Zack Malibu

So the fourway is a go?

Hello everyone. Lame punchlines aside, I've once again got off my ass (or rather, sat back down on it) and started an EWR Diary. This time around we're going to see how twisted and demented a federation run by The Rougeau family can possibly get. You know something isn't right when both Ray and Jacques have stats better than half of TNA's X Division, and Carl Oulette (Pierre or Jean Pierre Lafitte for those of you only familiar with horrid mid-90's WWE characters) is unsackable. One thing of note. When doing the show, I forgot to change the recapper to Dames (please don't kill/maim/demod me, oh Powerful One), so this show is being brought to you by someone who is no doubt drunk enough to actually give two shits about it...The Scotsman. (You figure a Canadian federation should have the Maple Leaf Pimp himself, Scott Keith reviewing it, but I find that there is more to a recap than "Shades of Misawa, Canadian Violence, Benoit makes me moist".) Here we go with LA LUTTE FLI for December 6, 2003. OPENING MATCH OF IMPENDING CRITICISM: Cross Dressin' Matthews vs Strong Brothers Matt Cross strikes Roderick. Kick by Matt Cross...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Altered Boy Matthew. Cross Dressin' Matthews whip Roderick into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. 1 - 2 - kick out. Matthew uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Roderick kicks Altered Boy Matthew in the gut to reverse the momentum. Roderick crushes Matthew with a running BUTT smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between Roderick Strong and Sedrick Strong. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Matthew is down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. DDT by Sedrick Strong. Sedrick Strong gets taken down out of nowhere. Matthew hits a dropkick on Sedrick Strong. Tag to Matt Cross. Big kick on Sedrick by Matt Cross. Sedrick tags out to Roderick Strong. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Matt Cross has Roderick Strong down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Leap of Faith!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Cross Dressin' Matthews remain in the ring, celebrating their victory. They say first impressions are everything, so why I put on a match between two cross dressers, one of whom is a former Altar Boy, and The Most Generic Named Tag Team On Earth is beyond me. Unless this show was being broadcast in transsexual clubs and bars, I don't think it did much to add to the fanbase. RATING: 46 (21, 84). The cameras now take us to the office of FLI Commisioner DANGEROUS DAVE~! C'mon, you need a guy like that in charge. Ever hear of anyone wanting to fuck with DANGEROUS DAVE~!? Didn't think so. Then again, they'd have to hear OF him first. At any rate, DANGEROUS DAVE~! is sitting at his desk, going through some papers when they are snatched from his hand and gobbled up by...KAMALA~! Kamala munches down, apparently needing more fiber in his diet. Before DANGEROUS DAVE~! can react, Kamala is scolded by Kimchee, who has seemingly gotten implants since last we saw him many moons ago. DANGEROUS DAVE~! asks what Kamala and Kimchee are doing here, and Kimchee mumbles something incoherent through his mask. DANGEROUS DAVE~! says that he can't understand a word thanks to the muffled sound (or it could be our audio...I don't have the best production crew yet), so Kimchee does what fans across the world waited for for so long, and UNMASKS to reveal...GAIL KIM? C'mon, EVERYONE knew it was Steve Lombardi. Maybe back then, but when Gail got canned by the WWE, she decided to tour the world, see the sights, and live a little. So when earning some extra money by belly dancing, she met up with Kamala, who was doing the same (hey times are tough, and how can you resist the moon and stars, huh?) and they decided they were too good to not be in wrestling anymore. DANGEROUS DAVE~! silently weeps for them, and gives them an opportunity tonight. If Gail Kimchee and Kamala can defeat 2 Hot 4 TV, then they can join FLI full time. Gail Kimchee drags Kamala out of the office before he starts squirting glue in his mouth, because the last thing an upstart company needs is an African Savage high on Elmer's. Now that I think of it, every company should have one of those, just for kicks. RATING: 64 FILLER UP: Chance Beckett vs Strong Shooto Shinjoh Standing kicky thing by Chance Beckett on Shooto. Dropkick connects...Shooto goes down like a skanky hooker. Flying elbow from Chance Beckett. Kick by Chance Beckett...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Shooto kicks Chance Beckett in the gut to reverse the momentum. Strong Shooto Shinjoh arm drags Chance over. SMELL THE RATINGS. Back heel kick from Shooto on Chance. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Chance kicks Strong Shooto Shinjoh in the gut to reverse the momentum. Shooto takes a rana from Chance Beckett. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chance Beckett. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Chance Beckett gets taken down out of nowhere. Kick from Strong Shooto Shinjoh to the leg. I guess Chance hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. Chance blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Kick by Chance Beckett...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Chance Beckett floors Strong Shooto Shinjoh...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Chance Encounter! 1....2....3. Jesus, any more kicks from these guys and I would have suggested they leave here and join The Rockettes. I have no clue who Shinjoh is and don't care...with a name like that I had to keep him on the roster. Too bad I don't have a developmental territory yet, because these guys obviously need to shake up their repetoire. After that performance I'm tempted to sign these guys up for a three legged race, just to see them do something that doesn't require a kick from either of them. RATING: 47 (36, 70) OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS MATCH OF CONTRACTUAL GOODNESS Gail Kimchee and Kamala vs 2 Hot 4 TV Video uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Kamala takes a rana from Kidd Video Fabulous. 1 - 2 - kick out. Video tags out to Stevie Fabulous. 2 Hot 4 TV whip Kamala into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Kamala takes a flying neckbreaker from Stevie Fabulous. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Dropkick connects...Kamala goes down like a skanky hooker. Kamala reverses a hip toss. Kamala scores with a awesomely-bad looking standing spinebuster. Tag between Kamala and Gail Kimchee. Stevie Fabulous takes a knee lift from Kimchee. Kimchee hits a high kick on Stevie Fabulous. Fabulous ducks a wild right hand. Tag between Stevie Fabulous and Kidd Video Fabulous. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Kimchee is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Kimchee goes down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Kidd Video Fabulous scores with a back heel kick on Kimchee. Kimchee backdrops Kidd Video Fabulous out of a piledriver attempt. Gail Kimchee hits a crap missile dropkick on Video. Kidd Video Fabulous is in trouble. Standing Rana!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Gail and Kamala have to work on the basic format of a tag match. Usually the big lugs stay on the apron while the smaller person plays Ricky Morton, then comes in for the hot tag and the win. Instead we had Kamala duck out after minimal effort (not that the fans are complaining mind you) and little delicate Gail bounced around like a speedball for the Fabulouseseseses. Hot Asian Chick, African Savage, and a Boy Band. I oughta send this match to FOX and try to get a sitcom. RATING: 55 (59,66) Backstage, Jacques Rougeau and Raymond Rougeau are hanging out, discussing how great it is to have their own company. Ray suggests hiring guys like Warrior, Vader, Hogan, Savage, and Piper and going over them all in a Gauntlet Match. Jacques is inclined to agree, but seems preoccupied with his matchup later on with their good buddy Carl Ouelette. Tonight, friendship is out the window when THE QUEBECERS COLLIDE~!, this time with the FLI World Title on the line. RATING: 65 The Rougeau lovefest is then interrupted by a crowd gathering down the hall. There, on the floor, is Armand Rougeau, bleeding from the head. Those who've found him smell an attack, but Jacques and Ray think that Armand just got drunk and passed out again. There IS a reason you didn't hear about this guy until he got put in this game, y'know. RATING: 15 (See, who gives a fuck about Armand Rougeau? Really.) WE'RE NOT THE MOUNTIES ANYMORE, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF A WRESTLING SHOW MATCH FOR THE FLI WORLD TITLE Jacques Rougeau Jr. vs Carl Ouelette Back elbow connects, Jacques staggers backward. Big piledriver on Jacques. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Carl Ouelette gets taken down out of nowhere. Ouelette gets smacked around like a bitch. Jacques slams Carl Ouelette down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Ouelette walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big clothesline on Ouelette. Carl Ouelette pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Carl Ouelette hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Powerbomb on Jacques. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Running knee lift from Carl Ouelette. Chop hits Jacques...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Jacques counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Ouelette gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jacques. Ouelette gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. Carl Ouelette gets knocked to the ground by Jacques. Carl Ouelette gets locked in the Abdominal Stretch! Submission victory! Jacques Rougeau Jr. is still in the ring celebrating. Carl Ouelette pushes the referee away. Carl Ouelette slams Jacques down. Carl Ouelette climbs to the top rope and hits the Cannonball! OK, I thought a nearfall on a "slammy shoulder thing" was one thing, but Jacques Rougeau Jr. just won the World Title of my fed with a fucking ABDOMINAL STRETCH? Who says neopitism is dead? Poor Carl, I'd have attacked him on principle, so I don't blame him for going heel. He just jobbed to a Scott Hall resthold. RATING: 64 (66, 79) 79 match rating for a match with The Mountie and Jean-Pierre Lafitte. How much did Ryland get paid to tweak their stats, anyone know? The celebration didn't last long for Jacques, as not only did he get knocked for a loop after the match, but he goes backstage to find his other brother, Raymond, passed out on the floor. Mystery stalker, or is Raymond swiggin' on the good stuff in his spare time? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON FLI~! As always, comments, criticism, ideas, hirings/firings, and anything else is wanted, welcome, and in the case of some of this shit, needed.

