Zack Malibu

And they should buy it from me, of course. [/cheap shill mode]

Happy Birthday buddy.

Dropping hints?

I remember using Smash as my top heel back in the day with the Hasbro figures. My other top heel was the Galoob WCW Barry Windham. I also remember not being able to find Rick Steiner's WWF figure, so my main tag team was Scott Steiner and Marty Jannetty.

I bet the guy who started this thread posted it.

Pillman was in the Hart Foundation because he started out in Stampede Wrestling and had close ties with the Hart Family. Tomko in Team Canada would make no sense. That said, they don't need another stable. Just have E&C hook up and feud with Benoit/Jericho (who I think should step up and take Edge's half of the tag belt, as I mentioned in another thread). Edge/Michaels can be saved for WM, or the Rumble if they're desperate enough for it. They could also do something different and have Edge not align with ANY heels, thus making him an actual loner character who does anything and everything to benefit only himself. Just a selfish dick who's proud of his actions.

I believe AMW vs. Triple X will happen, and Team Canada will probably defend the belts against 2 of the 3 Live Kru. Raven vs. Abyss vs. Monty Brown is also scheduled to take place.

Top Secret is hardly obscure.

He was hired by WWE and sent to OVW this past summer, working there as "Mean" Gene Mondo, the "baby brother" of OVW wrestler Mike Mondo (who is extremely similar in look/size to Crash Holly). Mike's actually gonna be on HEAT against Rodney Mack this week, according to the taping results.

Simon's catchphrase: "Shape up!"

Haha, nice to see that comment sticking. It's so true, too. Here's what I think would be good for RAW. La Resistance complains to Bischoff about Benoit winning, and want a rematch. Edge wants no part of Benoit, as he has his own things to take care of. Bischoff states that if Benoit and Edge don't issue the rematch, they're stripped of the belts. Edge says he could care less, Benoit agrees to work the match, but it's Jericho who comes out to aid him (and that stirs up continuity from the Edge/Jericho tension this summer) and the Canadian Violence Connection is reborn as the babyface RAW Tag Champs. Shelton/Batista feud over the IC belt. Triple H chastises Flair for "going soft". Says he isn't the Flair he always looked up to. Flair said he's not worried about meeting Triple H's ideal thought of him, he's worried about being the Ric Flair HE wants to be. Sets up the possible (and hopeful) Flair face turn. The Hurricane heel turn slowly starts building again, because Helms needs to hit the refresh button ASAP. Snitsky kills Eugene off, allowing WWE to repackage Mr. Dinsmore, now that he finally got his revenge on Uncle Eric. I'd also mark out if they went the extra step with Batista's Metrosexual Monster bit, having him tell Coach that the dress he's in is all wrong for him...then saying that "red is more your color" or something equally feminine. Big Dave=Fashion Critic.

I don't mind the Snitsky push. Right now he's in the realm of "cult favorite", probably because he put an end to an absurdly bad storyline. They'll still need some work to sell him as a major part of the show, IMO. Slightly off-topic, but am I the only one who thinks the Sean O'Haire evil preacher gimmick would have been perfect for this Lita/Kane deal? He could have targeted them for her becoming pregnant out of wedlock, they do the miscarriage deal, and O'Haire tells them that "no good would have come of that bastard child...but hey, I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know."

I wouldn't call that obscure though. When I think obscure, I think "where in the hell did THAT movie come from". My definition of obscure means few people even heard of it, nevermind saw it. If you're going on how many people have seen it to rate obscurity, then you could stick something like Gigli or From Justin To Kelly in there.

UHF and CHUD aren't obscure, either. CHUD's got the cult following, but it's rather easy to spot. Best Buy has it for $5.99 near me.

Obscure and low quality are two different things. Just because people may not rush out to buy it doesn't mean it's unheard of. Another rare gem in my collection is The Mutilator, an early 80's horror flick. I'd also throw Bloody Birthday into the hat, but someone talked about it recently, I think in Deacon's movie column. Not sure how "obscure" it is.

A lot of these really aren't obscure. I own quite a few (Crippled Masters, Maniac Cop) and can easily find Slumber Party Massacre,Frankenhooker, I Spit On Your Grave or The Exterminator. A few rather obscure ones in my collection are Offerings (A Halloween ripoff), Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000, and the rare Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

Whoa, Striker impersonated ME this time? Awesome!

Then you don't know squat.

I'm surprised they didn't. This pretty much kills Heidenreich right off the bat, and while I'm no mark for the guy, it's just another case of building someone up for a fall. The feud consisted of precisely one attack and one Crash TV (no pun intended) stunt before this. Wow, kudos WWE writers!

Kane on UT in 2000. "I...AM...A MONSTER~!"

I'm friends with this guy above me.

WWE Smackdown! Presents Armageddon! Live from a newly renovated arena in some capital city located within the 48 states. HEAT Match: Akio and new tag partner Asai (Ultimo Dragon sans mask) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty and Shannon Moore in 6:45. Short match, but good debut for Ultimo's new character, as he and Akio get the win with a top rope rana/moonsault combination. Billy Kidman was ordered barred from the building due to his recent actions of trying to reinjure Chavo Guerrero. ARMAGEDDON: Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns (with Kurt Angle) defeated Charlie Haas and Rico (w/ Miss Jackie) in 8:07. Haas turned on Rico and left him victim to Reigns' neckbreaker, then all three shaved Rico's head. Heidenreich read a poem to us all about how he's going to cripple Rob Van Dam tonight. Rey Mysterio defeated Spike Dudley in two straight falls to win the WWE Cruiserweight Title in 20:09. With the first fall thrown out due to attempted Dudley interference, the ref ruled that two straight falls needed to take place for the win. Heidenreich pinned Rob Van Dam in 7:53. RVD was a bump machine, and the finish saw big John grow aggrivated with near falls before finally planting Rob with a Triple Bomb. 8-Man Elimination: Paul London, Chavo Guerrero and The FBI defeated Buh Buh Ray, D-Von, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki. Buh Buh pinned Stamboli after a 3D. Suzuki pinned Nunzio after the claw STO. Chavo and Buh Buh were counted out of the ring. London pinned D-Von by blocking a powerbomb with a rana rollup. London pinned Suzuki after four missle dropkicks (one from each corner) and a springboard DDT. London pinned Dupree with his Shooting Star Press to get the win for his team. Carlito Carribean Cool stated that lying, cheating and stealing doesn't make you cool, but being a champion does. Carlito Carribean Cool beat Eddie Guerrero to retain the US Title in 15:22. Carlito put the belt in the ring and played dead (a la Eddie), but when Guerrero went to toss the belt out, Carlito popped up and used a rollup with the tights for the three. Kurt Angle was given a pep talk from Jindrak, Haas and Reigns about his upcoming match with Booker T. Carlito was caught coming through the curtain by Josh Matthews, and said that beating someone at their own game, like he did tonight, is cool. Booker T. pinned Kurt Angle in 18:17. Afterwards, Angle's goons ran in for a four on one until the lights went out and Undertaker made his return to make the save. Big Show pinned John Bradshaw Layfield to capture the WWE Title in 14:49 of a Falls Count Anywhere Match. After chokeslamming Orlando off the stage, Show kicked out of two Clotheslines From Hell before chokeslamming JBL through a gimmicked part of the stage and pinning him for the title. Haas joining Angle's group puts the Jackie sit...

Pillman, my half sheepdog/half lab (we think...we know he's part sheepdog as he's got the markings, but the pound originally told us he was border collie and lab). He's gonna be 2 next month. Growing up we had a German Shepard who lived until 15. We also kept one of her puppies until it became too sick and we gave it to another family who would have had an easier time caring for her.

Yo, this dude named Patty is in the mix Putting verbal smackdown on CanadianChick Sends me songs for my CD's But all he does is light up trees Told him to stop, asked him please Before he turns into RVD I'm Mr. Malibu and damn am I hot I'ma finish this up with a BELTSHOT~!

No. It's a lot of that USWA-era footage that finds its way onto various cheapy releases. I've actually gotten a bunch of them, and they're nothing special, save for the odd match. A real bargain at Wal-Mart is that they're carrying the Wrestling Gold five disc set for like $15 now (was formerly around $50).