Zack Malibu

Lies. I never got one. I'm assuming it was you who just sent me one, so I take this comment back.

Lies. I never got one.

I was going to run a segment with Blonde/Faqu and NRG on Thursday, unless they're needed in the build for the PPV. I know I've loaned 'em out, just want to see if I can put 'em to use for part of my story.

Johnny Dangerously is an underrated funny movie, I don't care what anyone else says. Completely with you on that one.

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Sabu was working under a pay-per-appearance deal with TNA. Ex-ECW stars like Rhino, the Dudleys, etc. are all under full contract.

The CE guys are politically charged people at the core, their line of thinking just ended up over there. Seriously, this is really more trying to get another moderator installed that'll be one of us, the everyday posters. You're right in that respect. Like it or not, the 'everyday posters' are the guys in here. We're the politicians of the board. The mods are a galaxy away from any of us, whether thats because of school or work committments, or only being interested in one aspect of the board, I don't know. The people in here stretch across all areas, and are a representation of the entire board, IMO. If all that were true then Jingus, Kotz, and Zack would be remembered as the best mods TSM ever had. As we damn well should be.

That's it?

Rhino doesn't like to take pictures if he's not in his gear. He'll sign ten million things for you, but if he's in street clothes, he refuses to take a picture. At least that's how it was during his time with the 'E.

Questions will be answered as it pertains to Living Angleously, the trio of the GPX and Jamie O'Hara, Zack Malibu, and the mystery men who continue to show up at his side!

Absolutely true, however I was just curbing any newcomers to the thread who may have simply scrolled through from thinking that it's a fact this is taking place. If anything, I could easily see Sting vs. Steiner post-Lockdown to further build up the big Jarrett/Sting singles match.

I'm calling bullshit, especially since Dennis Haskins said when I saw him do a speech that you shouldn't look for a reunion show anytime soon. If something's changed since then though, I'm gonna mark the fuck out for it.

Well that's good then, seeing as how it was proven to be nothing more than a false report.

Already sent the match onto him, Mr. T .

The match is done. I'm going to try and get a promo done for the show as well, but if it's not up by showtime, I can use it next week.

Comma Chameleon?

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Where is Czech lately anyways? Lack of "quality" scare him off?

I just felt the need to save everyone the effort. You can thank me later.

