The Niggardly King

I can see Rob winning the title to end ONS II... and then the following night on RAW... Vince can strip Rob of the title, and say something like, "you cannot win a WWE Tilte at an ECW EVENT!!!"

People.... this match will not be as bad as you think.... if anything it will be the Match of the Night.

The camel spider is overrated.

RETURN OF THE MACK.......... COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN OF THE MACK............... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK............. HERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN OF THE MACK................ ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN OF THE MACK......................... PUMP UP THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN OF THE MACK.................... WATCH MY FLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK............................................. HERE I GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though he sucked last night in the booth... Shelton had some good exchanges with Lawler.

Sex up a negro?

yeah, that shit's scaring me just thinking about it.

Ding, ding, ding, ding we have a winner. I'm convinced that Yukes only worries about the graphic engine for the wrestling game now and just doesn't care about the actual gameplay. That's really all they need to care about, since the game will sell no matter what...

His finisher should be THE CHOP

....

I used to play that shit all the time.

Lashley looks to be the only person with something to gain by winning the tournement.

For all of the times for Taker to sell a move like it was death, the CHOP was not one of them.

I don't what happened with his delivery of promos... that used to be fine... most of the time they were bland, but at least you could understand him.

If there's a fat kid, there's usually a fat parent, or one with bad eating habits.

because you'd probably break the whole board by writing down an elipse in the administrative panel. ....

Bruno, or Savage.

Yeah, like if they had Bob be like... "My son is better than everyone here." "Dad, I don't need you to tell these people what they already know..." "But they need to know how great you are RANDY!" "They realize it each and every time I make an appearance father." You know stuff like that... but not so generic.

I think Orton and his father could have worked out better, if they didn't book Randy needing his father's help all the time.

Most people around here are the, "what have you done lately for me?" type of crowd.

It used to be.

Edge has the same problem that Orton has... when it comes time for that big promo, with someone who's looked at as one of the best promos the WWE currently has... they fuck up and butcher a few sentences. It's fine when they're doing this against someone of their own caliber, but when you get stammering Edge and Orton out there with a Triple H, or a Cena... it looks horrible. Like this past RAW where Edge was fucking up a few lines, and Triple H started to snicker at him... that's not a good thing. There's only one new face near the Main Event scene that doesn't do this... at least from what I've seen, and that person is Carlito.

I like Benjamin. In the past, he has been able to show charisma, and decent facials. He hasn't been able to show that since they decided he would be jobbed out to Carlito and Masters... and make him the guy who has a losing streak... and that storyline doesn't do shit for anyone. He displayed a little more charisma during his match with Chavo on the past RAW. I think what really fucked him up... was the lack of confidence they showed in him. It also didn't help when he lashed out on some road agent, or something like that.

Things like this wouldn't happen if I was a.... SUPER MOD!