Zack Malibu

No kidding. Right now HD is just one big hate crime.

This coming from someone off Team Rainbow Brite.

Banky doesn't wanna play anyways.

It didn't work the first time, Goodear. No need to put it twice.

It's that pessimistic attitude that kept you off Team Malibu.

Is that the best you have to offer? I've been flamed better by worse people. You let me down, Goodear. You let me down.

Wow, not even a full 24 hours without dissension in the ranks. Kudos, Agent!

I was doing that while you were trying to reach 10k on an e-fed match, cowboy. You need to find more time for other things.

*Team Malibu stuffs the ballot box with votes for one of their own*

Hey Hermit-I wipe my ass with Family Guy animation cells.

Do Cock is just mad because he wound up on a team full of do-cockers, thus lessening his chances of actually doing some cock.

Oooh, tough guy, picking on a woman. Why? Jealous of her clothes?

That's OK Spoon. We all know how much you love insertion. Especially when it's being done at your back door.

Why is the guy's name Trivia anyways? There's no question in anyone's mind that he sucks the meat missle. Kotz, your hands would be more productive weilding your Glo-Worm nunchucks than they are typing anything on this board.

Kid, it's your mission to design a kickass logo banner for us to use in our sigs. I leave this in your hands.

Only one rule: No rules, straight street. Now you suckas 'bout to get served.

Team Malibu is complete, as Chuck Woolery aka Mike Van Siclen aka Calvin Szechstein aka blahblahblah is the 15th overall pick for us.

Looking for a Love Connection? Well, you don't get one from our last pick, an ally in every sense of the word, and a long-time confidant. The Silvio to my Tony, if you will. Chuck Woolery is the final selection for Team Malibu.

Decisions, decisions...

The B2K and IMX kids are on the same "team", or whatever the fuck you'd call it. The white kid with the DragonBall Z haircut was the villain with his crew. Kotz is right though. This movie is all about the dancing. The acting sucked ass, but it made money and was the number one movie in America for a week or two when it came out. It's also really no different than Breakin' or Rappin' or any of the 80's movies based off the same princicples.

14th choice for Team Malibu goes to someone that could toss toilet paper over Kotz's house if we so desire. His reputation speaks for itself, so only few words need to be said. Plus, like FS noted, these intro's are all starting to read the same. Our choice...Crandamaniac.

Uh, Kid...you WERE drafted.

I'm only online until 7:30 or so when I duck out of the office for the night. I'm hoping it'll be done by then.

The board did one of it's wacky "corrupt what you type and replace it with wacky symbols" gags. It's fixed now.

13 tends to be an unlucky number. Hopefully that proves true to you other teams due to the experience edge that this poster has on all of us. Like the grizzled veteran of TSM, he's above the drama, but not afraid to put the kidz in place when they get out of line. Combine that with the fact that he's a fan of The OC and has a fondness for some of the same music I grew up around, and you've got an obvious choice for Team Malibu. Lucky 13 for us is none other than OldSchoolWrestling.