The Niggardly King

Minor stroke...

Oh... easily it's Matt Morgan... when you look at everything the WWE wants for a star, Morgan had it.

you had a stroke

fuck I'm too lazy to edit that

Have you ever just been walking around a store or just like in your area and you see someone you knew from high school but you didn't really "know" them Then they see you and want to have a conversation with you like you were their best fucking buddy but in reality you sat behind them while in history class and just bummed notes of them from time to time but you really do not want to talk to this person but they cannot just catch the hint It's not that you hate them or they were an asshole as far as you know they were generally okay but they had one big fucking problem... they were boring as all hell and I mean really fucking boring... you'd think that not seeing this person for a while they might have just developed a personality late in the game but know they're still the boring fuck that you knew from junior year that would make you fucking yawn whenever they tried to be humorous or just make you rather watch paint dry whenever they go off on a boring story from their boring life I hate that shit I feel better now

I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me

This Sanctuary Is No More!!!

I'd get the job done

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I'd rather fuck up my neck trying to blow myself than fuck a Chyna

But... I bring good content...

What did I ever do

Looks like Chyna

I support this, as long as I get to stick around in the background.

I'm in mourning... why? WHY SWAY??!! Bob Barron better be gone by next week.

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This thread made me choke on my steak nachoes.

I go away for two days and this shit happens WHATDAFUCK

"Chink stole my bike!" doesn't have the same flow. Chinaman, or Gook kind of work.

Well it was kind of hard to do. Henry looked like he didn't even want to be there that night at the Rumble, and Kurt never really adjusted to the guy. He wrestled him like he was everyone else. Everything else with Henry has been okay/good though.

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The king of all blacks does not get yeast infections...

There is a reason why Jim Cornette puts Cena over as this generation's Ric Flair...

We're all half black