Black Lushus

did Jessica Alba have blue eyes in the first one? I can't remember... EDIT: yea she did...I just don't remember them being this goddamn blue! anyway, can't be any worse than this:

oh okay then..whew! some people go above and beyond simply because their PARENTS want it that way. my wife and I were going to elope in Cancun but noooooo her mom threw the biggest shit fit ever!

i would have got zoot suits if they weren't so fucking expensive!

Normally that's be true, but thankfully for me Smuesette doesn't really care about the ceremony, she just wants to be married. Plus she doesn't want most of her family their anyway, so she'd likely want to rush the ceremony before the annoying people had a chance to show up. how much money are you spending on this wedding she doesn't care about?????

general wedding rule: bride gets what bride wants, otherwise bride fucks somebody up

Hell, she's what, 3 years old or so? Time for her to start bringing home the bacon. Can't mooch off you and the missus forever. she's 4 now. no doubt, Matt. At least the couple getting married buys her flower girl dresses for her...otherwise I'd have to put the kabosh on all that. What's shitty is that my wife ends up being in each of those weddings as well...so that means upwards of $100 a pop for goddamn bridesmaid dresses! Everytime she tells me about another wedding she's in coming up, my wallet cringes.

My daughter has been a fower girl in 5 marriages now in the past 2 years. I should start renting her out, "Flower Girl For Hire"

quite a few Superbowls say hello.

Hey... What am I, your test audience?? doh! I forgot you posted here too! metro, I, for the record, am eating crow right now...

did Reali dock Woody about 10 points for that one?

good lord, John Starks must have taught these guys how to shoot 3s in the clutch. (yes, I hold a grudge about that, dammit! In case you couldn't tell)

this is so bad even the Nets think it sucks.

will someone please tell Drew Gooden he looks very Corky-ish with that patch of hair on the back of his otherwise bald head?

I've always been a Johnny-Come-Lately when it comes to home consoles. I didn't play SOTN until it became a Greatest Hits title in 98 or 99, same with MGS.

how many of Leena's posts are about ESPN sucking and how many are actually about the rest of us sucking?

speaking of PS RPGs, I'd like Xenogears a lot more if the 2nd CD wasn't total bullshit....oh and the fact that there were more face/heel turns than Big Show's had.

why hasn't Matt Hardy won at least a US or IC title yet, btw?

Benoit sues for spot infringement!

Kenny Doane is buried by proxy from Johnny Nitro by proxy from Melina??

interesting, did not know those facts...

It's been like 12 years. Forgive me. and you call yourself a wrestling fan!

vader and yoko...

what feud??

are they going to get somebody COHERENT on the mic tonight?

it's painful hearing JBL sell the Smackdown draft like it's the greatest thing ever. and didn't he always dog Masters? calling him a hairless monkey or some such insult?