Zack Malibu

Are you kidding me? This is like a bad direct to DVD horror movie.

If I was stuck in this shitbag angle, I'd hate my life too.

I would never be so happy to see Konnan in my life than if he showed up RIGHT NOW.

So is Luna maid of honor and Kurrgan best man?

Benoit! Here to take on the Fashion Cop!

Batista looked like he was eyeing Regal there. Probably thinking to himself how his new ring attire is "all wrong". Batista/Flair vs. Regal/Eugene at Unforgiven. If Flair/Batista win, they get to makeover Regal and Eugene.

Wooo wooo woo woo woo, nyuk nyuk. Sadly, I had more fun doing that than I have had watching RAW tonight.

I could see Eugene vs. Christian at some point.

I don't think Orton should have run off like that. Stand your ground, Randall!

Regal vs. Flair is OK by me.

Rock decides to come out, and they continue the feud with the Coach, neither Tajiri, Rhyno or La Resistance are any more over than they were before this, and I had to endure pointless Diva pie shit. Not the best way to start off a RAW I was really looking forward to. And we still have the Wedding From Hell to go, folks.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Divas wrestling? I'm SO about to not watch the rest of the show.

Rebel also lets Jasmin St. Claire and Meanie run 3PW off his license, don't they?

Tajiri? Number one contender to the tag titles Tajiri is bringing out pies? Oh my God, RAW is irking me early tonight. Couldn't Hurricane have done this?

"I haven't been watching the show." I wonder if he's being honest, at least when it comes to the women segments.

No, he's just Samoan and African American, Mole.

As much as I love The Rock, you'd think they'd find a better use for him tonight. Help Edge turn heel. Help Orton turn face. But no, they have him hitting on the Divas. Rah.

Here's the Rock... ...in the DIVA segment? I think they could use you with Randy, Duane.

That's exactly it. He didn't want to hurt his surge in popularity by playing a patsy to Hogan and Savage. I don't blame him for it at all.

I think E&C will interact somehow, although I had thought that having Benjamin return on the same night as Christian and have Christian come out and cut a promo on him ("while you were taking a vacation, I was healing my body, etc...something along those lines) and set them up in a feud, which could be good. Still, I also like the thought of Adam's Canadian Violence tag match.

According to a recent Observer, there is talk of spinning the "I love America" routine Kenzo had been doing into making him a babyface. My guess is that this team with Dupree will lead to one turning on the other and the Kenzo face turn being the culmination of it.

The Godfather King Of New York Maniac Cop Chopping Mall

Well last time we saw Rock he and Orton were up in each others faces. It was the night Eugene took on Triple H and they got all his friends out of the building beforehand. So continuity-wise, they'd have some 'splaining to do. As for Orton getting over, it'll happen. As long as they don't book him to be a pussy with the 3-1 odds. Have him come out and run them down for turning on him, saying that he should have never put his dream aside for Triple H, and if Batista and Flair want to be his lapdogs, so be it. That could actually make for some tension in Evolution and maybe instead of rushing into the Trips/Orton deal (which I know they don't want to do) you could prolong it with a little bit of "Is Batista sick of Triple H? Is Flair? Are both of them?", etc. Turn one and work a tag feud for a month or two to give this some longevity. Also, I think Michaels will show up tonight at the wedding in some form. Hardy should have been written out of the story with the Summerslam loss, but since he wasn't, I say Bischoff goes the whole "firing" route with him. I also think Edge will continue the slow burn to his turn and get approached by his brother. Rhyno/Tajiri vs. E&C could be a very good match, IMO.

Thread closed. Take it to the one in Gen. Wrestling.

Another thing about the cage was that they rushed Pillman onto Nitro doing his "1-900-PILLMAN" gimmick in the crowd (he was running around weilding the sign, and doing his loose cannon schtick while also working ECW as part of the "shoot" with Sullivan) and made it seem like he'd be a part of the match somehow (which thankfully, he never was).