The movie has already been filmed. News of it wrapping up filming came out a few days ago. Yeah, I went to SleepawayCampMovies.com and looked up on it. I hadn't been on that site in months, since at the time there weren't any updates coming in. Looks like Vincent Pastore is in the new film after all, which is pretty cool. IDRM (I know it's Tigger but call it force of habit): Yeah, about a year back IMDB had a listing for the movie, stating that some of the original stars (who are actually in the sequel), Pastore (who as I said, is legit as well), Nelly (the rapper) and Evan Farmer (who played Jerry in MTV's boyband 2Gether) were going to star.

You're doing yourself a great disservice by looking on the net and not renting it. You can love or hate the movie, but if you ever tell me you've seen a more shocking ending, I'd be highly surprised.

Damn, before I even got to see one episode. They should have had it on Wednesday before The O.C.

When The Dudleys fought Conway and Dupree here a few weeks ago at a house show, they took a kid into the ring to take a picture and gave him a piece of the table too. Then they high fived, but no one signed autographs. Seems to be a way to send people out happy.

OK, just checked out the site after a while, and it turns out Vincent Pastore is in the movie. It also says Isaac Hayes is as well. Plus, original cast members Paul DeAngelo (Ronnie the counselor), Jonathan Tiersten (Ricky), and Felissa Rose (Angela, though she may or may not be playing the grown-up Angela) are all on board. There's more info than I expected on it, but I'm glad to see it being made.

This has been rumored/"in production" for some time now. IMDB even used to have a page for it, citing a cast (which included Nelly and Vincent Pastore, Big Pussy from Sopranos) in it. Personally, I can't wait. The gist I got of it was that it'd be similar to H20 in that it omitted the sequels and just picked up with the original story. You can also check out www.sleepawaycampmovies.com, I'd assume it's still up but haven't been on there in a while.

I'm assuming you want the Lakers one, but what if I got you, oh, an Anaheim Mighty Ducks Fletch jersey? Would you accept it?

There's no real jobbers per say, but you can take the liberty of using your own creation/random wrestler in order to establish yourself. If you wanna take on Chris Benoit or Repo Man, it's all good with me. Glad to see you liked my idea. We can talk more about it via PM or on UGS whenever you want. Well, by jobber I didn't mean 'jobber'...just someone to beat. But I guess I could create someone and have a 'debutants match'...if that's cool with you. Fine by me. SS, I was thinking of a backstage segment between Zack and Superstar, if that's cool with you. I think it's fairly obvious as to how it would play out .

Summer said her stepmom was out of painkillers, for whatever reason. The reason she got them in Tiajuana was because "you don't even need a perscription" (that was the line she gave during the episode). As far as someone dying, I doubt highly that Jimmy would die off. While it makes for a good story, I think there is still something brewing with his bachelorhood and the kiss he had with Kirsten. Luke I get the feeling is going to be a thorn in Ryan's side, both as a competitive rival on the soccer field and with Marissa. Speaking of Summer, I noticed today that a girl in my Developmental Psych bears a resemblance, just with light brown hair. If I wasn't already gunning for the HGC (you guys know who I mean, the girl whose pic I put in the "Would You" thread some time ago), I'd hit it.

There's no real jobbers per say, but you can take the liberty of using your own creation/random wrestler in order to establish yourself. If you wanna take on Chris Benoit or Repo Man, it's all good with me. Glad to see you liked my idea. We can talk more about it via PM or on UGS whenever you want.

Add Jacob Lyne to Panther/Ausstin/Sturgis. Talk with Northstar and make up a skit where he adds you in somehow.

We've got: Dam's match Team Malibu vs. The Underground, 4 on 4 Elimination Tag Team Match Now, for some suggestions. Howsabout... Mad Matt defending the X Title against Sly Somers Four Way Dance: Panther vs. Brock Ausstin vs. Sturgis vs. The Underground's Jacob Lyne Caboose vs. Mister Warrior in a Last Man Standing match.

[Hogan voice] Happy birthday, brother [/Hogan voice] Have a good one man. I'll give you a call later if I get a chance. Hopefully you won't be too blitzed.

Holy shit, this wasn't the news I expected to see when I entered this folder. Crash/Mikey was always entertaining, and you could always count on him as being a good hand in the ring. I never went out of my way to make a Crash Holly comp or anything, but enjoyed his work enough, and thought he'd break out as a cult favorite in TNA, either solo or in his short-lived team with Shark Boy, which seemed like comic gold. This is really a shock, and a sad situation overall.

Zack's rating=8. Once again, I was extremely happy with the contributions. Everyone is getting their motivational fires lit and turning in some good stuff. Concerning The Underground segments, a lot of that was played by ear. CWM hasn't been online in several days, and thus I never got any of the promo's from the UGS crew. I had posted a note on this at the UGS forum, but only Parka sent in a speech to me for J. Arthur. Rather than panic, I did my best to cover things up, and hopefully I didn't stray too far from how New Me and Supes want their personas perceived. That's also the reason why I didn't have Chave and Gunner say anything, and had the OAOAST crew interrupt the promo. Northstar did a great job as GM. I added in some commentary/segments with him to allow the show to flow better, but after one show, it looks like our new GM has got a lot on his plate. Damaramu continues to impress, and I had to mark out when he went back and dug up one of the old OAOAST Saturday Night jobbers I created way back when. The only thing I have to ask is that segments get sent in on time. Most of you are good at it, but there was one point where the show was up and I didn't have HSJ's match yet. Being that I go over some of this stuff during downtime at work and whatnot, I can't afford to be that lenient, because it's either I get the show up before I go out at night, or I stay up until 3am when I have class the next morning. Also, I don't want to see anyone left high and dry, as Papacita keeps furthering his Panther character each week, but almost went two weeks without a match. Try to keep everyone's interests in mind, that's all I ask.

By the power of Northstar, Team Malibu is going to be... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Zack Malibu, Calvin Szechstein, Ragdoll and Crystal. Northstar places all four HeldDOWN~! Elimination Chamber entrants on one team so they can watch each others backs and not be taken out before the PPV. Of course, TENSION MOUNTS~! . Parka, I'm cool with that for the UGS team. If you're up for it, I think you, myself, and a certain person on moi's team can write up a kickass match together.

You know the drill. After posting that show, I need a drink, lol. Parka or someone, please start a booking thread, and make sure to note the main event will be Team Malibu vs. The Underground. I will need writers to help me with it, and will PM some people tomorrow about it.

PROPS: Northstar Parka Jay Zack Calvin RevEvil Panther Brock Axel Sturgis Superstar

