Zack Malibu

And then StylesMark will point RIGHT BACK at you. He don't mess.

What, wait?

Don't, because you know it eventually will. Just walk away and don't even check it. If anything comes up, I'll at least do you a service and warn you about it so you can have a laugh or two.

That description reminds me of the scene with Jeremy Piven and David Spade in PCU, when Piven's character flashes back to when they were roommates.

King, you responded. What happened to letting the thread die! Shit, I just did it too!

I almost put an innuendo laden response, but I figured it would just blend in with all your other fandom around here. So I'll just say "I'm about to, in a few more minutes" and leave it at that until we chat again tomorrow.

Posters helping posters.

...this is not what I needed to read before I go to bed. Matt Young, I swear if any of what you typed subconsciously makes its way into my dream, I'm sending you on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

Czech's just mad that every electronic device on Earth seems to be against him. Apparently, these threads have convinced him that his computer now hates him. Make sure the noose is tight enough, Czech. Godspeed.

Every fucking thing what douche says? Enlighten us, StylesMark, with the words of this douche.

But what of the trouser snake!? Think of him!

I am Hollywood Boulevard.

Will Scarlet is not just a name, but a question for the ages.

StylesMark is fluent in Lebanese, however he doesn't like to brag about it. BX is reading. His original name was BMX, but was forcibly changed due to trademark infringment.

Singing about rainbows is teh ghey.

Chave not being here means I'm in charge!

I once knew a guy named Troy. Big bastard. If he fell, you'd feel it.

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin oooooooh yeeeeeeeeah.

EvanderHolyfield'sMissingEar now resides on Roseanne's chin. That is all.

What if you're typing AND Jewish? Do your italics gain a yamaka?

StylesMark just hit on me.

Burn. Now you gotta get at Matt Young for calling you effeminate.

Meatwad is writing a song dedicated to those of us in this thread. I'll be accompanying him on guitar. Once I learn.

Well use the same title, just make it a parody of "Bart vs. The World" for NES. Whalla!

It means they're currently typing. I think. When PK's name is in blue AND Italics, it means he's shivering.