Zack Malibu

What's with all the street fights? Why are there no Avenue Fights, or Boulevard Fights? When was the last time you saw a Turnpike Fight? I mean, really...

I went back and watched last week's ep, and caught the previews for this week. Looks like the hints of Julie Cooper trying to move in on Kirsten's dad will come to fruition tonight somehow. It's going to be interesting to see how this pans out, with her dad involved in the legal battle with Sandy's firm, Julie hating Ryan, Ryan and Marissa going out "officially", etc. I love the way that there is so much going on, but yet it all sensibly ties in. Great storytelling.

Taken off the Observer site: This week Teddy Hart joined Get in the Ring to discuss anything and everything. This is a must hear if you want to hear Teddy's side of the controversy coming out of the recent Ring of Honor show and the HBO Real Sports piece from a few months ago. Unfortunately, it won't be available on www.getinthering.tv until the end of the week so here is the recap (but listen for yourself- this is another potential interview of the year candidate) Sir A starts off reading a quote from Gabe Sapolsky taken from this week's Wrestling Observer which reads "Teddy is the greatest talent in the business who will never make it anywhere". Teddy responds by putting over ROH as a great promotion and says that the bookers put together a great match. In fact, everything except how they handled him after the match was great. Rob Feinstein brought him in as he knew that Teddy had experience using the ring with the platforms which ROH used for the match as these were used in the Matrats promotion. Teddy says he loves the fans, which not only does he work for and would die for, but says that the fans have always treated the Hart family well. He thinks the ROH match that he was involved in was one of best matches ever in wrestling. He says that the match was great and the cheers from the fans had his adrenaline rushing. He had a little left in the tank after the match so he did not think that the fans got all of their money's worth from Ted which is why he did the extra moves. He had a concussion after the match, but he is not using that as an excuse. He did a 30 foot moonsault off the cage to the floor. He also did a shooting star press onto 3 guys and did a backflip off the ropes as a tribute to his uncle, the late Owen Hart. He states that anyone who has seen him in Calgary knows that he does the backflip tribute at the beginning and end of every one of his matches, win, lose or draw. The hosts say that they respect that he wanted to do a tribute, but ask how he can justify doing that in light of what was asked from him in the match. Ted says that he is being paid as a performer and believes he did what the promoters wanted to a point, but that ultimately the fans control a match. This was the first time that the people really got into him and he was overtaken and captured by the excitement so he went with it. He got a standing ovation from the crowd, but got a less than warm reception from some of the boys in the back. However, he states that they did not throw his bags out of the locker room and that all of the guys in the match except the Carnage Crew said they were not mad at him. In fact, many of the guys in the match said they loved working with him and that he made them look good. He says that he bumped harder than anyone in the match except his partner, Jack Evans. Teddy cites a front bump he took on the guardrail to get Loc over. He doesn't know if the guys who were mad at him were mad because they will have to follow him for the next number of years, however, he claims to have been given phone numbers from all of the guys in the match. He says that he loses money on most bookings and flew himself out to ROH because Steve Corino and a couple of other guys refused to work if Teddy was getting paid. Teddy flew himself out to show the fans that he is the present and future of wrestling. He loves the fans and wants them to continue to know that his creativity comes from the Hart dungeon which has made all of these amazing moves possible. The talk turns to the match Teddy had with Juventud Guerrera in TNA. Teddy can't believe the talk about him not selling as he performed a shooting star press, which he views as a finishing move, which wasn't sold as Juventud was instantly up. There was no set plan for the match and Juventud was fine that Teddy nipped up after the match. He shook Teddy's hand and said that Teddy did unbelievable for his first match on national TV. Juvy said Teddy likely made some mistakes, but overall he did great. When asked if he was ever asked back to TNA, Teddy said that his plane ticket from Calgary is expensive so they want him to stay for 8 days at a time. Jeff Jarrett spoke to Bret Hart about it and Teddy believes he can go back if he wants to. Teddy feels that a couple of guys in the ROH are captains of locker room and on the night of the big cage match united with a bunch of other guys against him. The other 15 guys didn't want to see anything happen after the match. He says he walked in the back and took responsibility for every move he performed and apologized for doing anything offensive. He did not realize doing 3 extra moves in a match without psychology would ruin his rep. He believes people are jealous of the moves he can do. When asked who these people are, he responds that Steve Corino did a shoot interview insulting him and calling him a goof. Teddy said when he saw Steve he shook his hand and said he would let it go. Corino responded why and that "you are a goof". He also cites how AJ Styles gave him a list of moves not do to do. Teddy feels this is unfair as AJ didn't invent the moves in question. He doesn't feel that he should be handcuffed and that he must give the fans everything he has. He does not believe the business has to work in such a manner and cites guys doing jobs to Goldberg and HHH as proof. He says that the locker room can't just band together and refuse to do a job. The promoter should step in and say that Ted Hart puts asses in seats. Sir A says he would pay to see Teddy after this interview. Phantom says he would definitely see him if he vomits 6 times like he did in ROH as that is awesome. Teddy says it was only twice but Phantom says that's still fun. Teddy used to work at KFC and says that you can't tell your boss there you're only giving 50%. He says that if a fan spends $50 on a ticket to see Ted Hart they are going to get their money's worth. There is no option for him to only give 50%. He says if he was working under contract to Vince it would be different, but on the indy scene he can't understand holding back. He says that Rob Feinstein left the door open for him to do this as he told him that if the fans cheered his name then go with it. He believes a lot of the guys who were angry at him are just jealous and everyone knows his only plan is to go to WWE. He loves Vince McMahon and notes that Stu Hart stopped promoting 20 years ago at which time he passed his sons to Vince. Teddy knows he wants to be a part of WWE and if they don't want him then he'll be a lonely ghost chasing the dream until he dies. He is not afraid of Vince being scared off by his much-talked about problems. If God wants him to make it in the WWE, then he will. He says there is a reason God lets him do 30 foot moonsaults. He feels that one day someone in the WWE will notice. People who try and blackball him only add more fuel to his fire. He is there to please the fans and not the boys even though the boys have his life in their hands. If they drop him on his head then so be it. He won't stop because 5-6 guys who shouldn't be lacing up boots don't like him. He can't believe he isn't allowed to compete on an equal level because some guys do the same moves as him. Teddy is 23 years old and partially attributes people's jealousy to his age and that they don't have the same creativity and athleticism and feel challenged because they're not willing to follow the standards he sets. He says that we would still have communist countries if people weren't willing to take a chance. Sir A stops him as he states that the hosts don't read the newspapers and drink a lot. Teddy doesn't drink or smoke and compares himself to a preacher. The talk turns to Bret's feelings on Vince. Teddy agrees with Phantom that Bret may one day mend the fences for Teddy's sake, but he notes that Vince has always been kind to him since day one. Vince put $25,000 cash in trust for Teddy's brother who passed away. He also flew Teddy and his friends to a PPV where he let them go in the ring and have a match. Overall, Vince has always been generous to the Hart family and continued to push the Hart name. Bret has told him that what happened between him and Vince has nothing to do with Teddy. Vince has said Teddy & Harry will be viewed on their own. Teddy believes that time heals old wounds and that Vince and Bret were friends for 25 years. People change and grudges can be dropped and there is nothing he would rather see than Vince, Bret and Shawn Michaels walking arm in arm. As a group no one has provided more entertainment than those three and no one gives Vince credit for always putting his balls on the line. Even though his agent told him not to say it, if he dies in the ring then so be it. His job is to perform and he is not afraid to die. He would hate to leave the earth, but if he had to he would want his last memory to be in the ring as his whole life is wrestling and he lives and dies for it. This attitude has nothing to do with Owen. He never holds back and has no fear. He also created couple of guys who act the same. He believes that if the fans give their hard-earned money then he will be best wrestler he can possibly be. If he dies then it is God's plan. He hopes he is not crucified for being himself. He feels that Owen is an angel on his shoulder telling him to fly high. Owen was the first guy to show him how to do the moonsault. He has now done it from 30 feet in the air. He feels that if the people want him to survive then their prayers and cheers will keep him alive. As long as people will pay to see him and if it will keep Vince McMahon around he'll do whatever it takes. Teddy is intrigued by Sir A and Phantom's long standing plan to be co-managers so that tone of them could distract a ref and the other could hand foreign objects to their protege. Phantom suggests that Sir A could get on Phantom's shoulders and then Teddy could do a moonsault. Teddy talks about his brother who was tragically lost to a rare flesh eating virus. His life was wrestling and at that time Ted wanted to be a lawyer. His brother said to Ted take care of the kids and carry on the family name. Teddy is the only one of the Harts who was never stretched by Stu. He says he is not trying to blow smoke up his own ass, which Phantom quickly responds would be extremely difficult, if not impossible, for a person to do. Teddy has seen a lot of people pass out from Stu's stretchings and when asked who got it the worst he responded Carl Le Duc. Le Duc was screaming up a storm and he was a tough guy. It was a good stretching part of which took place in a pile of cat urine on the floor. Sir A notes how most kids like to go to grandpas house to which Teddy replies that his was sitting in his basement waiting for the next victim. Teddy feels that Bret is the leader of the Harts. Without Bret the Hart family would not be as well known today. He feels some people forget that and that is where the problems started. Bret has done a great job representing the family for 20 years and he is not ready yet for the passing of the guard. Bret is Teddy's hero and Davey Boy Smith was the nicest guy Teddy ever met in wrestling and it is a shame what happened to him. Teddy was not too happy with the Real Sports piece feeling he was misquoted and he was not promoting steroids at all. He said Armen Keteyian sat with him all night and Teddy invited Armen over to his house where they swam in the pool and watched a movie. Armen said the only footage that would be shown was of the match and Teddy never signed any consent forms or anything. Armen said it was not an expose, but rather just a piece about wrestling. Teddy feels disappointed and lied to. Armen slept over his house and went home at 5 am. Sir A and Phantom were appalled and can't figure out why the hell he would sleep over. The boys agree dinner and drinks but no sleep over. Teddy was not asked about steroids and was taken out of context. He was asked if he was a guy already in the business who did it before, then would he do it again. He said I guess so. Vince has always been kind to him and was probably not happy. If Vince asked him he could clarify this situation. He believes he was misquoted because they got nothing scandalous out of him. He is 23 and not media savvy. Teddy's matches and clothing wear will be available at www.tedhartprowrestling.com. Listen to the archived show later this week at www.getinthering.tv. This week a Survivor Series preview and a desperate plea to Randy Macho Man Savage featuring superstars you won't believe. Next week Kurt Angle!!!

Wasn't me. Though TNA two weeks ago did suck (Duggan and Steiner? C'mon...), I'm all for a slower build to things and letting Mantel get his ducks in a row, rather than blow potential money matches just for the sake of "thumbs up" reviews in the morning.

Sonjay was just an example. It's been said about others too. You also blame Jarrett for Raven's "status" when RAVEN HAS CREATIVE CONTROL OVER HIS OWN CHARACTER! As for Batista having a better future, he's a bland hoss who retore his tricep JOGGING. Sonjay is, as far as I know, free from ever having a serious injury despite his highspot favortism. While the highspot style will take a few years off your career, I'd venture to say that the non-injury prone, charismatic Sonjay will do better. The worst thing WWE did was hossize Batista, because the Leviathan gimmick could have put him over the top. Now he's just another OVW face with no real identity. (Cade, Jindrak, Morgan).

Running Zack (let's see who gets the reference!)

No, everyone is sending in suggestions/nominations. Those people get put onto the voting ballot.

Write-in votes There SHOULD be a "rookie of the year" award. POPICK...::shakes fist::

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss.

Y'know, I think it's pretty much unanimous amongst the TNA marks that Jarrett does book himself too strong. No one is going to tell Dave here that he doesn't, and quite frankly I'm sick of Jarrett myself. Russo, I do like a lot of his stuff, and some of it I loathe. I'm more apt to defend him at times than many would be (since I'm one of a chosen few who can stand the guy, and found enjoyment in his WCW era.) However, this whole thing is not about people being TNA apologists, defending Jarrett, hating on Raven, or anything of that. It's about you taking your opinion to the next level and forcing it upon everyone, as if it's right. If you said in passing that you didn't like Jarrett, that's fine. It's just that your bitter resentment towards Jarrett leads you to say nonsense like "Sonjay Dutt is an untalented spotmonkey" when right now he's one of the most talked about and coveted indy guys going. THAT is a fact. Check IWA-MS, MLW, TNA, CZW, and others for proof, because he gets booked, and he gets pushed because he has GOOD MATCHES. MLW put him over DANIELS in order to elevate his status, and now TNA is trying to break him in. You just figure "Oh, he's some X guy I never heard of. SPOTMONKEY!" Not quite. You can't judge something you've never seen. How would you like it if I said "Man, your articles must SUCK!" despite never having read one? You'd think I was an ass, wouldn't you?