3....2....1, "I'M THE BOMB" COLE: Fans, it's time for Calvin Szechstein to do probably the only noble thing he's ever done in his life- defend the honor of the OAOAST against the onslaught of UGW. The signature entrance of the OAOAST World Champion, Totally Endorsed's Calvin Szechstein, hits as the man himself strides arrogantly to the ring, gleaming gold belt slung over his shoulder. Calvin casually enters the ring and snatches the microphone from the ring announcer. COACH: The one advantage that UGW has over the OAOAST is their mystery. No one besides CWM know who they are or what they're capable of. And whether he wants to admit it or not, fear of the unknown is probably somewhere in Calvin Szechstein's mind right now. CALVIN: So...I've been waiting on pins and needles all night long, wondering what undercard dreg this two-bit "invasion" has pulled out of the gutter to face me. Come on, U GEE DUB, who'd you get? Kamala? John Nord? Virgil? I'm just *giddy*with anticipation. Bring out this jabroni, so I can get out of this shithole early for a change. ["Money" by Pink Floyd fires up over the PA, bringing out UGW's favorite litigator, J. Arthur Edwards.] CALVIN: Ah, good old JAE. You know, I admire your courage, as well as your tremendous fashion sense, but I doubt even someone of your remarkable mental and physical abilities could win two matches in one night. COACH: You hear that Cole? Calvin is kissing up to the enemy, "just in case." COLE: I hear it. J. ARTHUR: Mr. Szechstein, as much as it would be a tremendous pleasure for me to rearrange your wardroe- namely remove that gold belt around your waist, UGW has someone else in mind. Ladies and gentlemen, representing UnderGround Wrestling, he is a multi-time Georgia state wrestling and gymnastics champion, the most mind-blowing athlete in professional wrestling, the greatest teen prodigy in the history of this business, and the future role model of all your children- I give you JACOB....LYNE! ["Nitro (Youth Energy)" by the Offspring hits, and out walks a very young, but incredibly cut blonde-haired man, wearing black cargo pants and a bandanna.] COACH: Michael, have you ever heard of this guy? COLE: Never, but he looks impressive, if even half of what J. Arthur Edwards said was true, Calvin could be in for a challenge tonight! Lyne immediately charges the ring, surprising the champion, who quickly drops his title belt and throws a hard right, blocked by Jacob Lyne! He grabs Calvin's arm and irish whips him into the ropes- TEXTBOOK high elevation dropkick by Jacob Lyne! Calvin shoots back up to his feet, Jacob tries a boot to the gut, caught by Calvin! NO! ENZIGUIRI BY JACOB! DUCKED BY CALVIN! BUT JACOB LANDS ON HIS FEET! REVERSE ENZIGUIRI CONNECTS! Calvin goes down and bails to the floor! COLE: Did you see that Coach! COACH: Nope, I blinked, and Calvin went down! Calvin slowly gets to his feet, clutching his face and collecting his thoughts, but Jacob's signalling for something inside the ring. COLE: The champ's not paying attention! This could be big trouble! Jacob hits the ropes- and FLIES OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DEATH-DEFYING, TWISTING SUICIDE PLANCHA! CALVIN GOES DOWN! The crowd goes NUTS! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" COLE: OH MY GOD! COACH: Northstar has gotta be kicking himself for not discovering Jacob Lyne first, this kid is phenomenal, and he's just owning our champion right now! Jacob throws Calvin back into the ring and stomps on the champ's lower back. Jacob picks Calvin up by the head, irish whip by the challenger, Calvin hits the ropes- AND JACOB CHASES HIM! Calvin immediately gets thrown over Lyne's head with a belly-to-belly suplex! COLE: What a smart move by this young kid Jacob Lyne- keeping the champ off balance! Lyne makes a circling motion with his hands- he VERTICALLY JUMPS to the top rope, and comes off with a moonsault! IT HITS KNEES! Jacob is doubled over in pain! COLE: Now's Calvin's opportunity to focus, clear his head, let his veteran experience overwhelm the rookie. COACH: Amidst that offensive flurry Michael, I just realized- if Jacob Lyne wins the match, UGW takes our title, and we'll never see it again! Calvin staggers back to his feet and picks up the stunned Lyne. He double underhooks the arms and tucks Lyne's head between his legs-and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A PEDIGREE! COLE: PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! Brought to you by Purina Pet Chow! COACH: And we all know nobody kicks out of that! There's a cover! Calvin lies back and counts along with the referee.... 1! 2! 3! NO! SHOULDER UP! COLE: Huh, I guess that move isn't an automatic win after all. COACH: Not unless you're married to the boss! COLE: Jonathan, that was lame even for you. Calvin simply shrugs his shoulders and picks up Jacob, a look of confidence returning to his face. The champ hooks up Lyne and drives him down with a HARD snap suplex. Calvin hits the ropes, and drops a crushing knee right across the neck of his young opponent. Another cover... 1! 2! KICKOUT! COLE: Fans, this is the first I've ever said this, and probably the only time I ever will, but I'm rooting for Calvin Szechstein in this match. He better put Jacob Lyne away quickly, because this kid is dangerous! Calvin drags Lyne to his feet again- Irish whip, Lyne comes off the ropes, clothesline by Calvin is ducked, Lyne with a kick to the stomach, and hooks Calvin up for a suplex! No! Calvin drops out the other side! He quickly grabs Lyne's head- AND THERE'S THE NEW LINE CINEMA NECKBREAKER! COACH: ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES! COVER HIM! 1! 2! 2.9999! COACH: HOW THE HELL did he kick out of that!? COLE: I have no idea! Calvin is starting to get visibly frustrated. He stomps down on the face of the rookie, picks him up for a quick scoop slam, and points to the top rope! COLE: Calvin is dangerous from the top rope- will we see the Miramax Elbow, the Freddy vs. Jason Frogsplash, or the FUBU 450? Calvin is climbing the turnbuckle pads slowly, he's perched on the top, Lyne is still not moving. Calvin gives the "thumbs down" gesture to the crowd. COACH: He's taking too much time Michael! THERE'S THE FREDDY VS. JASON FROG SPLASH! AND IT MISSES! COLE: He moved out of the way at the VERY LAST second! Calvin shoots up to his feet clutching his chest, but Jacob's up too! He grabs a half nelson from behind- AND SPIKES HIM WITH A RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! COACH: AAAHH! DANGEROUS move by Jacob Lyne! He may have cracked the champ's skull! COLE: What did J. Arthur call him? The Role Model? Well, he's sure showing everybody in that locker room how to take it to the champ! This kid really is a prodigy! The ref puts on the count.... 1 2 3 Neither man is moving 4 5 6 Jacob is getting back to his feet, so is the champion, 7 8 Both men are upright. Calvin, still dazed, fires off a wild punch. Blocked! Jacob grabs that arm and hooks Calvins head- AND SPIKES HIM AGAIN WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER 2~! COLE: WHAT A MOVE- A MICHINOKU DRIVER BY LYNE! THE LYNE DRIVER! HE HANGS ON FOR THE COVER! COACH: WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR TITLE! KICK OUT, KICK OUT! 1! 2!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! COLE: He jerked his shoulder up at the very last second- on instinct Coach! COACH: This match is killing me, I'm having a heart attack! Jacob, thinking quickly, picks up Calvin and drops him with a front slam! Now HE's heading to the top rope! COLE: Coach, I overheard CWM bragging in the back that one of the UGW boys can do the most death-defying maneuver in wrestling history off the top rope- based on what we've seen from the Role Model, I think I know who he was talking about! What could it be! Jacob scales the top rope, quick as a cat, Calvin is totally prone! JACOB FLIES OFF WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! NO! AN EXTRA ROTATION! COACH: What the *BLEEP*???!!!! A SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP! AND IT HITS CANVAS! COLE: If that would have hit, this company would have sunk like the Titanic! Jacob Lyne could have delivered a death blow to the OAOAST in spectacular fashion! Calvin rolled out of the way of the move! Calvin struggles back to his feet, so does Jacob holding his injured leg! With his last ounce of strength- Calvin FLIES at Jacob and connects with a flying forearm! COLE: He used every last ounce of adrenaline, every last bit of instestinal fortitude, to knock him out with that move! Cover him Calvin! 1!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!! NO! COLE: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! COACH: How the hell do either of these men have enough left to kick out? This crowd is going nuts! Both men again stagger upright. Calvin with a hard forearm shot to the temple. Jacob with one of his own! Calvin responds back! COLE: Neither man willing to give an inch, fighting for the biggest prize in wrestling, and for company honor! What a surprise thriller this has turned out to be! .....And Jacob, with all his might, snaps off a roundhouse kick to the chest! Calvin is doubled over in pain! Jacob comes off the ropes behind him, somersaults over.... AND GRABS THE CHAMP'S ARMS ON THE WAY DOWN, DRIVING HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A TOMIKAZE!!!!!!!! COACH: WHAT THE HELL!? I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVE BEFORE IN MY LIFE! "JA-COB! JA-COB! JA-COB! JA-COB!" "UGW! UGW! UGW! UGW!" COLE: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! Jacob Lyne has turned some of this crowd in his favor! COACH: They're the enemy dammit! Don't cheer for 'em! Jacob Lyne points to the top rope ONE MORE TIME, and the crowd roars in approval! COACH: If that Shooting Star Legdrop hits this time, we're all out of a job Michael! Jacob climbs the buckles- his back to the champion. He's on the top rope. COLE: Looking for a moonsault maybe? COACH: Knowing this guy, a corkscrew moonsault Stardust Press! Calvin however, is stirring, he's on one knee, the referee comes over to check on him- AND CALVIN SHOVES THE REF INTO THE ROPES! JACOB IS CROTCHED AND VULNERABLE ON THE TOP! COLE: Normally I'd be appalled by such tactics, but I "endorse" any means necessary for Calvin to keep that belt in this case! Calvin limps over to the corner, and grabs Jacob for a powerbomb! No! He hangs him upside down for the CODE RED CLASH! COACH: HIT IT! HIT IT! CALVIN NAILS IT! COLE: WILL THIS BE IT???!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH: PRAISE JESUS, ABRAHAM AND MUHAMMED! THE OAOAST BELT STAYS WITH THE HOME TEAM! RA: Your winner of the match, and STIILLLL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CALLLLLVIN SZECHSTEIN! COLE: This total unknown Jacob Lyne, from god-knows-where, almost changed the course of wrestling history! Calvin immediately takes the belt and gets the hell out of Dodge, to avoid a possible ambush from the UGW invaders. Jacob Lyne is slowly stirring, he crawls back to his feet.... and the crowd is standing. And clapping. COLE: A tremendous show of respect for this young kid, Jacob Lyne- he may have thrown his lot in with a bunch of degenerate mercenary scumbags, but he's a hell of a performer. COACH: This isn't the way I expected our show to end, Michael. COLE: Same here, Coach. Fans, this has been a hectic, hellacious program, and we're just one show down under Northstar's regime! Remember to tune in next week, as we can expect Team Malibu vs. Team Underground, but who will make up those teams? COACH: Only one way to find out, and it's not internet spoilers... COLE: No, it's by tuning in! Good night fans, we'll see you next time!

