The Niggardly King

Lashley has powerslammed Viscera before. Lashley is pretty fucking awesome, he looks good during the times he has used his "amateur" background. Plus he has the athleticism of Shelton Benjamin without the tendency to botch... that's pretty fucking impressive.

This is what happens when you let the Disco Inferno write an article. It started off pretty well, but the longer it went on it became a mess.

I'm interested to see if he's the same size as before.

I still think it was a set-up by his woman.

More spoilers...

From everything I've heard about his house... it was pretty damn secure, even though he had no guards. The only way to get in, would be if you REALLY knew the layout of the place, or if someone LET you in. I'm going to say it might have been his woman who set this up.

They didn't play pro football.

Ang Lee's Hulk got a standing ovation in my theater.

I just hope Koscheck has added something to his stand up besides a jab and a big slow right hand.

Vince loved Sabu, and wanted to do a lot of things with him and his gimmick. Sabu was the best protected guy coming in, and you could tell they had plans for him. He was built as a major threat and had a competitive match with John Cena, took Rey Mysterio to a draw over the World Heavyweight Title, and was being groomed to be the top face of ECW while Punk was getting built up. Things went sour when he started acting like he usually does, falling asleep backstage, and just not having a good attitude about things and expecting so much so fast, but I guess that happens when you have the guy in charge creaming himself over almost everything you're doing and telling you about all the ideas he has.

It takes 4-5 years to make a good NFL QB... I know a lot of people have lost patience given how certain guys can just come in and start running things. Losman for years??!! You make it seem like he's been there for 6 years sucking shit, have some patience. Fuck, guys like Troy Aikman, John Elway, and Steve Young wouldn't be able to make it in today's high standards must win now league. Eli Manning is feeling that now.

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This would be a pretty good team, and Striker's the perfect manager/wrestler to be the mouthpiece... even though they wouldn't need one.

They just need Burke to do the majority of speaking and have Benjamin yell "AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWii!!!" at the end of the promos.

YES

Holy crap, is Festus over

Henry/Punk should be awesome.

If they do bring it back, they can just push the FBI storyline and Livia's storyline.

He'd more than likely end up dieing some way.

Wow, at least Jones isn't slow on the handoff, and is decent up until the first sign of contact.

Actually, MVP this year is Albert Haynesworth.

It was like a drunken father being proud of his son.

They're taking the fact that fans voted him in to the Cyber Sunday ECW title match the wrong way. Which is how I expected it to be.

You tell 'em Hughes. Beatdown GSP, kill Serra, send Jiu-Jitsu Yoda back to Jersey, and reign supreme.