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As we return to HeldDOWN~!, the sounds of "My Own Summer" by The Deftones come over the speakers in the arena just seconds after the feed is restored. That can only mean one thing for the audience in the arena and at home...that it's time for the HI-YAH Championship Three Way Dance! COLE Welcome back fans, and if you're just tuning in you've picked a great time, because right now, we are about to see three of the most exciting competitors in our company do battle for championship gold! As Triple C hype the event, an individual with a growing fanbase is making his way to the ring, to the delight of the China fans. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, this contest will be contested under Three Way Dance rules, and it will be for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Honolulu, HI, he has weighed in tonight at two hundred and ninety pounds...The "Samoan Tsunami"...FAQU! Faqu gets to the ring and raises one arm up high, but gets quite the response. A smirk comes across the face of the Samoan sensation, as he's pleased with the fact that his hard work appears to be earning him respect worldwide. COLE It was one week ago that Zack Malibu put the HI-YAH Championship on the line against Faqu, and the big man was certainly holding his own against Zack, until the interference of Biff Atlas and Flex Phillips ruined the contest! CABOOSE Let's not forget that NRG were simply decoys for the real party crashers, as the trio of Scotty Static, Johnny Jax and Jamie O'Hara sent them out there so that they didn't break their promise to Zack Malibu! COACH Where's your proof, Beretta? CABOOSE Proof? Oh I don't have any proof, Coach, it's purely circumstantial. However, everything turned out alright when your boys got a surprise of their own! COACH Yeah, probably just a few of those Japanese HI-YAH exploding barbed wire fishtank scrappers that Malibu fell in with during his last tour. We're in CHINA now baby...the home of Chinese food... COLE Except here they just call it "food". COACH Whatever...bottom line is, Zack's got double trouble tonight, and no one's gonna save his ass after the fact! "I'm A Hustla" by the criminally minded Cassidy is heard next, as the babyfaced bad boy from Birmingham strolls out, bobbing his head with a thuggish grin on his face. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Next, hailing from Birmingham, England. He weighs in tonight at one hundred and seventy pounds, JAMIE O'HARA! COACH C'mon J, you gonna be the man tonight! O'Hara thug-walks his way to the ring, even leaning over the railing and getting in the face of several fans, who don't seem pleased with his debut in their country. COLE He's got guts, I'll give him that. I haven't seen Jamie O'Hara back down from anybody, but that's a quality that just fuels his arrogance. The brash youngster rolls into the ring, blowing past Faqu as if he's a nobody, and climbs up on the ropes, throwing his arms out like WHAT?, then backflips down to the canvas, and tosses off his visor before removing his bling bling. "Getting Away With Murder" is the last song to play, and it's that of the newly dubbed "Modern Day Warrior", the most recognizable face in the OAOAST. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Now introducing the final participant, the defending HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion...from Providence, Rhode Island, USA, he weighs in tonight at two hundred pounds precisely...he is the Modern Day Warrior...ZACK MALIBU! CABOOSE Listen to these fans, they love them some Malibu! Zack powerwalks to the ring, slapping some hands on the way while remaining focused on the task at hand...having to overcome two of the OAOAST's brightest rising stars. He slingshots himself over the ropes and poses for the crowd for a moment, then unstraps the championship from around his waist and holds it up for the crowd to see, as the house lights are brought up for the contest to begin. COLE This has all the makings of a classic, and what a match to give the great fans of China as we pass through on the OAOAST World Tour. The bell sounds, and the intimidating Samoan walks slowly of of his corner, keeping his eye mainly on O'Hara, while Zack surveys both challengers. All three men come to a meeting point in the center of the ring, and it's O'Hara who breaks the silence, shoving Zack away and then daring Faqu to lock up with him! CABOOSE Well, this kid's got balls. He's an IDIOT, but he's got balls! Zack moves for O'Hara, but Faqu stops Zack, and then waves O'Hara on, offering a lockup. They tie up, and the big man easily shoves the lanky cruiserweight down to the canvas, having called his bluff. O'Hara gets up and charges Faqu, diving for the legs this time, but Faqu brings his arm down across O'Hara's back, nailing him with forearms before pulling him up to a standing position and cracking him across his wifebeater covered chest with a hard chop! O'Hara reels, but falls victim to another chop, causing just as loud of a smack as before...and this angers the youngster, so he delivers a chop to the chest of Faqu! COACH Ooooh J, I don't know if you wanna do this, man! Faqu snickers, and chops again, dropping O'Hara to one knee. Still, the youngster comes right back up and delivers a hard chop to Faqu's chest. Before the big man can react to it, O'Hara then delivers a hard slap across his face before backing up a step, and calling Faqu out! The big man walks forward and stares down at the smaller O'Hara, who looks right up into the eyes of his rival...and smacks him AGAIN across the face! That's all Faqu can take, but as he goes after Jamie, O'Hara drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, while Zack takes advantage of the situation and attacks from behind, locking Faqu in a rear waistlock. The big man elbows out, then spins around with one of his own, and lifts Zack up, taking him to the mat with a waistlock takedown. He goes for a side headlock, but Malibu slips free, and strikes the big man when he turns