Zack Malibu

...wait, hit who now? Also, isn't NYF a female poster? NYF, this might be the wrong forum for you to be in, lol.

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You should have slept over there! Although she probably woulda been freaked when you tried to crawl in the middle of them.

I should probably make it clear that, yes, I'm a Carnival fan. Although not to Lushus' extent, he's got the T-shirt and all.

Oh sure, NOW everyone gets on the "Carnival has improved greatly" bandwagon.

So, you're with us, right?

Here, have a breathmint KOAB.

It's like whacking it to Playboy. You've got a pic of a hot chick, some quality literature, and your junk in your hand. Go to town!

Mmmm, steak nachoes.

both of you.

You wanked it to the Matt Young/Melissa pic last night, didn't you?

Ball toucher!

If anyone was gonna recognize where they come from, I'm at least glad it's you. You don't have to explain anything.

Lushus is good people.

You know what a fortune you could make selling that video on this site alone?

That means Leena's going to become pregnant, only it's not Czech's baby, it's Dama's! And then in a shocking swerve, we find out they're half siblings, the result of a tryst years ago between Marney and Lushus.

You just want hatefuck porn.

Russo books TSM!

Ok, I laughed at that part. That whole bit made the story.

"Oh, baby, you can suck it, ride it, and take it in your sweet ass," Hoff answered. "Oh goody," Marney giggled. "AAAAHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHH.......MmmmmmOOOOOOhhhhhhh," The Czech Republic yelled as he came in Marney's ass, oblivious to the fact that Marney was quite enjoying Hoff. Sweet Jesus, I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing up.

That post made me laugh more than it should have.

No brawls or debauchery yet? I suppose that's good news for the maintenance crew.

You know, at first I thought this was going to be a topic based on Matt Young's tit robbery, but this is much more entertaining.

Sssh, just let her be in heel mode for a while, it'll be OK.