The Niggardly King

He'll make his return 2 years from now, have a great "overcoming your demons" bullshit story out of it or something to that effect and his first fight again will pop a HUGE buyrate, ESPN will go back to slurping him... but even more now as a great inspirational story out of this. Or Rampage just kills himself. I don't know, the possibilities are endless.

ECW uses the roster really well... probably the best all around booking of all the WWE. ECW title used as a way to elevate new young talent, or as a thank you for putting up with a lot of stupid shit in your career like with Chavo, Kane, and Henry now. Let the young talent shine, and the vets work with some of them and you got some pretty decent television wrestling going on. The only thing I didn't like at first was Tony Atlas becoming Henry's mouth piece, since Henry happens to be a pretty good fucking promo. BUT, Tony has the part down... he's made this even better.

did one of da wetbacks or darkies cause this pain?

Hureta will bring too much of the sexy for Kenny "I FINISH FIGHTS!!!" Florian to handle.

Marc Mero's black, right?

what nigga got shot

I dunno, Mini-Me got me to chuckle at least a couple times. Which is more than I can say for Tony Cox. That little fucker has been in about nine thousand movies, and has yet to make me laugh once. Especially in the last few years, when he was in Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Who's Your Caddy back to back. If that ain't reason to blackball an actor from the industry, I don't know what is. fuck you, you pick out his shit, but don't find his classics like Me Myself and Irene, and Bad Santa? You sir, can go fuck yourself with a monkey wrench

Stone Cold?

85-115 million opening

Kazushi Sakuraba

oh man, that journey to the center of the earth really was a huge hit... whoever said that would make 40+ million and be #1 this weekend needs to be slapped.

Ive ridden enough roller coasters to realize that its not as big of a deal as they make it out to be, the warnings are put up just to cover their ass so they dont get sued. then I think you could manage a couple of crunches or push ups dickshit

Oh and I think I met my soulmate... it's terrifying to meet someone of the opposite sex that does the same shit and is into the same shit as you... quite funny.

This is interesting, as I've thought for a while that you are one of the posters here I have the most in common with. You, JSYK, KOAN and possibly Leena, except I'm much hotter than her. that's a B not an N you fuckscum

I just wanna know what homeboy was drinking during this occasion.

as far as out of place people in a movie theater... DMX's Never Die Alone and watching the white family squirm for about the 30 minutes they were in there for. I liked Bug, most people hated it... but fuck it was awesome. And the only movie I was a dick for was the first SAW. Fuck that movie with a spiked bat.

great fucking movie... best 95 minutes of my life

wait Marvin, how can you ride roller coasters with your condition? I remember you crying about being out of shape, and I told you to try some light yoga exercises and you were like, "I can't, my heart can't take it, etc." and yet you be on muthafucking roller coasters like they ain't nothing, but you can't even do a Yogi Push-Up??!! Y U BULLSHITTIN??!!

But it says JUICE! As long as it ain't "grape drink" I think it's healthy...

We do... just don't try to break it down to one of them who thinks they have found something that can be considered "good".

I don't really want this to bomb ratings wise, as well... more talking about how the greatest fighter in the world isn't a draw.

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My pops old minivan kicked ass... got 375,000 miles on it, the sliding door worked half the time, and the shit always made a nails on chalkboard sound when he'd drive under 20 MPH.... He got $10 off the Jeep when he traded it in

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:( :( Brand... fuck. Fuck.