Zack Malibu

Duly noted. I suppose the same goes for the James Gang too, seeing as how it's been Bullet Bob and Konnan carrying that feud.

I'm sure once TNA feels they're growing stale, they'll just turn them heel...perhaps even a double turn with AMW down the line? Unless some new babyface superteam is put together in the meantime.

OMG DIE SO NOT FUNNY

If someone acts out of line elsewhere, and seem as if they can be a hinderance to the present or future of this place, then I damn sure can say if I think they should post or not. There have been times where you yourself have said "why is this person writing", etc., but now that the shoe is on the other foot and one of your friends are the target, you change your tune. Not to mention NYU knows I don't like him and don't trust him after the bullshit he pulled. Your whole analogy of how I can't prevent what goes on in the shows/PPV's is like saying your boss at a supermarket can't stop you from taking food out of the store, because you stock shelves. You play a role in a bigger picture. You don't "own" the shows. KC made a great point too. For someone who desperately wanted certain people to be demodded, and wanted to tweak his character with the GM thing, and use it as a major role, get off your unmotivated ass and DO SOMETHING. Seriously, other than PK, who simply uses himself, and Patty, who does COD, most of the shows contain many of the secondary characters, because the actual active writers aren't doing their part. That's fine for someone like MMOM or something, but you asked for the position your in. Take some responsibility for it.

It's stupid inter-board nonsense, which has no bearing on us. My main concern is that if he's supposedly turning over a "new leaf" and wants to be accepted back into the fold, he's not doing a good job showing it outside of these folders. It's not so much as what gets done as far as it is the trust involved in everything. He left us high and dry once before and threw things into a shitstorm, and I for one don't wanna see it go down again. The Pit/TSM thing has nothing to do with our fed, but I figured I'd have to mention it so you guys knew exactly where this was coming from. He's basically still being an "anti-Zack flamebaiter" despite telling people such as Tony that he really wants to get along with me. I just don't like two-faced people in any aspect of life, internet, face to face, or what have you. That's my two cents.

Stylesmark once cooked me the penis shaped pasta. Good eatin'!

Sorry guys, but if he's gonna be one of the shit-stirrers between the Pit and TSM like Leena and Czech, he's not staying here. Personally, I don't want him back in the first place, because I find him to be a two faced fuck. Adam, you can gladly copy that verbatim, since I'm sure you do it with every other reaction I give when his name comes up. At least that's what I got from his post in feedback last week. Tony, Eski, you have the angle building to AM with them and that's fine, but I'd like it to cut off there, that way you're not left in the cold for Anglemania. There's no way I'm keeping an asshat like that around, because the future problems are inevitable.

Uh oh, it's NYU now! The e-fed drama has kept him ANGRY~! What a fucking follower. You know, Leena's got beef with everyone, so her bullshit doesn't surprise me. Her whole "I just want to put the past behind me and have civilized discussion" act ran its course a while back, and now she's back in full on psychocunt mode, but seeing as how she's got a set of tits, she'll never outlive her usefulness here. Czech on the other hand, I don't know what crawled up his ass, but now all of a sudden I need my existence approved by some whiny little jazz band art fag who thinks because he drops $100 words in his posts and owns some obscure 80's modern rock on vinyl that he's above everything? Please. Until then, continue on with me as your flavor of the week subject, so that you may escape the harsh reality that is your pathetic lives, and try and get some vindication for yourselves amongst the faceless masses.

Wow, we've never heard THAT one before! LOL good one Malibu! Hey look, someone drank Czech's kool-aid!

