The Niggardly King

What has caused this?

This shit's horrible... just endless pressure from the family day in and day out while I've been doing a good job at everything that is required of me. I can't have fucking fun for more than an hour without hearing, "DO YOU HAVE A PLAN??!!" "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??!!" "DON'T FUCK AROUND!!!" Jesus Christ my parents were strict when I was younger, then they became really chill when I hit 13... but over the past year it's been complain that I'm not doing anything, while I'm actually doing great in school. So you, I expect my birthday to be alright, but I know as soon as my parents get settled in after work, then they'll get on my case once again... I need to get laid... yeah that would make me feel better.

No, he did volunteer work out of a hospital, and he now works there. That's how he got the #. I can do a hella Shaq. I can also do a great Magic.

I just feel dirty on how my friend got the #

my friend just pranked called Phil Jackson's house. he found the number while at work. i feel really dirty now. "Hello?" "Jake there?" "Who's this??!!" "Shit, wrong number..." "OOOOO.......kay.... bye now" *click* Didn't mean to wake you coach... Oh god I feel guilty...

I know who will be seeing this.

Who was released from prison Thursday?

There was this one girl who I was friends with since the 6th grade, but when I went to homeschool in the 11th grade, we had a falling out. Looked for her on myspace, and there she is... 2 kids later

Nah, D'Lo got screwed because I think Russo was high on him, and Vince didn't really wanna push him that much. D'Lo signed a big contract extension right around the time Russo left for WCW, and if he didn't we probably would have had D'Lo Brown 3 time WCW Champion. You also have to remember Vince really liked Droz, and that's another reason why for the depush... I'm sure if he liked D'Lo as much as Droz, there wouldn't have been that much of a problem.

Well, to be fair to him, he had a shitload of the crowd behind him. I guess to fool him though, Vince thought "bringing him out of my limo and introducing him" would get him over. I actually think Vince had the thought of pushing Matt... but Matt happened to cut one of the worst returning promos I've ever seen... by the end of it, he didn't even have half the crowd support from when he first made his entrance.

What Head On does is it spreads through out you head and hits all the key points, basically if you're in any type of pain... the cream will work its magic to spread to that area... I know it sounds crazy, but it works!

Can you just go the fuck away? He has a right to be here! A RIGHT!

Give me my points...

tell him to fuck his weightbench

Requeim for a Dream soundtrack.

Come on now... the guy can actually cut good promos now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDwnzM5otQE

EFA

Hearts on Fire Bring 'em Out JUMP! Rockstar Lapdance Touched Some techno remix of Cell's theme from DBZ The Kill

You said you know comedy better than us... only because you're English... well sir, YOU LIE!!!!!

I mean not to sound dumb with this question but was this three way Booker-Rey-Batista? Or one involving Henry? Probably Henry... but if that's the truth... then what would Batista have done? Get Umaga?