Malibu Part Two.

Actually Cal, that would be you. I PM'd you about it, dunno if you saw it yet. I figure Cal=intro's/opening Parka and Supes=middle portion Zack=finish PM me back so we can go over order of elimination and how.

UPDATE: Elimination Tag Match is being covered with a TEAM EFFORT~! of myself, Calvin, Supes and Parka the last I knew. That should be good to go. Damaramu, you know I've got your stuff. Mad Matt, got your seg as well. You and Sly still doing the match? Jay and Papacita have the four way covered. Jay, are you still doing a Lauren/Melanie match? Cucharacha, I'm guessing you'll be sending in the debut match sometime also. Plus promo's galore, and anything else you guys want. Remember, due date is Wed. night. In other words, as long as it's in my inbox by the time I wake up on Thursday morning, we're good to go.

Tell 'em, babycakes.

Set, set, and set.

This is really weird since Sandman and I just talked a bit about this possibility on AIM last night. Having only become a "hardcore" CZW fan in the last year, I'd like to thank "Sick" Nick Mondo for being one of the main reasons I got into the product. Whether it was risking life and limb in a deathmatch, or entertaining me in contests with some of my other favorites like The Backseat Boyz, he was one of my favorites. Hell, I was even hoping to get to COD 5 this year with Jay when everyone assumed Mondo/Messiah would headline. Sadly, I won't be able to make it, and even more sad is the fact that Nick Mondo won't either. I'll echo everyone's sentiments in saying thanks, and good luck to him with school, as well as his future.

HA! I had no clue. I just taped 83-89 yesterday, so I'll have to go back and watch the video clip.

I think it's because Heartbeat's Vietnam-esque setting really has nothing to do with the song, unless you go by Hal Sparks' take on it (is it a song an MD sings?) and think that Don Johnson fell in love with an Army Nurse. It's like, what does Don Johnson tossing a kid into a foxhole have to do with love, y'know?

Happy birthday to you, chica.

Hmph. Was wondering what happened to ya, buddy. At any rate, I've got you covered until you come back.

