Zack Malibu

Why could I totally see Spanky as the "runt" of the group. Kind of like a homeboy Spike Dudley, with more of a workrate.

Malibu will surely be in the house to brag about his retaining the title. Or cry about his defeat. Or to marry Crystal in our very own Wedding From Hell. Matt Hardy run-in not included.

I've posted for quite some time now, and have never had any type of power there. Not that it would make much of a difference anyways.

And Spike's just layin' down. Oh TAG~

No worries, I know how it is. I'm pulling 11 1/2 hour days and still writing for two feds, so as shitty as it sounds, the last thing I'm able to do is offer my critiques/feedback.

FINE! Be that way! PS: A very special hype segment leading into the Survive Or Surrender match this Sunday.

Whoa, no Dace dissection this time around? ::is disappointed::

Oh man, I LOVED "Zapped Again!" It's one of those movies I can watch over and over again. "Old School" USA was really awesome. Remember all the times they played the "Toxic Avenger" movies? Funny you mention that, as I almost put in a post yesterday that "old school USA" was responsible for my first viewing of The Toxic Avenger movies as a kid. Now that I think of it, it's been a LONG time since I've seen a Troma movie on cable.

So you got off on being an asshole? Hey, if it works for you, stick with it.

That has, by far, one of the best endings in cinematic history. I don't care who you are or what your film taste is...that movie has one of the greatest twists ever, and people need to recognize that. Chopping Mall is good B-rate fun. Another one of my DVD's that was a USA mainstay is Zapped Again! a sequel to the Scott Baio comedy Zapped!. It featured a bunch of no name kids, and Lyle Alzado and Linda Blair as the "star power". Copped it back in January while in Florida at the Virgin Megastore, and it was well worth it. B movies rule.

Pull it! Pull it like Loss is doing right now while reading a Sass post!

You make a great dick. Keep it up. I love how Sass said that all nonchalantly, just like how he'd tell someone they make a great Chicken Parm or something. Ah, the joys of twisting words on the internet.

That was an awesome scene. Like when he tossed the guy through about ten walls and windows. It got kinda odd seeing him go tweener in 2 and 3 though. Plus, 3 ended with him awakening, so I'm waiting for my fourth one, dammit.

Beat it, gramps. We're talking 80's horror cheese here, not silent films.

I've never seen the orginal Pyscho Cop, just the second one (the one I described). Apparently the first one ranks up there as one of the lamer horror outings of the 80's, which means I need to find it ASAP, heh. Never saw any of the Maniac Cops? They were staples of late night cable for the longest time. Bruce Campbell was in the first one, and briefly in the second. The third one had Robert Davi in the lead role.

You hit Chopping Mall right on the nose, Sass. I know myself and Evenflow have long awaited the DVD release of that movie. That's not Maniac Cop, but if I'm not mistaken, you've described one of the Psycho Cop movies, one of which was about a lunatic cop shooting out bad quips and puns while stalking Z-grade soft porn actresses in a skyscraper.

Ah USA back in the day. Where you could always count on a cheesy horror flick or B-level 80's comedy to be playing at 2am. Speaking of that dearly departed era, I managed to score Chopping Mall (a mainstay on USA late night) on DVD for $10 at Best Buy this week. And Maniac Cop on DVD for $5.99. I've seen most of the Scanners. I think the only one I didn't see was when they turned it into an action series with "Scanner Cop".

You might wanna drink the rest of that whiskey before becoming Banky's legal guardian.

Would it be like that movie where that dude's head explodes? Scanners? Pssh, if we're relating mod battles to cult horror movies, I've got this one in the bag.

...and exactly what makes you sure of this?

I'm SO buying this just for the Atta Dudes. Honestly, they sound like the Teen Show Express tag team I used in my old XPW EWR diary (for reference, it was Zack Sommers and Sly Slater, managed by Mary Beth Kapowski, as I used references from various TNBC shows).

Please do not get lost in the middle of nowhere in a drunken haze when out celebrating.

I can't believe you'd hit a girl! What would your mom say about that? AoO doesn't have a mom, she's more of a mythical being that we are not sure is man or myth.....an ancient moderating birth giver....she used to be......or so they say. p.s. - Can you guys combine to create a Voltron like character if need be? I dunno about that. With all the conflicting personality traits, it'd be like the Me, Myself and Irene of androids.

I echo this statement as well. Meaning that I'm the same way.

No. You have to rely on sleeping with everyone and killing them when they have their guards down. You can't do that to me, though. I have immunity. How about I don't sleep with them, but I just kick everybody in the balls and run? Does that work? Whoa whoa whoa now... I know I'm spared from that comment.