The Niggardly King

Since I voted for myself, I'm still in The Elite 4... this is tremendous.

Khali is perfectly fine if they keep everything under 10 minutes. Michaels gave him his best match yet, and I expect a good showing at the PPV.

This would have worked better if the lyrics were, "My Way".

Don't Bury Orton Much Longer... He's Gotta Gun!

Heh, last time Smackdown had to worry about the liver... check your triceps boys.

It's good to know that Edge is always the backup plan whenever something or someone fucks up the original plans.

eh, it sounds like a crushed flute

Randy Orton might be the first guy to get a punishment World Title run.

What did Kennedy injure last time?

Yes, time for a Masterpiece promo

This could be WWE's first comedy movie.

Wow, Kennedy seems to be injury prone. Hey, you know what would be great since Smackdown is bound to have another injury... calling up Harry Smith.

Looks like I'm the only one standing in the club of 4... I am the elite.

Can we please cut down on the sniggering?

Cage is awesome though. In Con Air he kills a guy over a bunny! "Put... the bunny... back... in the... box." Con Air will always have the best Chappelle movie moment, of him setting the Indian on fire and crackling out, "The last Mohekan is burning man!"

Gentlemen... green tea is all you need.

Every movie needs a scene of Cage running around in a bear suit, punching women.

But Fedor, although the best in the world... has been a weak draw for Pride. I hope things change.

Mayweather draws more.

What happened to Cage? He used to be regarded as a good actor, and now he's become like this parody of horrible acting.

That fatal kiss is all we need

Oh shit this thread is pinned the irony

That one is getting terrible advertising and is being marketed as a totally different movie than what it really is. It's going to be lucky to crack the Top 5.

Khali has like the best counter to the FU... just start throwing those huge fuckin' bows. I'm kind of surprised that they let Cena pick him up that quickly and didn't build to it more.

2 million off of what I expected ($150 mil). 28 Weeks Later is really going to be the surprise next week. The hyped up trailers, great reviews... and the fact everyone is basically coming out of Spiderman 3 and shitting on it should help it.