Zack Malibu

Yes he does. Yes....he does. This reminds me of Tatoo from Fantasy Island. Jumbo sized.

I'm biased towards Shane Douglas and Brian Pillman. I was always entertained by them.

Well, considering the blind girl was played by Nikki Cox, I'd gladly watch her "Get Low". "Yeah"! Puns rule.

What are you saying? That blind chicks only dance to rap music? ...besides, we all know it was "Yeah".

Care Bears trivia? Homey please. Asking me what song the band did on the Valentine's Day ep of California Dreams where Sly took the blind chick...that I know.

The Care Bears didn't have a black bear. OMG RAYSIZM! Banky is no longer here. My guess is that his girlfriend came by, and she was wearing her fellatio hat.

That guy? That's Lamar, motherfucker.

Would Alvin stand a chance against:

Elvin.

Cosby's dad ruled.

They're about two years too late in rejuvenating the MOTU fad.

Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?

Speaking of Jason Bateman...Hogans vs. Cosby? Who wins?

I used to think he was Fitz in Ski School, but Fitz was actually Styles from Teen Wolf Too.

Back at ya, Mr. black man music elitist. Gimme back my socks. But does he like black punk?

It's like Kelly Bundy. Something new comes in, something old goes out. It's the reason why I went shopping for tomatoes at Home Depot.

Elvin's mom was the principal from City Guys.

Fine, we can do without.

Remember their apartment?

Insert Laz pic.

Elvin.

Zack, you heard the man. FrozenBlockofBonerPiss is too long. Just make it BonerPis with that little faggy thing above the i. The COS sure loved his hoggies. I'd love to see him vs. Winslow. Winslow would win because Claire would walk in and stop Cos from eating his hoggie because he was on a diet or some crap. Winslow's wife just didn't give a fuck...with her non working/non cooking and cleaning ass. Of course, Cos had the prime piece of ass, so I woulda done what ever she said too. Harriet worked. Family Matters was a spinoff of Perfect Strangers. She worked at the newspaper with them.

Alyssa Milano got slut lessons from Mona.

Or Gaping Vag.