The Niggardly King

lettuce is great, helps the bowel movement.

Bye, Matt

For all of you that did not vote for me... I'm making a list.

Kirby always figured he would die young, considering most of his family members died before they were 50. Most likely the reason he didn't give a fuck about what kind of shape he was in towards the end. One of the few reasons I gave a damn about baseball when I was a child.

That wouldn't be good though, and would hurt the WWE more than actually help it.

Yes, but no more than one a show.

That song was the fucking shit it was like Millennium!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bododo bababa bododod Millennium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did I ever do?

Why is Van Famm dancing?

Nope, because he's a huge guy with a good look, who developed into a good promo guy and is still developing... and he's also decent in the ring

But the problem is that most of those guys weren't World champions. People just can't picture or won't picture Ric Flair, a 16-time World champion, jobbing to curtain jerkers. WWE Monday Night RAW -- September 16, 2002 -- Rico defeated Ric Flair -- Booker T. defeated Test -- Tag Team Champions Lance Storm & Christian defeated Bubba Ray Dudley & Spike Dudley -- Chris Jericho defeated Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam to win the title -- Kane defeated William Regal by DQ -- World Heavyweight Champion Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy The day that Ric Flair retired in my eyes.

1. I use to piss in the bed. This lasted until I was 10. 2. Back in the third grade, we had this sort of race war thing going. Black and white kids teamed up against asian and mexican kids. It was my first experience with racism and it led to some humorous things. Apparently the favorite insult of an asian boy in the third grade was to just call random white kids "White Niggers!" 3. I've fucked a girl while watching the Bret/Shawn Ironman match. I was also eating a sandwich at the time. 4. From the age of 9-16, I had a huge Bruce Lee mural that was on each wall of my room. Now it's Manhattan Island at night. 5. I got knocked the fuck out in the 8th grade by a dodgeball. My dumbass was hanging around in the back not paying attention, when I got hit by the damn thing, then the back of my head smacked up against the wall. No injuries, but the rest of the year was full of shame and embarrassment.

I vote for myself and Carnival, BL, Czech, and Kotz.

Somehow I've gotten even shittier

http://www.rockybalboablog.com/

...so long as I don't have to go against Jesus... I'll take Jesus then...

Terrance Howard and Felicity Huffman are taking it.

Black Lushus Carnival

He looks like the Teacher's Aid that would end up fucking one of the kids.