Big Ol' Smitty

I can almost guarantee you I've heard a female comic make the same joke about running magazines.

Bob Barron, I run with my wife sometimes. And I'm pretty sure you stole that "running magazine" routine from someone, because I've heard it before.

VX said if I said As TSM Omubdsman one more time, he'd replace me with Brody. I did, so he did. Also, I suggested in the "Letter from Saddam" thread that the mods make Brody ombudsman and make Bob Barron a big lumbering sexual deviant. I'm still awaiting action on the 2nd part of my admonition.

XC, do you believe these pirates are just an altruistic makeshift coast guard that poses no threat to international shipping or security?

Czech, Edwin MacPhisto, VX...probably some others. But I'm probably be too much of a square to get along well with most of the posters I like, though.

Nah man. The little guy got owned. I meant in the sense that Brody, while large, is a man of the people--one of us. Not like that elitist Bob Barron. Why, he even has a rank of nobility as a surname!

http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-rel...d-it-be-because

Score one for the little (big) guy!

I really liked Milk.

We talked about shooting him in the eyes.

This was an assignment I had in one of my classes last week. We do an actual 24 hour crisis simulation in the spring, and we did a practice one last week. The practice one is apparently always some kind of sci-fi type scenario (zombies, Independence Day-esque alien attack, etc.). This year's was a Godzilla attack on NYC. My group was the Dept. of Defense, and we concentrated mainly on stopping the monster. Other groups included Homeland Security Dept., CIA, city of NY, Canadian Intel, British Intel (MI5), and the EPA. We got periodic intelligence updates from the professor via e-mail. The main criticism our report received concerned our proposed evacuation of NYC. Here's our report: The bit from Canadian intel about Godzilla being possibly radioactive & robotic came about halfway through our session, and we had to completely retool our plans.

oatmeal w/milk & brown sugar, OJ peanut butter & jam sandwich jalapeno chips chocolate pudding pasta w/chicken sausage, bread, salad (prepared by wife) more chocolate pudding I'm the Bill Cosby of this shit.

nutsweat ftw

Oh man, this guy's facebook page is a treasure trove of douchebaggery: His name is Christian, so I'm not sure if he's referring to himself or the religion. And a selection of his facebook groups:

The thought, not the act--because I would never, ever do it--the very thought of licking concrete. I think licking concrete may be worse than biting styrofoam.

One of my facebook "friends": His current facebook status:

Man, I've had three of the jobs mentioned in this thread (book store, teacher, & higher education employee). I must be some kind of uberdouche.

Ha! Makes me look dumb really fast.

Why Jesse Jr.? The guy seems to be pretty clean for a Chi-City pol. The worst thing I've ever heard about him was when he got pissed and tried to fight another state congressman--but John McCain almost became President! Is it because he has a dick father? In that case, I'm boned as well.

Go Feds!

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6418345

I don't think it's all that likely since most countries have, ya know, governments. And along with governments come coast guards, navies, police, etc.