CanadianGuitarist

Recap? This could be backstage mic time!

*CUMS Gte the mic, Armando. GET THE MIC, ARMANDO!

YES! THANK YOU MARVIN! NOW GET AAE ON THE MIC!

Fuck. Give em hell, coach. Notice how I'll pull for ANYONE to get come-uppance on Shawn, even if I don't ull for em? HBK is the tiger woods of wrestling. Except he's white. And texan. And Jesus-y. And over-the-hill.

Has anyone else noticed this? With no Michael Buffer on a rival show(holy, they just mentioned him).... Doesn't "let's get ready to suck it" sounda kinda gay? From a bible-thumper, no less?

HBK-Coach next. I'll refer you to my previous WHERE THE FUCK IS UMMMMMMMMMMAGA! post.

Hogan sort of gets the upper hand! Good sign! Oh yeah, and Mickie James is coming by later so I can teabag her. As long as I'm thinking wisfhully... Where's my AAE and UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA?

I may usurp Leena as the one who loves Orton the most...provided he beats Hogan. Which he won't. Nevermind.

Little too long, but not a bad finish at all.

Yeah, I realised Bertuzzi wasn't coming back, or Carter for that matter. But there has to be a poor man's version somewhere for Vancouver to at least attempt to stop the bleeding.

Kane and Big Show for the ECW Title? Promoted by Heyman? He must've pissed Vince off, as the wors match in prolly two years is for the ECW Title. And in the 94-01 ECW, I don't remember anyone ever saying "taking (insert noun) to the extreme!"

I thought that was fucking Jeff Hardy, for christ's sake.

Anyone remember that these guys had a feud six months ago?

If that was the gold at the end of the rainbow, I'd gladly get my ass handed to me by HBK(well, as a Bret mark, not HBK...)HHH and covered in fake shit for her. She's officially in my top five.

Wow. Every single wrestling fan with internet access was just proven wrong. I'll be damned.

Another Bushwhacker comparison? Yeah, that's a good way to start building your new tag champs.

Even if they don't win the titles tonite (which they will), Highlanders are going to usurp AAE as mid August-Late September's IWC love.

God dammit, SS or not, title holders should not come to the ring first.

Carter, while not the best at either, sounds like the perfect fit of what you just described. Couldn't that have been Bertuzzi?(who, it's quite blatant NEEDS to be replaced somehow).

Wrap it up, Shawn. On his knees. Now all 4's. I don't think I need to say anything.

Kick his ass, Coach.

Good. I like the Coach. He's a breath of fresh air. Not a show-stealer or anything, but still.

I live about five minutes from my 9-to-5, so I always just head home. I work at Wal*mart on the weekends and usually one/two weeknites as well. The McDonald's, as well as the Pantry section and the No Frills next door usually means trouble, especially on the weekend when my lunch is an hour. I'm trying to buck that trend. I've actually got a delicious stir fry going (on the bbq) nowfor tomorrow night.

What's the deal there, by the way? Rucinsky, Sanderson and Carter were all supposed to fit perfectly with the Brothers Sedin. What's the missing ingredient?

but she doesn't favor her husband...he get's no special treatment...none whatsoever... OMG, I didn't even realise that. My first instinct was that Steph was just an idiot.