No shit. I'm insulting a stranger on a messge board at 1:30 AM.
I feel sorry for your friends, having to put up with an amazing intellect and wit like yourself. I'm sure they don't even know how to begin to compete with you. I'm intimidated, and I'm on the other side of a fucking great big ocean.
I don't have any friends, so please don't put it in my face.
I guessed that from the fact that your avatar is some bird you nearly had a chance of pulling years ago.
STALKER ALERT
It's called sarcasm, I have my own club, you want to join?
Oh sorry, we don't take Brits, only the Irish.
There are Irish Brits, y'know. And I don't wanna be a member of any club with Mole as a member. It's probably a cult based around that bird. You can only turn up if you're wearing a mask of here, and they all recite poems about how great she is.
That was the dumbest thing I've heard all day.