The Niggardly King

Pierce was just getting his Big Dipper on.

Dude, that's a nice pipe dream... but it's never going to disappear as long as they keep teaching future generations about how to dissect people into groups. It would take a conscious effort from everyone to change this way of thinking and sorry dude... but things ain't going to dramatically change like that. They will continue to get better, but it's never going to simply vanish... it would take a mass catastrophic event for this to happen, but even then there's a good chance you would find a more extreme line of thinking.

fuck you beantown, you don't get to use no lux aternia as your opening... screw that.

WE TALKIN' BOUT FUCKING SCARFS? IT'S SCARVES! I MEAN.... WE TALKIN' BOUT SOME SCARFS... SOME FUCKING SCARVES, MAN!

fuck we talkin' bout in here?

you sir have no taste this is the greatest accomplishment of modern american cinema... it's ahead of it's time and 30 years from will only the masses begin to appreciate it.

No dude... Boxer is a false prophet or messiah figure to protect Stifler who is our new messiah who will bring us a change and usher in the times of peaceful enlightment... it's about The Book of Revelation... that foretells the end of times the second coming of Christ... hence why Justin Timberlake quotes the damn thing throughout the whole movie. The white horse that Jesus rides in on is the ice cream truck and Stifler is fucking Jesus Christ. IMDB'd

I say we white folk adopt Obama as our own due to half of his lineage. Not so much because I like the guy or want him as President, I'd just find it humorous for us to take THAT away from black people too. Why can't he just be an American? I know re-vo-fuck-ing-lution-ary thought right there. Or he could be, "The guy I'm voting for!" or "The jerkoff who's losing to McCain."

thank you EliteXC... now this will be great.

they do charity or snow shoveling on the side or some shit?

Happy Gilmore is the best

Man, every time nearly everyone thinks he's going to lose, he usually pulls out a win decisively... except for that Ortiz fight. That being said Rampage G'n'P victory towards the end of Round 3.

I forgot, no one PM'd me or AIM'd me and I was busy... this is horrible

It's funny that Leary & Hicks were mentioned side-by-side, seeing as the former stole the latter's act every bit as blatantly as Mencia's thefts have been. Unless you mean "yelling the punchlines instead of just saying them", I don't see how Leary made any of it "his own". He just retold another person's jokes (sometimes in the same words) and pretended that they were his own. Yeah, I would hate Leary, since he's basically 90% Bill Hicks... but he has the asshole song, and Rescue Me... and is a decent actor... so yeah. I do notice though for most of the people who steal a joke... they don't do anything differently but yell it. Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Dennis Leary... it's just weird. Like the time Mencia ripped one of Cosby's best bits about how fathers usually don't get any respect compared to mothers. Mencia took it word for word.... except he just yelled and added a "MOTHERFUCKER!!!" or two.

and he made millions of the black community cry

Doesn't count, gook is like 4'1"

Ahhh fuck....

Yeah, you got to build the guy up through packages and other fights... while there is a chance he could shit the bed and you're left with this huge salary that never turned out the way you wanted it to. WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS!

the only good part of the extended cut is more drugging and when he beats the shit out of some guy from Dallas while saying his name the whole time.

Hey guys, what do you think would have happened if Kevin Randleman continues with upsets and finishes Fedor after the awesome... almost like a German Suplex at PRIDE's Critical Countdown '04? Runs right through Ogawa, then gets choked out by Nogueira? Or could he have possibly won it all? It's just one of those defining moments in the Legend of Emelianenko, but it's one of my favorite "What if?" situations of the sport.

Don't listen to Shawn Michaels, Mike Knox is the fucking future

I just touched 'em all... fuck I win?

Nah, it'll be Knox instead of Burke, which will lead to month long feud of Knox/Sydal.

Fuck man, Lawler/Smith II isn't going to be fun at all... Lawler is just going to dominate and not overlook anything in Smith's game like he did this time around in the clinch.

I feel a Sydal/Kofi team coming up man.