around with a hard chop to the chest, and then a European uppercut! Malibu then doubles Faqu over with a kick and tries for a suplex, but Faqu keeps his weight shifted so that Malibu has a tough time getting him off his feet! O'Hara comes back into the fold now and whacks Faqu across the back with a forearm, and then joins Zack in trying to get him over...and they do it successfully, carrying him up and over with a double team suplex! COLE That's some unlikely teamwork for you! Both men get up, and now O'Hara slaps Malibu across the face, then takes the stunned prep by the arm and shoots him to the ropes! Malibu holds up, so O'Hara crashes to the mat as he tries for a front dropkick, and when he sits up Malibu runs forward and blasts him with a basement dropkick, knocking him senseless! Malibu then takes Jamie by the legs and catapults him over the ropes...but Jamie SKINS THE CAT~! back in...RIGHT INTO A BACK SUPLEX...NO! O'Hara floats over, but then finds himself trapped in a rear waistlock by Faqu, who lifts him up...and then throws him through the air, into a rana on Zack! CABOOSE Faqu just used his opponent as a weapon to take his other opponent out! That's one heck of a strategy! O'Hara gets up, and Faqu charges with a clothesline, but the youngster ducks under it and hits the ropes, sliding through Faqu's legs rather than leapfrog him, and then yanks his legs out from under him, and follows up with a jumping elbowdrop to the back of the neck! Jamie then puts the boots (or in this case, sneakers) to Faqu before bringing him to his feet and striking him with some quick forearms to the face. O'Hara sends him to the ropes, but Faqu counters, and when O'Hara gets caught with a powerslam on the rebound, he counters in mid-move and carries Faqu over with a deep arm drag! He gets up and sees Malibu coming from the side, so he spins and delivers a back kick to keel Zack over, then takes his head and tries for a neckbreaker, only to see Faqu storming towards them. Still holding Zack's head, Jamie springs off the canvas, scissoring his legs around Faqu's head...but the big man shows off his power advantage yet again by powerbombing O'Hara down, and simultaneously causing him to snap Zack's neck with a neckbreaker! COLE Double impact on that one, as the chain reaction of the powerbomb also caused O'Hara to bring Zack down with him! Faqu keeps hold of O'Hara's legs, and rolls over, trapping the youngster in a Boston Crab! Jamie screams in pain as Faqu pulls back on the legs, bending the scrawny star in half with the hold, as Malibu rolls off holding his neck. O'Hara tries to wriggle his small frame free, and stretches for the ropes, but Faqu pulls back some more, putting the pressure on the small of the back. Malibu, still shaken from the neckbreaker, gets up, and delivers a hard roundhouse kick between the shoulder blades of the big Samoan...but he doesn't budge! Zack delivers another kick, and this one causes Faqu to release the Boston Crab and stand up to face off with Zack! O'Hara rolls off to the side, and Zack fires off another kick, this time to the leg...but it gets caught, and Faqu counters with a Dragon screw! He pulls Zack's legs up and tries to roll Zack into a submission, but Malibu kicks off, sending the big man onto his back...and O'Hara soars in with a springboard legdrop, timing it perfectly to connect with the Samoan Tsunami! COACH Atta boy, J! They never saw you comin'! O'Hara gets up and throws his arm down, taunting Faqu rather than go for the pin...and then gets spun into a lockup by Zack! He pushes Malibu to the ropes and then sends him off, leapfrogging Zack on his rebound and then hiptossing him on the second! Malibu gets up, and O'Hara charges, springing up and trying for a monkey flip, but Zack shoves him back down! O'Hara charges again, and this time Zack ducks, elevating Jamie up and over...but he lands on the apron! Malibu turns around, but O'Hara takes his head and snaps it over the top rope when he jumps to the floor, and Zack spins around in a daze...right into an STO by Faqu! He covers Zack with a leg hooked, as the referee makes the count... ONE! TW-NO! Faqu pulls Zack up off the canvas and shoots him to the ropes, pressing him up in the air and then throwing him down to the canvas. As Zack reels from the slam, Faqu turns his attention to O'Hara, but once again the youngster goes airborne, springboarding onto Faqu's shoulders and snapping the big man over with a huracanrana! Faqu scrambles for the corner, but O'Hara runs in and hops up on the second rope, and starts wailing on Faqu with lefts and rights, then hops down, drags him out of the corner...and sends him headfirst into it! He takes Faqu by the head and then hops up on the ropes, then kicks off for a Tornado DDT...but Faqu easily pushes O'Hara off...RIGHT INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM A RECOVERED MALIBU! O'Hara rolls out to the floor under the bottom rope, and when Zack gets up he catches a charging Faqu with a drop toehold, then quickly applies a stepover armbar, yanking back on the right arm of the powerful Samoan! COLE It's a lot of back and forth, a lot of tradeoffs. Not one man has gotten a decisive advantage yet, but the diversity of style in there...the power of Faqu, the speed and aerial ability of O'Hara, and the well-rounded style of Zack Malibu, has produced some great action in the last few minutes! COACH Let's not forget that my man J was all up in that raw meat eater's grill. No fear where we come from! CABOOSE We!? You're from Kansas, and he's from England. COACH But we both came from the streets! CABOOSE Coach, please. You're the whitest black man I know. Malibu keeps a hold of the wrist, and uses his free hand to pull Faqu up by the back of the neck, then wrench the arm again. Faqu paces himself, then counters into an arm wrench of his own, but Malibu swings around and breaks that with a well placed forearm shot across the cheekbone! Zack then hits the ropes and hits a hard larait that staggers, but doesn't drop the big man, so he hits the ropes