COLE Welcome back fans, to this week's edition of HeldDOWN~! Right now we're going to break from the in-ring action for a few minutes, because we have a special guest on hand. Joining us live from Tokyo, Japan, where he is set to defend the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship this weekend, is the one and only ZACK MALIBU! The imagery on the Angletron draws a pop from the crowd, as Malibu is seated in a comfy-looking chair, clad in a dark grey button down shirt with the HI-YAH Title neatly positioned on a table next to him. MALIBU Michael, 'Boose, how are you guys? COLE We're good Zack, how is it over there in... COACH Excuse me, one second, Cole. Malibu, Jonathan Coachman here. Now don't you think that you made a small error just now by not greeting me along with my colleagues? MALIBU No. CABOOSE He's got you there. COLE Zack, nevermind him. We're glad you're with us tonight, because we want to be clued in as to how it's going on the HI-YAH tour. MALIBU Oh, things couldn't be better, Michael. I'm getting quite a workout making the rounds with HI-YAH. A few of our guys, James Blonde, Faqu, Foshi, they're all here on the tour too. We're doing what we do best, and I don't think any of the Japanese fans are going home unhappy. COLE You mentioned James Blonde and Faqu, we know that you were recently paired up with them on the tour? MALIBU Yeah, HI-YAH booked us in a six man tag earlier in the tour, and we worked pretty well together. I've been on both sides of the ring with those two, and they have really stepped up their game. Big things are in store for them, mark my words. COLE We also understand that you're...one second Zack, I'm getting word in the headset...really? OK, can we do a split screen? OK...OK Zack, Zack are you still there? MALIBU Still here, Michael. COLE Zack, and folks watching at home, joining us now, and Zack let us know if you can hear him, is OAOAST Corporate rep "Cowboy" Bill Watts! "Cowboy", always good to have you on HeldDOWN~! *The screen splits, and now the veteran Watts appears on the broadcast, speaking to us from his office* WATTS Guys, I hear you loud and clear. Zack? MALIBU I hear you, Cowboy. Why do I get the feeling I'm about to have some type of surprise sprung on me? WATTS Haha, well don't get too conceited, Zack, because it's not just a surprise for you. However, given your location right now, it's somewhat appropriate. It'll save the company some money as far as long distance bills. COACH Cheapskates. WATTS What was that, Coachman? COACH Uh, I bought a pair of cheap skates, y'know, for...ice...hockey. WATTS That was the worst coverup in the history of life. Now, back to the matter at hand. I have an announcement to make concerning both the OAOAST and HI-YAH, and it pertains to our upcoming extravaganza, Anglemania V. COLE Sounds like a blockbuster announcement, Cowboy! WATTS You're not far off from the truth, Michael. Now how this involves you, Zack, is because this match is a first for the company. We know that Axel made sure that you filled the HI-YAH dates in an effort to push you away from the Anglemania scene. However, winning the HI-YAH belt was one of the best things you could have done to cement a spot at the biggest show of the year. The officials at HI-YAH, along with myself and several other OAOAST staff, have decided that at Anglemania V, superstars from both promotions will take part in a match that we've dubbed "Two For The Money"! MALIBU OK, Watts, it's got my attention, but you've gotta go into detail for me. COLE Yes, and for us too! WATTS Well, that's easy enough. "Two For The Money" is going to be a match contest for not just one, but two prizes. Not only will Zack have to defend his HI-YAH Heavyweight Title in that match, but on the line as well will be a contract, valid for one year, that the winner of "Two For The Money" can use at anytime to challenge the OAOAST World Champion, whomever it may be, wherever it may be! COLE WOW! Zack, what do you think about that? MALIBU You know me, Michael, I love a good challenge. Who else is in the match? WATTS Well, you'll be joined not only by five other men in that contest Zack, but by as many ladders as possible, because both of those prizes will be hanging above the ring! CABOOSE A six-man ladder match, for a title shot AND the HI-YAH Championship? The company has really outdone themselves this time! WATTS Don't give all the credit to us, Caboose, because our friends at HI-YAH had just as much to do with it. As for participants, you know my credo, Zack...I try to stay out of affairs as much as possible and not show much, if any, bias. So joining you in this match will be several of the so-called Upstarts, notably Johnny Jax, Scotty Static, and Jamie O'Hara! COACH Upstarts represent! The greatest tag team in the world and the hottest rookie on the scene? Who else you got, Billy-boy? WATTS What did you call me? COACH I mean, uh, Mr. Watts, sir. WATTS Well, the other two men were actually previously mentioned by Zack earlier in his interview...we feel that both James Blonde and Faqu have established themselves as viable commodities to both companies, and seeing as how they're most recent OAOAST match saw them defeat the Global Party Exchange, we feel it's only fair to include them in the contest as well! COLE Sounds fair to me! WATTS Zack, it's a daunting task, and I hope you're up for the challenge. Six men, an exciting blend of styles, and the unpredicability of the stipulation, it's just another piece of the Anglemania puzzle that could make this years installment the best ever. CABOOSE No doubt about it. COLE Truly an unexpected, yet an amazing announcement! Zack, Cowboy, we thanks you both for joining us tonight, and Zack, we look forward to seeing you back around in time for Anglemania! MALIBU Likewise, Michael. WATTS Good luck, Zack. You do us proud over there, you hear? MALIBU Will do, sir! CABOOSE Goodnight, gentlemen! *the feed cuts, and the Angletron goes back to simply flashing the OAOAST logo* COLE What an announcement...what a match in store for Anglemania! First time ever "Two For The Money", with Zack's championship and a shot at the OAOAST World Title as the prize! COACHMAN This is, I mean...no one ran this by us! No one asked if it was OK to put Peter Knight's championship reign in jeopardy! I mean... CABOOSE Last time I checked, Watts doesn't need to run anything by you, Axel, Peter Knight, or anybody else on the active roster. That's why these decisions get passed down. As for your friend Knight, well, let's just say that if Alfdogg doesn't unseat him come the 2nd of April, he could find himself sixteen pounds lighter after one of those six guys gets their chance to challenge him. Just think Coach, it might even be one of your boys doing it! COACH Oooooh this is not good, not good... COLE Folks, while Coach fights off the urge to vomit on our desk, we're gonna go to a commercial to spare you the visual, and bring you a word from our sponsors!

You got rolls? Those go great with crabcakes!

That could work.

Truly a genius moment if there ever was one.

It'd make sense to crown a new champion at Anglemania, but most of the matches are already set in stone. We could make the "Two For The Money" match for both the HI-YAH and the X-Division belts, rather than a World Title shot, unless we make that a bonus for whomever wins the match. Sucks to be losing another writer. I know I've got two new writers coming into things post-AM, but we really need to work on getting some motivated, fresh people (or old ones even) back in the mix.

No problem, Parka. Take care of what you've gotta do. Door's always open for you.

This should be called "exclusive TNA rumors", not news.

We still love you.

^ I I I That poster is ghey.

Quiet, Sandie.

Huss.

FORM OF: MALIBU~! Surgeon General's Warning: This thread, nor this post, has been approved by The Czech Republic. Reading this may cause rectal itching.

Do you even read anything I post, save for the HD nonsense? You act like I'm a boardwide plague. My mistake if I'm not the Larry f'n David of Hardcore Discussion, I didn't know it meant that much to you.

what the fuck You heard me. For the last few weeks all of a sudden it's "Zack sucks." "Zack doesn't post quality." "Zack hates me." "OMG BOARDUM IS SO COOL." What makes you so better than me, besides the oh so witty "I don't post in Boardum" answer that I'd probably get? Note how I left out the musical taste war, that's not applicable here, since it's a to each his own line of thinking.