerrero away to get the break. They brawl for a little while longer, Luther Reigns gets up on the ring apron to try to distract Eddie but Eddie knocks him off the apron. This leads to Kurt Angle getting in the ring and clotheslining Eddie over the top rope, Kurt follows Eddie out as the ref goes to the ropes and tells them to get back in the ring. While this is happening John Cena quickly gets in the ring and nails Charlie Haas with an F-U!! Cena moves to the outside and clotheslines Angle from behind. He tells Eddie to finish off Haas. Eddie slowly climbs up top and then nails the Frog Splash and covers! 1.....2....3!!! *** Winners: Eddie Guerrero and John Cena Eddie and Cena get in the low-rider and hit the switches on it, celebrating as we go off the air. The last picture we see is Angle's furious face as he's kneeling outside of the ring

Wouldn't he just get cheered more in that case? It seems if everyone wants the more edgy Eddie character, then they're still going to cheer him, so it's useless having him as a heel unless you're going to just have him as a tweener who takes on faces and heels.. which actually come to think of it, sounds like a pretty good idea.

Why does Eddie need to turn? Everyone is acting like crowds are giving him the Edge treatment, he seems over to me, although not as over as he was pre-wrestlemania, but he's still as over as anyone on SD besides Cena and maybe RVD. He got a huge pop on Smackdown and a loud Eddie chant.

The crowd at WM 12 in Anaheim was pretty good I thought.

I can imagine whoever wins that is going to get tortured in the lockerroom.

I don't like where things are headed on the SD side. Eddie is just lost in the shuffle.. why the fuck are Angle and UT headlining Wrestlemania? IMO they really need John Cena to headline that show to make him a star. How long do they think they can drag that gimmick out and still keep him over? Ah well, Angle will probably get hurt again before WM, so maybe Cena will headline afterall.

I liked the last show, great turn at the end(I was thinking of actually putting RVD in a stable with Heyman in my diary too). Nice ECW-esque combo there and I wonder if there will be more members. It will be interesting to see what happens now with UT as well. Now that the urn is gone you'd think he would be, but we all know from watching WWE TV through the years thats not the case I think you should put the star ratings on matches, it adds to it to know what level of match it was.

I say John Cena. Judging by the first two Rumbles and Wrestlemania's of the "brand split era", they've alternated between a Smackdown guy winning the RR(and headlining WM) to a RAW guy winning and headlining WM(Although Benoit wasn't on RAW when he won, but he ended up there the next night). So I see Cena winning and maybe facing Kurt Angle at WM.

Will Ferrell is a big movie star now, he wouldn't work on a talk show whether he would be watered down or not. Maybe Jimmy Fallon.. although I hope not..

That's awful. I'll say a prayer for him.

I agree with that. I'd love to see Triple H in control of the company, he may be full of himself but he knows wrestling.

Eh, I think Shane is content with not being in the spotlight and honestly I don't even think he would even care about Triple H being closer to Vince. I mean of course it's your father so it's going to piss you off, but he's got a family of his own now.

No, RVD isn't talented enough in the ring nor good enough on the mic. RVD's spotty repetative matches belong in the mid-card.