The Niggardly King

I think Melvin had some traces of coke from his urine test after getting subbed by Stevenson... this is not good.

That looks pretty good... I think I just found the Stockton to my Malone.

Yeah, but who would fucking listen to that?

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This is the best house full of macho mental midgets that they have ever had.

OLD WHINY WHITE GUY

No, because the old man is an OWWG.

That's because Randy Orton sucks.

OH MY GOD NO PRO BOWLS IN HD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL I EVER DO??????????????????? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME..............

Be glad they haven't announced plans to remake it yet. Give it another 15 years, and you'll see.

I never realized how great Monty's theme is until downloading it. Doesn't match him one bit, but it's pretty fucking awesome.

And I wanna see Vin Diesel in this.

I feel so bad that the pretty good obvious joke went over my head...

Plus she has lost a little weight, which I don't like.

Shawn Michaels sucks

Yes

Is the FO... "FUCK OFF"?

Don't feel bad luke, one time I came home smashed and called my dad a nigger lover.

It looks like the man never showers with all that backne going on

He can post the lyrics of Andre The Giant's theme music.

Because of my father's racism, I got in trouble when I was younger at school. We were guessing what our father's did for a living and my friend Juan at the time was like, "You'll never guess what my fathers job is..." and I said "does he collect welfare?" That's about the only unintentional one I can think of.

Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan