Twisted Intestine

etc, etc, etc. First of all, why the fuck do you think his outfit is gay? Because it's different than what you would wear? Because it wasn't in this months fashion for MEN magazine? Second of all, MAYBE HE IS GAY, who fucking cares? Third of all, I bet you all invite your friends over for sleepovers, and touch each other under the blankies when your mom turns out the lights.

I've read the word gay about 99 times on the last two pages. Why are all you wrestling geeks on a message board calling everything gay? Hmmmmmm, Can it mean something? Stop being such homophobes you gaylords.

Toy Story, I remember the first time I rented it Saturday night, I watched it before bed and got up early the next morning and watched it two times before church. Rudolph, that claymation movie that's always on TV around Christmas.

Haha, you're a dick. You had me going up until the hand through the chest part.

"This is why I hate religion" Why should Jesus care if I believe stories about him that other people, aka sinners, have told me? I say, bring on the hell! What a weird world we live in. People so desperate to find salvation. You're buddhist? You mean, you don't believe some man died on the crosss? To hell with ye! But thank you, Sir Froddo Baggins, for trying to save my soul. I'm sure this act will not go unnoticed with the all mighty and powerful God. You will receive your just awards in heaven.

I assume the building was abandoned? Maybe it was a homeless person squatting, passed out in the back of a closet somewhere, and he didn't wander out until after they searched/had everything set up. Maybe the guy on the bullhorn woke him up, and he came out to see what all the commotion was about.

The nose and mouth thing makes a bit of sense. MAYBE somebody might accidently smother someone in a work. What is really stupid, and proves that they don't know wrestling is a work, is this: ...What? They do realize the person in the match isn't ACTUALLY getting beat up by 2 people? ...... What? Also, they realize when a wrestler gets DQ'd, it's because it was scripted that way, don't they? There's no "real" DQs going on in worked matches... Wow.

I knew I'd hate this thread.

Did somebody say...... Twisted? Bwahahahaha!

This is the funniest post I've ever seen on the internet.

That's because he's the one who tried to start the "heat" on HHH. Good bye Mysterio.. See you in TNA!! ...Haaank.

One month later... Sabertooth

I'm disappointed.. I was expecting somebody to splat up against the truck or something.

It's be funny if his son didn't send in the tape, but his girlfriend had the phone bugged to catch Dog saying the word. Looks like he was right about that two-timin' nigger all along! Edit: ...I don't mean nigger as in "you scum sucking nigger with no soul"

They could get a couple PPV buys for it. Just drop the name of the next PPV in the promo and boom, people will buy expecting Jericho, when they never promised Jericho at all.

Or maybe Jericho wasn't lying in interviews, and the promos actually were never supposed to be for him. If that's the case, Vince will run the promos for as long as possible to get people anticipating a Jericho return that isn't even happening.

t-h-e-y-'-r-e My bad. I usually don't mix up those words.

I've already said, it's because their fascist. But yeah, you should have just suspended me from this folder, if you like to keep shit out of your chocolate socket. I don't post much outside of it, and did nothing to deserve to not get my wrestling updates! Though, I just read the board as a guest anyways for the duration.

Still sitting on that bottle?

The dude in that video looks alot like Kevin Smith at times.

That's right.

That is a cool story. I sometimes forget about the kids who watch wrestling. If I was to become a wrestler, I think I'd appreciate talking to them alot more than talking to smart fans. Anyone know how many kids watch wrestling these days? It'd be cool to have some sort of program for them (radio or television) where they can call in and ask the wrestlers questions. Like a WOL type thing, but for marks(I'm assuming only children.. but I'm sure there's still a few older people who think wrestling is real), and marketed by the WWE. Have they ever done anything like that before? I'd love that if I was a kid.

Wow, they take a break every 3 minutes.

I've worked at two call centers. They were both inbound. The first was stupid Americans calling me about their office depot rebates. We screwed them all over, and it was our job to tell them they wouldn't be getting a rebate.. I actually found this job pretty fun, as I don't mind people getting pissed off at me.. I actually took a bit of pleasure in telling people that they wouldn't be receiving their $5 rebate. The second was stupid americans calling because their verizon internet was down. In most cases, it wasn't their internet, it was their router, and I'd just have to walk them through configuring it. If it was their internet, I'd just have to go through a small checklist, and then dispatch a technician. We only dealt with business customers, so most of them were pretty polite. Sometimes their e-mail wouldn't be working and I'd get to screen share with them to fix it... They always seemed to get a real kick out of that one. "WOOHOOO! LOOK AT YOU GO! YOU'RE ON MY SCREEN!!" I'd usually draw a picture or something afterwards to amuse them.

ha ha I'd be happy to have him And yes, alkeiper, that was funny. ...fuckin fascists.