Back with more FLI~! La Lutte FLI for December 13, 2003 Jacques Rougeau Jr. is in the ring to kick things off, as FLI has gone all out to give him a celebration ceremony thanks to his big win over former partner turned pirate Carl Oulette last week for the FLI World Title. Oh, by celebration ceremony we mean comp tickets to a hockey game of his choice and a flapjack buffet. Hey, we're in Canada, gotta live up to the stereotype. Jacques mumbles something that is incoherent to us, but I've learned that it was actually French (what, you think WWE are the only ones who bash them?). Perhaps due to frustration of not taking a langauge in high school and being unable to understand a damn word coming out of his mouth, Jacques is jumped by Chris Hero, Tracy Smothers, and Barry Windham, with a fourth man lagging behind as they do their dirty work. Waitaminute, I recognize that guy...it's Ralph Hinkley! No, that's not the guy who shot at Reagan in the 80's...I mean it's WILLIAM KATT, known worldwide as the star of "The Greatest American Hero"! Katt takes the mic, and says that he's sick of sitting at home and collecting royalties (really, how much could he be making off reruns, c'mon now...) and decided to take a risk. He exiled himself to Canada, because they'll make movies with just about anybody. Why do you think Dave Thomas still finds work? Anyhow, Katt was flipping through the channels and was disgusted at what he saw last week, namely Jacques Rougeau jobbing a supposed friend out to a resthold. That just ate away at him, and Katt decided to take action against this supposed Canadian entertainment by bringing in some men who would make things interesting, by representing the greatest country on Earth. Say hello to two men who can get just as drunk and surly as Canadian lumberjacks, only don't have to wear plaid to show that they're badasses. They are the team of Southern Comfort, Tracy Smothers and Barry Windham! Smothers and Windham then proceed to pull out Budweiser's, chug them, and spit it at the crowd. One guy actually starts melting after coming into contact with what those crazy Canucks deem "watered down pap". Oh, and as for Chris over here, he's Katt's hand-picked cornerstone. Say hello to Chris "The Greatest American" Hero! Just to rub more salt in Jacques' wounds, Katt has dubbed this stable The All-American Boys, and has the old theme by the same name cued up as they head out, leaving Jacques to recover (and then slip on a puddle of Bud off camera). OVERALL: 66%. William Katt gained overness from this segment. ROUND ONE OF A ONE NIGHT TOURNAMENT SINCE OUR PPV IS TOMORROW AND I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE DATE FOR THE FLI TAG TITLES: Strong Brothers vs 2 Hot 4 TV Spinning bulldog in the corner, Roderick is down. Tag to Sedrick Strong. Flying elbow from Stevie Fabulous. Tag to Kidd Video Fabulous. Weird kick by Video on Sedrick. Tag to Roderick Strong. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Cool looking suplex on Roderick. 2 Hot 4 TV have Roderick Strong to themselves. Hot Flash! 1....2....3! It's over. 2 Hot 4 TV remain in the ring, celebrating their victory. It seems I also forgot to change the match reviewer from Scots to Dames. The Strong Brothers got no offense in at all, making Scots' dementia about Brody being resurrected infinitely more entertaining than watching this match. Although 2 Hot 4 TV made up for it afterwards with their post-match dance off. Who doesn't love out of sync white guys doing The Runman? They'll be faces in no time! OVERALL: 65 (43, 87) Backstage, The Rougeau Family can't believe the nerve of The All-American Boys. Though Ray has to give them credit for using their old theme. It is rather catchy. Jacques asks Armand what he thinks of the whole deal, but the producer yells "CUT!" before the guy can utter even a syllable. Poor Armand, he's the Rodney Dangerfield of the fed only two shows in. OVERALL: 75 TOURNAMENT MATCH 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOU aka THAT JOKE WILL NEVER GET OLD MATCH: Kamala and Gail Kimchee vs Cross Dressin' Matthews Weak kick from Kamala. Kamala hits a big clothesline. Slam from Kamala on Cross. Tag to Altered Boy Matthew. Matthew hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Kamala takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Hilariously weak brawling from Kamala. Tag between Kamala and Gail Kimchee. Kamala \ Kimchee whip Matthew into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow off the top rope by Gail Kimchee. Gail Kimchee with an enziguri. Tag to Kamala. Kamala floors Altered Boy Matthew. Giant Splash! 1....2....3. Cross Dressin' Matthews don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Kamala \ Kimchee, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Ah see, now this was more like it. Kamala tosses the heels around a bit, lets Gail get her licks in, and then comes in to finish them off. Simple yet effective. The Matthews bitched to me about jobbing to a team with a woman on it. Oh yeah, sure guys. You can dress like them all you want, but you show no loyalty to the sisterhood. Just remember, karma's a bitch. OVERALL: 54 (46, 63) In the back, Carl Ouelette is FURIOUS~! about last week. He's gotten calls from everyone asking what the hell was going on. Even Vince called, and said at least he had the decency to screw Bret over during a more dangerous looking submission than an abdominal stretch. Apparently this has done damage to Carl's psyche, as he is once again dressed like Capt. Hook. Hey, y'know he can thank Johnny Depp for making pirates cool again. The gimmick might actually pay off this time around. Suddenly the fashion police arrive on the scene in the form of Kevin Martel, who states he may not