The Niggardly King

Well, it's not always their fault... most of the time... the best men for them are to fucking gutless to go after them.

This is all fantastically hilarious garbage.

Only to you guys. In person most people think I'm either Puerto Rican or half Black(which I really am). My facial features aren't greek. You're better off pretending you're Greek. You seem like a racist person, Boon.

That was a pretty tight video.

Your mom just wasn't committed... my mom smoked throughout her pregnancy, and has a Cal Ripken like streak.

Just when I thought that I ruled this thread, Kotz knocks one out of the park effortlessly.

Millions out there like him? Is it really hard to not see a person as just... a person. Not a representation of a whole race?

Was she hot, Admin Kreese?

on da count of the 3 we're gonnna sing da song

Don't come back until July/

You're right, one gambling session isn't enough.

And I thought Michael Jordan was married. He's getting divorced, and umm, I think you quoted the wrong post? Yeah, Jordan's finally making it official and ending what was a good run with his wife... now he just intends to play golf, smoke cigars, party, cigars, gamble, party, cigars, party... and maybe be "president" of the Bobcats.

"BLOCKED from behind!" "YES!!!" "NO!" "Michael Jordan... Yes!" "Oh what a move! A spectacular move!" "From Downtown!" "He is on fire!" "A rainbow!" "He scores!" "Serves Up A Facial!" "With the Facial!" "Let's see that again!" "And the money shot!"

I liked watching Cena yell and slap at his shoulder. That's some great jock type of selling. I also loved when he was punching the shit out of Michaels on the table and yelled at the ref, "HE WON'T STAY DOWN!".

I hope Cena doesn't run into any problems health wise, or end up being a douche bag... dude is really shaping up to be something great, and has potential to have many great matches for the next 6-10 years.

Or maybe it's because you have a gorilla like Tito Ortiz head?

Because you look Greek

Shit, I wonder who doesn't hate Carlito.

You ruined my moment, Cumstain.

U JUS GOT MCBEEF'D SON!

Jordan for the 3!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if someone will find something to bitch about even though Cena has apparently lost the match clean.

It was like watching an overbooked Russo wrestling show. The super team seemed cool... but I'm pissed with the way they went out, especially the Asian dude. Fuck that. Then the amount of turns and double crosses got annoying. Blade knew that one dude he saved a few years ago turned on him, so he just went along with it, and decided to blow him up... once again, FUCK THAT.

Fuck yeah Marvin, you an Albino sex machine... see that no hair on the body is great for aero-dynamics... you get your proper thrust ratio.

Any guy that says, "If he gets the big kick in... no doubt I'll be knocked the fuck out." is alright with me.