Backstage, Northstar is *finally* relaxing after a hectic night, when the door swings open, showing Zack Malibu standing in the doorway! NORTHSTAR Oh c'mon, Will and Grace is on soon! ZACK You listen to me. You and I, we don't see eye to eye. NORTHSTAR I know. You're slightly taller than I am. ZACK Cut the crap, Northstar. You're in charge of this show now, fine. I'm cool with that. What I'm not cool with is you turning it into a huge lovefest. NORTHSTAR Zack, now now, we'd have to be on cable for that! ZACK You know what I mean. I don't need you to protect me. NORTHSTAR Zack, really, you think it's about YOU? It's just as much about me. I have to protect my investment in this company. For lack of a better term, you're my property now... ZACK Not quite. NORTHSTAR Zack, listen. I feel you. Really I do. I know you want nothing more than to end this deal with CWM, crush this organization before they get some steam, and go back to being the pretty boy kissing babies and signing autographs, right? *Zack stares down at Northstar* NORTHSTAR So...I'll tell you what. For next week, you pick three other HeldDOWN~! stars. Anyone's you want at all. Then I'll give word to The Underground to be here, and we'll have what is typically the tradtion of another federation here on our show. An elimination matchup, four on four. ZACK Any four I want? NORTHSTAR Any four you want. Zack considers the offer, but before he can say anything another figure steps through the door. It's OAOAST World Champion Calvin Szechstein. NORTHSTAR It never ends. CALVIN Hey, listen cap, I just came to stop by and let you know that I'd like to close the show out in the ring, OK? NORTHSTAR Sure, fine, just leave me be. Zack turns to Calvin, and the two enemies lock eyes. ZACK What are you planning on? CALVIN Well Zack, I'm gonna do something that you were too afraid to do. Take matters into my own hands. Calvin disappears, and Zack turns back to look at the new GM, before slamming the door, allowing the scene to fade.

