yeah, fake cowboys...the ones here in Nebraska all wear wranglers, cowboy boots, stupid hats, drive overly sized, retardedly huge trucks...they speak with fake southern accents (there are no accents in Nebraska so for someone who has LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE HERE to have one is ludacris)...I'm gonna buck this trend of wearing a cowboy costume all year round and start wearing a pirate outfit and shouting "ARRRRRRRR" all day long...SHIVER ME TIMBERS MUTHAFUCKAS!