The Niggardly King

My dick looks like a light skinned Bill Dukes. Huge head, decent thickness, and think of the abnormally small ears as my nuts.

they were just your prototypical QBs with big powerful arms, no accuracy, and both were a little shorter. I don't really understand why scouts were jerking off over their supposed level of play. I'd rather have Rosencopter than either of them.

He's gonna be a backup for the Raiders or 9ers, and be a decent journeyman for the rest of his career.

Probably the temple Jin stumbled upon and before that little camps scattered about the island

HEY! I was somewhat right!

yes it changed from there, but what set him off was mentioning Hawking.

"Everyone calm down now... it's alright... get some paramedics in here." I love that guy who announces this. He's just so calm and makes it sound like they'll just slap a band-aid on the wound and everything's okay.

Please have an Andre cutout or photo by you when you do it

Not at Hammer House my friend.

They're remaking Life? I can buy Rampage in the Martin role, but Kongo would totally botch the role of Murphy.

Oh man please don't remind me of that. When the Bell three hit I think I nearly had a heart attack as I knew I wouldn't be seeing the Clippers in the playoffs until I'm in my early 30s.

... 5XL... Gonzaga ain't got nothing to counter those big can hands.

Looking at how Keith's career has gone the last 2 years, I expect Rampage to knock him out in 100 seconds, though I hope that doesn't happen.

They should just make Cain/Nog. Swick/Johnson or Davis/Johnson would both be nice fights to make.

ESPN Analysis: I don't think A-Rod is going to get a favorable reaction today... there's no way. *10 minutes later* ESPN Analysis: Sorry to interrupt are usual golf coverage but A-Rod has just been walked. So far no reaction from the crowd. *40 minutes later* ESPN Analysis: We have to cut the top 10 plays of yesterday short, but A-Rod has just hit a homerun and the crowd is giving him a standing ovation. Lets see the crowd! *Only a few people are clapping, most fans are sitting down* ESPN Analysis: This has to be a great day for A-Rod. He has to feel a bit redeemed today.

I share a birthday with Ernest Hemingway Don Knotts Bob Orton Janet Reno John NEGROPONTE Tony Scott Robin Williams Cat Stevens Jon Lovitz Jim Martin Paulo Silva Shawn Stasiak Shinjiro Otani Ali Landry Josh Hartnett Damian Marley David Carr CC Sabathia Mao Kobayashi Kellen Winslow II Rory Culkin AnnaLynne McCord Juno Temple I win Lord Alfred Hayes and Mako also died on my birthday, so I win again.

When they come out of the closet in politics, it usually follows with some hilarious story about being homo. Like the senator or congressman who used to go out with his wife to TGI Fridays, they'd both get drunk, and then they'd both blow the limo driver before he'd take them home.

or they still in the closet

Some of our best actors, musicians, writers, entertainers, etc. happen to be homo

I hate people. Homos keep down the population. I love homos. I'm not the type of guy like EHME who's going to beat them down for looking at me funny. I might even let a homo blow me. They're good people.

no G>A<Y entrances

Damn right. Under any other circumstances I'd be rooting for Rampage to KO Jardine, but I really wanna see Machida/Rashad for the belt. I've been wanting that match for a while to see that match.

I'd rather have 11 Grossmen

Le Boucher and Que la bête meure are pretty good. I only know Chabrol films from this time period. What else should I watch?

Eh, I liked the Chris Benoit version more... just riveting stuff.