COLE Fans, welcome back to OAOAST HELDDOWN~! What a night it’s been so far… COACH And it’s ABOUT TO GET HOTTER IN THE HIZZY~! Those Underground Wrestling Punks thought they could infringe on *OUR* turf? We’ll show them what HeldDOWN is all about, baybee! COLE Speaking of the Underground, up next may be one of the biggest matches in HeldDOWN history. The Superstar made his return to HeldDOWN after six long months away…with UGW. Tonight, he challenges the one and only CABOOSE to a singles match. Which promotion will reign supreme? COACH Well, we already know the answer to that one, Cole. COLE Don’t count Superstar out! Here’s a guy that’s defeated legends like Anglesault, Angle-plex, and Tony the Body! With that, the camera cuts back to the entryway, as Audioslave’s “Cochise” rocks the house, and the reaction nearly brings the arena to shambles. As the mysterious one (not THE mysterious one) steps out of the curtains, he’s met with a very mixed blend of cheers and jeers. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for ONE fall! Making his way to the ring, from Derby, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is a former OAOAST Champion…CAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!! Caboose continues his stoic walk to the ring, paying little heed to the fans as he enters the ring and leans against a turnbuckle. Suddenly, the lights turn red, and Dream Theater’s “Dance of Eternity” fires up. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” RING ANNOUNCER And his opponent…no, wait. I’ve been told by General Manager Northstar NOT to introduce members of Underground Wrestling! Superstar walks through the curtains and stands on the ramp, soaking in the jeers of the fans. As he continues walking, he produces a microphone and begins speaking. COACH Oh, look, he has something to say. Maybe he’s quitting early? SUPERSTAR Caboose, damn it, man, tonight is our chance at HISTORY! This is the first time we’ve EVER fought…and we’re some of the longest standing veterans IN this place! I mean, wow, can’t you feel it in the air tonight? The crowd starts to buzz. SUPERSTAR Yeah, I feel it. It feels like the SAME goddamn piece of shit promotion I was suspended from six months ago! These OAOAST fans don’t deserve to see us fight tonight, and especially not on HeldDOWN! The crowd turns to hostile jeers, but Superstar ignores them, staring a hole through Caboose. Caboose himself walks closer to Superstar, leaning on the ropes and shouting obscenities. SUPERSTAR Oh, don’t worry, Caboose, you’ll still have an opponent tonight. He’s a good friend of mine. In fact, you should be very familiar with him, too. I think it’s time to introduce him. … … … “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!” COACH, COLE, CABOOSE, AND THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE … With that, a familiar figure SPRINTS out of the curtain, rushing to the ring as the tassels on his boots and elbow pads rustle in a mad flurry. He leaps onto the apron and begins shaking the ropes in fury! RING ANNOUNCER …Ladies and gentlemen, his opponent! From the heavens, weighing in at 259 pounds, he is the one, the only, the legendary, MIIIIIIIIIIISTERRRRRRRRRRR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd, simply put, explodes. To the restroom, that is. As Superstar laughs, he exits stage left. Mister Warrior continues shaking the ropes, as referee Mike Spock signals for the bell to begin the match. *DING DING DING* COLE Well, uh, I’m not quite sure what to say. I mean, I know this is Mister Warrior, a former enemy of Caboose. They fought back at May’s School’s Out pay-per-view, as Caboose was victorious. COACH He’s a COWARD, Cole! I can’t believe Superstar just walked out like that!! As Mister Warrior begins taking off his airbrushed trench coat, Caboose attacks him from behind with forearms, revealing Warrior’s hot pink boots, tights, and elbow pads. With Warrior turned around, Caboose lays in some hard right hands to his fluorescent face, and then pushes him against the ropes, powering him to the other side. Warrior hits the ropes and comes back, but ducks under a clothesline and runs to the other ropes, igniting off and leaping into the air, nailing Caboose with a GIGANORMOUS SHOULDERBLOCK~! COLE Good lord, that’s like a gunshot! Caboose collapses to the mat in pain, holding onto his chest as Mister Warrior lays in some stomps. Caboose finds safe haven in the ropes, however, as Spock pushes (or tries to push) Mister Warrior away. As Caboose pulls himself up using the ropes, Warrior charges and knees Caboose in the midsection, knocking him through the ropes, all the way to the outside of the ring! COACH And Warrior’s game plan is already working handily! COLE You’ve got that right, Coach! Mister Warrior is focusing on Caboose’s torso and core muscles, weakening him up for the ALDOSTERONE, his preferred finish of three deadly shoulder blocks and a big time pump splash! As Caboose crumples to the outside, Mister Warrior catches his breath on the inside. Finally recovered, he heads outside to continue this fierce battle. Spock, however, begins the obligatory ten count. “ONE!” Warrior sneaks up behind Caboose and laces his arms through his, locking in a deadly full nelson! “TWO!” “THREE!” Caboose howls in pain, as he tries to get the unholy power of Mister Warrior off of his neck. “FOUR!” “FIVE!” “SIX!” Finally summoning the energy, Caboose charges backwards, driving Warrior’s back into the ring post! “SEVEN!” As Warrior releases his grip, Boose gives him a hard kick to the midsection and rolls him back into the ring. COACH That was quite the exciting exchange, Cole! COLE Tell me about it. My palms are sweating! Mister Warrior immediately starts shaking, convulsing, and summoning his power from the heavens. Caboose fights it off, however, grabbing his arm and whipping him into the turnbuckle. Caboose goes to the opposite turnbuckle, before charging out and leaping into the air, bringing his 225 pounds crashing down on Warrior with a big Stinger Splash! As Warrior staggers out of the corner, Caboose hooks in a front facelock and falls backward, driving his head into the mat with a DDT! COLE And Caboose gets a burst of adrenaline, taking the advantage in this match! COACH Of course, having the advantage against Mister Warrior isn’t a good thing. You’re just fueling his fire for a SUPERMANIAC Comeback. Caboose rolls Mr. Warrior over, hooking his leg for the first pin in the match! “ONE!” KICKOUT! COACH See? He’s INHUMAN! Mister Warrior KIPS UP, but Caboose has it scouted, wrapping his arms around him in a tight, sexy bearhug! This is only a cover, however, as when Spock checks to see if Warrior gives up (“NEVERRRRRRRR!”), Boose brings his knee up into Warrior’s testicles, bringing him down to his knees! Caboose brings it up and lands some stiff knife-edge chops, eliciting a “WOO!” with every smack. Warrior, however, sends his thumb right into Caboose’s eye, BLINDING him~! As Boose struggles to regain his vision, Mister Warrior grabs his crotch and throat, hoisting him up horizontally in the air in a gorilla press position! Warrior begins pumping Caboose, six reps in total, before dropping him…but Caboose shifts his weight, landing on his feet! When Warrior turns around, Caboose scoops him up, and drops him to the canvas with a bodyslam! COLE Did…did he just do what I think he did? COACH He outsmarted Mister Warrior! That’s impossible! With Warrior down, Caboose stands on top of him, facing the crowd. Caboose throws his elbow pad off and runs to one rope…to the other, and then sticks his leg out before dropping the most electrifying move in the OAOAST today, THE RAFTERS ELBOW! …but WARRIOR MOVES! As Caboose hits the mat, Warrior immediately leaps into the air and drops his leg across his throat, with the immortal legdrop! Feeding purely off of aldosterone, Warrior picks Caboose up and laces his arm through his legs in a pumphandle position, giving him some doggy style for good measure! COLE I’m lovin’ it! COACH … COLE Oh, sorry, not that. I was just getting rid of our obligatory McDonald’s advertisement! He then picks Caboose up, dropping him for the HUMP Handle Slam…but this time CABOOSE rolls through it! Boose spins Warrior around, wraps his arm around his neck, and falls back, driving him down with the End of the Line! The crowd roars their approval as Caboose hooks Warrior’s leg and Spock counts… “ONE!” “T-KICKOUT!” COLE UNBELIEVABLE! Caboose looks down in shock as Mister Warrior convulses, jumping to his feet and doing in-place high-knee jogging! Caboose tries to fight it off with punches, but Warrior doesn’t feel them as he continues to jog around the ring! COACH HERE IT IS! THE SUPERMANIAC COMEBACK! With that, Warrior charges at Caboose…CLOTHESLINE! He continues to jog, and as Caboose gets up…CLOTHESLINE! As Caboose gets up a third time, Mister Warrior lunges…DIVING CLOTHESLINE! As Caboose hits the mat, Warrior kips up and shouts, “SPEAK TO ME, SUUUUUUUUUUUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAANIACS!!” “ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Caboose has to pull himself to his feet in his weak state, but when he does, Warrior grabs him by the legs and lifts him up, snapping around and slamming him down to the mat with AUTHORITY! COLE THE MAN EVENT SPINEBUSTER! MAN EVENT SPINEBUSTER! DEAR GOD, CABOOSE IS DEAD! COACH Someone call my uncle! Knowing the match is over, Mister Warrior pins Caboose with one finger as Spock counts! “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” SHOULDER UP! “NO, NO! ONLY TWO!” Spock waves off the count, as Warrior stands in shock. The fans roar, however. No, wait, they don’t. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” The hateful booing commences, and the camera turns…to reveal THE SUPERSTAR walking down the ramp! COACH What, so NOW he wants to fight? What a pus- COLE Puso! You know, Spanish for put! What a put-down! Superstar slyly grabs a chair from ringside and slides it into the ring, only to be admonished by Spock! As Spock puts the chair away, Superstar leaps onto the apron, and reveals a STEEL TIPPED CANE~! As Mister Warrior pulls Caboose up, Superstar aims, and fires! *FWOOSH THUNK!* COLE & COACH NO! …connecting the cane right across Caboose’s skull! Caboose freezes in pain, and this allows Warrior to bounce off the ropes, leaping up… *CRASH!* …and NAILING Caboose with THE SHOULDERBLOCK! As Caboose collapses to the mat, Warrior runs to the ropes again and comes back, leaping into the air and bringing his weight down with THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SPLASH YOU EVER SAW~! COLE ALDOSTERONE! NO! DAMN YOU SUPERSTAR! THIS CAN’T BE! Warrior stands on top of Caboose and pins him with one foot, shaking his arms as Spock counts. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREEE! RING THE BELL!” *DING DING DING* COLE …I can’t believe it. COACH Ca…Caboose just got pinned by Mister Warrior. COLE Well, not exactly. That damn Superstar completely ruined this match! RING ANNOUNCER Here is your winner, in six minutes, two seconds, the immortal MIIIIIIIISTER WAAAAAAAAAAARRIORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! The fans boo like they’ve never booed before as Superstar enters the ring, raising the hand of his hand-picked assassin. COLE This makes me absolutely sick. COACH You're not the only one, but I'm not about to puke out here and have to buy Northstar a new leather couch.

