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Piss off Mr. Duff. I'm prepared to ask the fat single girl, who, almost certainly, signs her letters with hearts and smiley faces, the aforementioned question.

I'll also eat my own feces along with CarnivalisComing if it was actually 'greatest' and not 'funniest'.

MLK could have taken a dump on the consitution, his ideals make him great, as far as I'm concerned. What's wrong with social democracy? NOTHING.

I'm surprised by the lack of reports of parents ruining DS's over the Bark button.

Right now there's an Air Farce re-run on. Anyone remember that Honda Civic commercial from 2001 witht he guy taunting the gas station attendant? The posted price in the skit on Air Farce is 65.9. Don Ferguson is taunting him by saying 'go ahead. Make it 68, 69 or even 70 cents a litre'. S'all I got.

I'll be more than happy to recap the ECW ppv. Bischoff held an ECW Funeral, which McMahon defended, and called upon Heyman to continue. Which he did. It was good but not great, but certainly laced with emotion. This was 5 weeks before One Night Stand. Each week, words were exchanged between ECW army(headed by Tazz and returining ECW stars Axl, Balls, Dreamer, Rhino, Heyman, The Dudleys and The Sandman), and the heel based anti ECW army of Bischoff, Coach, Snitsky, Edge Tomko, Regal and Angle. The show was certainly watchable, only avoided by the hardest core of ECW marks. Quick results: Lance Storm def. Chris Jericho after interference from Dawn Marie, Justin Credible and Jason. Super Crazy won a 3 way dance over Guido Maritato (with all the FBI , even JT Smith and Tracey Smothers), and Tajiri with The Sinister Minister and Mikey. Chris Benoit def Eddie Guerrero via the cross face. Rey def. Psicosis, I forget how. Sabu def. Rhino in a surpise match. Well, it was kinda obvious once the lights went out and Rhino was in the ring, but it was unbilled, and I still marked the fuck out over Sabu's return. RVD and Heyman did awesome shoot promos. Despite the emotion, the most memorable line was Heyman's "I'm not crying, my eyes are red from just smoking weed with RVD" Unfortunately, it got a bit WWE at the end. Heyman's promo incited the anti ECW army, who were in a VIP box basically, to come to the ring. Everyone I mentioned brawled, and returns included Al Snow, CW Anderson, Doring and Roadkill and basically everyone from ECW's past except for Douglas and Funk. Tazz wound up choking out Angle which was meant to be the highlight,though no one seemed to notice, until Austin's music hit. Crowd shit on it, especially when Bischoff was drug to the ring in a bit of terrible acting.(Somehow he wound up doing commentary with Mick Foley and Joey Styles.) All the ECW army beat him up, but in a poor manner, the moves of choice were the diving headbutt, Stunner and 619. Somehwere in all of this, The Dudleys beat Dreamer and Sandman. I've never seen anything like Sandman's entrance at this show, it had some kind of aura over it as opposed to his past. This match also featured the vintage ECW delayed and over done run in, as well as an out of nowhere Francine Beulah cat fight. The ECW Army had beers to close the show. Austin visibly shoved Sandman away and said 'wait a minute' while he was passing out beers. ----- I'd also tentatively like to add Angle-Benjamin to the MOTY list.

Establish essentially civil rights. My pick in the Greatest American thread this past November.

Wasn't the war in Iraq supposed to prevent this? Sorry, someone had to type this, I guess it's me by default.

The Conservatives support capital punishment but oppose abortion? Yes. What are they, a bunch of idiots? Apparently. The NDP support abortion but oppose capital punishment? Yes. What are they, a bunch of idiots? Apparently.

Concurred. If you like, edit your lists to 16 if you haven't done so, and I'll edit the original post, but voting will still close on Sunday.

Funniest guy, dumbass.

Why aren't we including Japanese teams? Any team you like is a valid submission.

That's not porn at all. I will take my leave. On the upside, I just opened a bottle of beer with my teeth, and bent the cap in half while doing it.

A superb choice, but file this under things that make you go whaaaaa?

You were all over that reply. Is he remniscent of, say, Spicy McHaggis? What's his entrance? I'll eat my hat if it's not Bar Room Hero.

Dropkick Murphy, while I love the band, is essentially a gimmick(I would think, I've never seen him). But a credible wrestler? That kinda seems like Theo Huckstable or Eddie Winslow being held in the same regard around here as KKK.

I'm not expecting many votes, for, despite the name, The World's Greatest Tag Team. I'd like to start an eight team(or 16, depending on how many votes get posted) tournament on who the best kayfabe tag team was of all time. This seemed to be very successful for the horror movie thread, and the best way to become popular is to leech off the popularity of others.(name that Simpsons?) Anyway, submit your votes for sixteen teams by Sunday the Fourth at midnite eastern. This is going on success, aura, charisma, title reigns, etc. I'll determine a format based on how many teams have how many votes. Yes, I really do have this much time on my hands. 1) Demolition 2) The Bulldogs 3) The Hart Foundation 4) The Dudleys 5) The Steiners 6) The Road Warriors 7) The Eliminators 8) The Outsiders

These are great, I'm enjoying these. I noticed no McMahon this far?

Find a mom pop shop, not a chain.

I can see this doing well on say, WWE 24/7 or Fanatix. I can't see it selling well in stores.

I started a thread about this in April, but it never really got answered : Does owning a hybrid make a guy more or less likely to get laid, or about the same? It's a bit of a catch 22, I mean, hybrids aren't exactly pussy magent cars, which hurts. Conversely, the money saved can't hurt to attract women. Thoughts?

Those people have them, because Wal-Mart sells one for less than $40. By the way, those less than $40 players are the best DVD players I've owned. Those little bastards play everything. http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp...3A62055%3A95987 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see it supports DVD-R and RW, but it's still US/Can region only, right? What's the best value on a DVD player that plays DVD-R/RW and is region free? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Non existent at the Fort Erie ECW, and presumably most Canadian ECW's. We have a Diamond Vision that's region free, but doesn't read DVD R/RW's. It does read CD R/Rw's, however. Go figure. We also have a few name brands that read a variety of formats, but all are region coded. We suck.

I'd have to say Bret's 1997 heel turn, any of Foley's ECW promos, or anything by Jake Roberts. I also got goosebumps during Flair's promo before his HHH match in 2003.

I remember them as low as 0.8 and as high as 1.8, usually around 1.2 or 1.3.