Zack Malibu

All of us at once.

Care Bear Stare?

Hawt.

Throw on a push up bra and you're good to go!

There's a techno remix for everything these days.

Carny/Marney!!?

Make it happen.

Sorry Carnival, but I win this round.

I'm not sure if the third party is ESTABLISHED~! as of this moment. And that quote about love is quite possibly the best thing I've read all day. That's Hallmark quality, kids. Oh, and as for that last part, paging Ms. Minogue.

Get the fuck out of here with that holier than thou shit.

Good answer, Zorin. Patrick will appreciate that. StylesMark, it depends. Sometimes he may be too drunk to leave money. Sometimes, he'll take the term "dimebag" too literally and leave you whatever spare change is left from his night at Studio 54. I don't think any blowing will be involved, but I'm not sure of the sexual orientation of the third party involved.

Speak for yourself.

I have a flirtatious personality towards the opposite sex in general. Unless they're related. Not to mention you make it sound like I'm the only one who ever did it, when 75% of this board has busted a collective nut just because she has "Chick" in her name.

StylesMark, how would you handle it if someone did in fact, still your weed? Will your fellow roomies be dealing with a loose cannon, or a man of reason? Zorin Industries, would you be willing to accompany Kotz around town as his heterosexual lifemate, and perhaps read him interesting news articles as he brushes his teeth in the morning?

That was deep, SM.

StylesMark, are you willing to mow the lawn and trim the shrubs?

The thing I don't get, and it's not as detrimental to my life as much as it may be to some other posters, is that she plays nice, makes good points, and has good conversations, then thinks we still hate her. So when we try to carry on another conversation, or just shoot the breeze with her, she's in hate mode again. Lushus and I are probably the prime examples of this. Whatever floats her boat. I don't know if she's bi-polar, an attention whore, really does hate us, or is working the board, but I'm not losing sleep over it.

There's another roommate too. You could always pin it on him.

Because of the techno music?

Fook, you've been here a while too. What makes you think you'd be a good roommate for Kotz? Would you make him breakfast on even-numbered days, and rub his shoulders after work?

Your Paragon Of Virtue has been here for a while. Thinking about it, perhaps? Kotz, we may have a live one for ya!

We're such internet whores.

Let it out, Chave.

Mole's not that elusive. He's on myspace too!