The Niggardly King

To Sir With Love!!

Ah, Tilda Swinton... that's her name. I like her.

...Please go away Jerry Seinfield.

BARDEM WOO! He sure woke up Brolin with that kiss. Now I hope that he blows up and gets some bigger roles. I'm worried about where Clooney is sitting... looks like he's getting Best Actor, or Clayton is getting Best Picture.

Jesus Christ dude, calm down. The deer was bloody well dead. Animals are considerably less important than human beings in the eyes of the law Not when you black and they be dogs... Free Mike Vick

Larry The Cable Guy plays an older version of Ehtan Suplee's character from American History X

But Dobbs, ain't racist, he got the Mexican wife to prove it

When most people put on some muscle, they usually shave and get a clean cut... but they look better... Matt Young proves this to be wrong.

I thought this said Mae Young. But then we already know about her right?

Finlay/Bradshaw has potential to be one of the best Mania brawls...

No one saved him until he almost got hung, payback is a biz-nitch

This is great comedy

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma. Nope... Nigga ask about me, Nigga ask about me, I'm a hustla homie, I'm a hustla homie... Hustlin' candy bars like you in da boy scouts ain't real hustlin' homie.

Did you and Invader come in to wipe 'em out you racist dickshit?

Will Ferrell is a past his prime pornstar circa 1985. When the transition period goes for the more perfect looking women, with implants, and no bush, he ad libs funny things and goes behind the camera to make movies for the average joe, who wants to see what a "real woman" is like. Also featuring Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, and cameos by Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson as the "evil" porn producers pushing this new age of porn. It shall be called, Bareback: The Story of "Slick" Richard Moore

I'm gonna try that steak one, and I don't expect to shit right for a few days

the crowd responded well, with his little "Eddie" dance, and "it's time for some Chicago? amigos" at least I think he said Chicago somewhere in there, but once he did them all shitty like, the crowd instantly turned on him.

No it was really Umaga

They're not going to anyway they try and do this.

Hopefully the dark match battle royale. And the new clause is the winner gets to jump into the Main Event!

I want to take a very sharp knife to your asshole and start carving around your torso until I reach your sternum. No need for the foreplay, baby

Holy fuck, the crowd isn't even that hot for this after the Mayweather segment...

Okay this rules more than it should Mayweather didn't pull no punches

FLOYD MAYWEATHER VS THE BIG SHIT WRESTLEMANIA IT'S GONNA FUCKIN' RULE

IT'S THE BIG SHIT