(Social Distortion's version of Ring of Fire plays as we see a white screen with "The Incinerator" in dark red. The screen fades to Pyromaniac sitting at a desk with a whiteboard behind him that has "The Incinerator" written in very large letters.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the host of The Incinerator, Pyromaniac! (canned applause) Pyromaniac: Thank you, thank you. You're a beautiful audience. And thank you Gary Kroeger for that energetic introduction. Gary Kroeger: Damnit! I told you I didn't want to be named! Pyromaniac: What? You think you're too good for this show? Maybe you'd like to go back to you rewarding porn career. Gary Kroeger: You're thinking of Piscipo. Pyromaniac: Oh right. Well anyway tonight's show promises to be a action-packed spectacular. And who better to navigate this sea of excitement than Adolf Hitler's illegitimate drug abusing granson, Crack Hitler. (Crack Hitler walks out with his crack pipe) And I know some people may find this man offensive. However, if SNL can have Gay Hitler, than I can have this. And you're not offended, are you Gary Kroeger? Gary Kroeger: As long as I get paid, do whatever the hell you want. Pyromaniac: Fabulous. Now let's get this show started. My first guest is a member of the Underground Wrestling promotion. And I see from my notes that this promotion is invading The OAOST company, in particular, the Heldown brand. As that is the brand I have chosen, I have rather strong feelings about this move. So ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Mighty Damaramu. (Canned applause for an obvious imposter) Pyromaniac: Welcome to the show. I forgot to bring a chair so you'll have to stand I guess. "Damaramu": I'm glad to be here. Pyromaniac: So tell me about this invasion. "Damaramu": It's gonna be the greatest angle ever! Well at least since Mark Henry got blown by that transsexual. Got I didn't need porn for a month! Pyromaniac: I didn't either, but I think my reason is somewhat different. "Damaramu": Yeah you OAOST losers are gonna f***in' wasted by us! You're gonna get violated like my sister's ass at the family reunion! Pyromaniac: That's horrible. "Damaramu": Hey I wasn't involved. I was too busy playing with my cousin's cats. Pyromaniac: You're an animal lover, I see. "Damaramu": Nothing better than petting a pussy...cat. And the only thing better than that is smashing their skulls in with a baseball bat! Pyromaniac: Really? Well it just so happens I carry a baseball bat in my desk drawer. (Pulls it out) Now I need a target. "Damaramu": How about that Hitler guy? You know he had a lot of good ideas. Especially about the jews. (Pyromaniac clubs "Damaramu" repeatedly until he passes out.) Gary Kroeger: Wait a minute, wasn't that an actor? Pyromaniac: Yeah, but I had to send the real Damaramu a message. Gary Kroeger: That's f***ing sick! Pyromaniac: I know. Hey you know, I bet you could do a great CWM impression. Maybe next week... Gary Kroeger: F*** you and F*** your show! I quit! Pyromaniac: Well I better get Piscipo on the phone. Crack Hitler, end this thing. Crack Hitler: Du Arschloch und gute Nacht. (Ring of Fire plays as the show ends)