be a model, but he plays one on TV. Yes, I've managed to find a successor to the notspecificallygaybutwe'renotyoungandstupidanymore gimmick of possible relative Rick Martel. Carl goes into a debate about how chicks think patches are badass, thens stops himself when he realizes how lame this debate actually is. They decide to be more manly about things, and agree to take it to the ring, although there's a twinkle in Kevin's eye that suggests a whole different reason for wanting to wrestle. OVERALL: 57 IGNORING THE OBVIOUS "BUTT PIRATE" TAGLINE I COULD HAVE GIVEN THIS MATCH...WAIT, NEVERMIND: Carl Ouelette vs Kevin Martel Ouelette hits a right hand. Kevin Martel, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Standing kicky thing by Kevin Martel on Ouelette. Kevin Martel misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! DDT from the top rope by Kevin Martel....holy crap, that was sweet. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Carl Ouelette pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back elbow connects, Martel staggers backward. Martel walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Martel walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kevin Martel takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Ouelette takes a rana from Kevin Martel. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kevin Martel misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. The two competitors end up in the corner, grappling. The referee tries to break them up, but Ouelette pushes him away. The ref tries again, and this time Martel is the one to shove the referee away...and that prompts a double DQ decision from the referee! I don't think the fight has finished. Carl Ouelette and Martel have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Apparently the gay innuendo was not lost on Scotsman, so he's earned his paycheck this week. Ouelette and Martel will live to fight another day, most likely at the PPV which is tomorrow in EWR time. WWE planning has nothing on me. OVERALL: 67 (59,76) DANGEROUS DAVE~! invites William Katt to his office, questioning his prescence on the show. Not that DANGEROUS DAVE~! minds, since it's rare for FLI to have a true Hollywood presence on the show. Katt starts going into "Hollywood jibberjabber" mode, talking about the rough conditions on the set of House, but DANGEROUS DAVE~! cuts him off. They've got a PPV tomorrow, and since William is in town, DANGEROUS DAVE~! was hoping he'd stick around for the show, especially since he'll want to be in Chris Hero's corner during his match with Jacques Rougeau. Katt smirks gleefully, as if he's gotten some type of evil scheme brewing. If I get desperate enough to have Robert Culp do a run-in, someone has to fly to RI and beat me silly, for real. OVERALL: 57% SIX MAN IMPROMPTU TUSSLE OF NATIONALISTIC WARFARE: Rougeau Family vs All-American Boys Rougeau floors Chris Hero. Rougeau hits a dropkick on Chris Hero. Tag to Armand Rougeau. Armand uses a neckbreaker on Hero. Armand Rougeau scores with a crappy face jam on Chris Hero. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag to Jacques Rougeau Jr.. Armand \ Jacques whip Hero into the corner. Armand Rougeau whips Jacques Rougeau Jr. in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Thrown slam by Jacques Rougeau Jr.. Hero counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from Chris Hero! Tag to Barry Windham. Barry Windham uses a neckbreaker on Jacques. Sloppy tornado punch from Barry Windham...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Jacques gets squashed in the corner with an arm to the face. Tag between Barry Windham and Tracy Smothers. Jacques Rougeau Jr. walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Smothers. Gut buster, Jacques hits hard. Jacques Rougeau Jr. takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Tag to Raymond Rougeau. Rougeau hits a spinning back kick. Tag between Tracy Smothers and Chris Hero. Hero drives a forearm into the chest of Rougeau. Pick-up into a powerbomb, Rougeau hits hard. Raymond Rougeau tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Hero goes to the eyes! Chris Hero quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Raymond Rougeau collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Raymond Rougeau got screwed! Chris Hero plays Ray Finkle, and wins the match for The All-American Boys, thus setting him up for a title match with Jacques tomorrow night. Jacques played the creative control card on me, not wanting to be the one to take the fall for Hero. I could have just had Armand do the job, but that's too obvious, kinda like how Jason always comes back from the dead, or washed up pop culture icons pose for Playboy. OVERALL: 57 (48,66). Armand actually complained I was pushing him too much. That's gratitude for ya. OVERALL RATING: .85 361 people paid $7220.

They NEED to show the full version of Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" video. Ever since I saw the clip on the '86 episode, I've had that friggin' song stuck in my head. I think it was on MTV a few years ago as one of the "lamest videos ever" or some similar countdown. Vanilla Ice showed up and trashed the set on the same show.

Not a fan either. That might be the one genre we could get away with saying sucks. That and that new wave shit by people like Enya.

I hate ignorant people. Children these days need to learn to culture themselves. I don't like The Beatles, but if I walked into a thread about what music would be like if John Lennon lived and said "music would still suck", I'd be castrated. Not being an avid listener is one thing, but to say a whole genre of music sucks is highly ignorant.

I'd like to see Papa and Jay co-write it.