The worst incident I had was when I went to go see Blade 2 about a week after it opened. Just some lady had to bring her fucking snot nosed kid and sit right behind me. Thirty minutes into the movie the damn kid shits himself, but the mom did nothing. She just told him to deal with it. It was a bad combination of smelling shit and having some dumb bitch talk on her cellphone while her son needed to get cleaned up. I would have moved if the theater wasn't sold out.
Then there's the time I decided to see Never Die Alone with my brother, and his buddy Ed. Well this nice white couple decides to come in bringing their two kids along. They made a quick exit right when DMX began to bang a white girl. I'd say about twenty minutes later Ed says he has to take a piss, but since we were the only ones in the theater, he decides to go off to the far right side of the theater to do his business.