(HeldDOWN~! returns not to the arena, but to a shot of elsewhere. Sturgis is in dark room filled with smoke with a chessboard in the middle) For those who wondered about my absense last week fear not for I was coming to decision, ne that will effect the OAOAST for a long time coming. When you see a chessboard, what do you see? A game? A test of knowledege? Possibly, but I see good and evil. For most of you, white is always good, while black is always evil, what makes that so? Is it because of the colors, God, race, of is it just what you have been taught? Well your about to get something new (Sturgis throws the white pieces off the board) Next week you will see... what is good... (Sturgis throws black pieces) ...and what is evil. Checkmate. HeldDOWN~! is now thrown back to our announce team. COLE I can't believe it, Coach. The first chance The Underground got, and they stole a victory from the OAOAST. COACH Think of the people involved, and you know that you can't expect a fair fight. These guys were recruited by the dirtiest player in the game, CWM, and are here not only to fulfill his agenda, but elevate their status. They're going to take every shortcut they can find. COLE Coach, I've got to say, that was enlightening. COACH Hey, I try. Cole: Up next is a match, that was booked last week, as Panther went on a rampage on his manager, Tina, after she cost him his match at World Without End against Axel! Coach: Panther met up with "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin afterwards, and challenged him to a match, here tonight! Cole: Let's go to the ring! ::"State Prop (You Know Us)" by State Property starts up over the PA system, and the arena slowly fades to black. Suddenly **BOOM** a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage as flashing red and white spotlights swarm the arena. The lights roam the crowd for a moment or two before converging on the entrance, where Panther appears through a thick cloud of smoke. Panther's now wearing his wrestling gear, and has a look of determination in his eyes as he raises his arms into the air, snaps them down and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside:: Cole: Panther, a man on a mission tonight! He wants to prove that he can beat Brock Ausstin without the help of Tina, but can he do it? Coach: Of course he can! Panther is the talent, not Tina! Cole: Yeah, but in a match against Brock Ausstin? We'll just have to wait and see... ::The lights in the arena blow out as...:: "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." ::Smoke fills the entrance way as "Good Ol'ECDub" Rick Heyross walks out, followed behind "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin. Brock stops at the top of the entrance way, and begins to hop around doing his "Happy Happy Hoss~!" dance. Brock and Heyross both begin to make their way down the entrance way towards the ring, as the crowd bombards them with jeers. They make it to ringside, and Brock starts to do his "Happy Happy Hoss~!" dance once more, before leaping up onto the ring apron....but Panther dives through the ropes, dropkicking Brock in mid-air, knocking Brock right onto the back of his head on the floor!!:: Coach: Panther with the early attack on Brock, with Brock taking a nasty fall! Cole: It seems Panther has thought this out! ::Jim Heyross screams from outside the ring, as Brock scrambles up to his feet, holding the back of his head. Brock looks back into the ring, and just catches a glimpse of Panther as he leaps over the top rope, and plancha's onto Brock!! Both fall to the floor, but Panther quickly gets to his feet, and jumps around in excitement, as he has control over Brock!:: Cole: Huge plancha by Panther down onto Brock! Keep the speed going, and Brock will never be able to catch him! Coach: But if Brock does catch Panther, you can be assure a lot of pain will be felt. ::Panther lifts the ring apron, and slides under the ring, looking for a weapon of choice. After a bit of a scuffle, Panther pulls out a steel chair! Panther gets up to his feet, and turns back to Brock, who is now on one knee. Panther lifts the chair up over his head, and drives it down onto Brock's skull!!!:: Coach: What a chair shot!!! ::Panther pulls the chair back, and goes for another chair shot, but Brock jumps out of the kneeling position he was once in, grabbing Panther around the waist, and running at full speed, drives Panther back first into the steel ring steps!!:: Cole: Oh, no! Coach, Brock just shrugged that chair shot off like it was nothing! Panther is in trouble now! ::Brock, not laying off the attack for one second, pulls Panther up to a standing position, and stuffs Panther's head in between his legs. Brock wraps his arms around Panther's waist, and easily lifts him up into the air, powerbomb position. Brock walks back over to the steel ring steps, and DRIVES Panther straight into the top of the steel steps with a massive powerbomb!!:: Cole: Oh my god! A horrible powerbomb right onto the ring steps!! Coach: That was nasty! ::Jim Heyross continues his screaming at Brock, screaming for Brock to finish Panther off. Brock grabs Panther by his hair, and pulls him off the steel steps. Brock grabs Panther by the throat, and lifts him into the air, in a military press position! Brock calmly walks around ringside, holding Panther above his head with ease. Brock stops at the other side of the ring, as he taunts the audience in the front row with his power. Brock turns back towards the ring, and LAUNCHES Panther ribs first into the steel ring post!!! Panther bounces off the ring post, and falls flat onto his face on the floor!!:: Coach: OH MY GOD! PANTHER COULD BE BROKEN IN HALF!! Cole: Panther was launched into the steel post like a rocket! Coach: Someone get some help out here for Panther!! I don't think he can move right now!! ::Brock starts doing his "Happy Happy Hoss~!" dance, once more, standing over the fallen Panther. Panther lays on the ground, holding his rib cage, and spitting up blood. Jim Heyross jumps up and down, but quickly stops, and starts his screaming again, telling Brock to do it again. Brock leans down, and grabs Panther by his hair, and drags him up to his feet. Brock grabs Panther around the throat once more, and again lifts him up in a military press position. Brock turns towards the ring, and again launches Panther into the steel ring post!!! Panther falls straight onto his face, as Brock stands over his fallen victim. Panther lays on the ground, holding his rib cage, and spitting up blood. Officials start running out from backstage, and surround Panther, as Brock starts laughing, watching them help Panther. Tina comes running out, and jumps in at the officials, and into Panther. Panther tries to pull himself up, without the help of officials or Tina, but he collapses back down to the floor. Jim Heyross and Brock continue laughing at the pain that they just brought onto Panther, as officials start pushing them backstage.:: Cole: What a sick behavior by The Current Big Thing and Jim Heyross! Brock is nothing but a monster and a bully! Why? Why did he have to do that to Panther? Coach: I don't know MC. I'm at a lost for words with this. Panther is hurt. He is coughing up blood, and can't move! Brock didn't come out here to have a match. Brock came out here to hurt Panther. Cole: Fan's, we'll be back with more OAOAST Helddown action in a few moments. Coach: Absolutely gruesome. (The camera catches medics running down to the ring, out to help Panther to the back, as OAOAST Helddown! goes to a commercial break.)