again! As he bounces off, he's tripped up and yanked to the floor by O'Hara, who starts pummeling him with blows over the back. Faqu regains his composure and sees his two foes out on the floor, so he moves in for the kill, racing for the ropes and jumping OVER them, clearing them with a no hands plancha that sends him crashing down onto both O'Hara and Malibu! COLE The big man flies again, with the grace of a cruiserweight! COACH Oh now he done did it, cramping my man J's style! The Chinese crowd pick up on the efforts of the big man, chanting "FAQU" loudly as he gets up from the dive. He pulls Zack up and sends him across ringside, crashing into the barrier, while O'Hara gets picked up and pressed over his head, then tossed into the ring between the middle of the ropes, landing flat on his face! The burly Samoan then climbs up on the apron and steps back into the ring, and delivers a hard running soccer kick to O'Hara as he pushes up on all fours, sending him rolling across the canvas! O'Hara gets led up to his feet again and sent into the corner, crashing hard before Faqu goes in motion, charging towards the corner...AND O'HARA JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! Faqu crashes hard sternum first, and bounces back, right into a reverse DDT from O'Hara! Jamie covers, hoping it's enough to keep the big man down! ONE! TWO! NO! Faqu easily pushes Jamie up off of him, but as he comes to his feet, he's rocked with a pair of European uppercuts, then is held by the head as O'Hara kicks him hard in the stomach, and tucks his head under Faqu's chin, jumping downward and smashing it into his cranium with a jawbreaker! Faqu is once again stumbling on his own two feet, so O'Hara hits the ropes, and connects with a jump spinning roundhouse, cracking the big man across his chest and dropping him to the canvas! He steps out to the apron, but before he can follow up, he's yanked to the floor by Malibu, who hits an inverted atomic drop, then throws O'Hara across the ringside area with a release overhead belly to belly suplex! Malibu then gets up on the apron, and it's he who springboards in, tucking his body and then pushing out as he crashes down on Faqu with a springboard frog splash! He hooks the leg, and now the champion is looking to eliminate one of his challengers! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Once again the big man fights out of a pin attempt... CABOOSE He's got the endurance to last. He's just got to keep his focus, because he knows that he's the main target of both O'Hara and Malibu. Once he's out of there, it's a much more even playing field! Malibu gets up, but as he does he's spun around and sent to the corner by O'Hara, who watches on as Malibu slams back first against the turnbuckles. Jamie then walks over and hoists Malibu up onto the top rope, sitting him there before climbing up on the ropes himself. He squeezes Malibu's cheeks in and mouths off to him a bit, then climbs up on the top rope and prepares for a rana...but Malibu slides an arm through his legs and pulls him up across his shoulders! The crowd comes alive once again as O'Hara tries to kick free, but Malibu is able to power up with Jamie across his shoulders... ...AND HE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES WITH THE HONOR ROLL~! Malibu rolls to his feet after driving O'Hara into the canvas...AND GETS PICKED UP ONTO FAQU'S SHOULDERS...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON MALIBU! COACH Damn! Two for one special! CABOOSE Malibu just could have had O'Hara eliminated there, until Faqu took him and drove his neck into the canvas! Faqu covers Malibu, hoping to eliminate the champion first! ONE! TWO! FOOT ON THE ROPES~! COACH LAME! Faqu drags Zack away from the ropes, and hooks the leg, pressing his weight down on Zack during this second attempt! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE He kicked out again! Faqu gets up, and seeing that Malibu is still fighting off defeat, moves towards O'Hara, diving onto him and pulling a leg back, figuring the Honor Roll has him primed for elimination. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE And Jamie O'Hara kicks out as well! CABOOSE Welcome to the home of the stubborn athlete! COACH The NFL? CABOOSE Har. Faqu drags O'Hara up off the canvas, and lifts him up onto his shoulder before swinging him back down, gut-first, across his knee! O'Hara coughs and gags after having the wind knocked out of him, and Faqu shoves him backwards into the corner, then tears his 'beater off his body, exposing his skin for a rather STIFF~! chop! And a second! And a third! And a fourth! CABOOSE He's going to cave his chest in! O'Hara slumps down, but Faqu grabs him by the head and stands him right back up, then delivers some playful slaps, taunting O'Hara's courage from earlier, then delivers a headbutt that stuns him! With O'Hara prone against the turnbuckles, Faqu backs up and then charges in...but Jamie gets a boot up and catches him in the face, knocking him away! Faqu teeters back, but then charges in again...and O'Hara kips up and drives BOTH feet into his face, staggering the big man once again...AND HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A SCHOOL'S OUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE~! COLE Malibu just got to his feet, but that was great pres...WAITAMINUTE! O'Hara races out of the corner, catching the Samoan Tsunami as he falls back, and cradles him with a schoolboy...HOLDING THE TIGHTS FOR LEVERAGE! COLE REF! HEY REF! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING* *DING* *DING* CABOOSE Faqu just got taken out the easy way! COACH The easy way or the hard way, as long as he's out that's all that matters! The crowd boo's, not happy with O'Hara's tactic. The cocky Brit only has minimal time to celebrate though, as Malibu spins him around and starts rocking him with right hands before sending him to the ropes...reversal, and O'Hara catches Zack with a rana...but Zack rolls through...and O'Hara rolls through that...and delivers a hard stomp to the midsection! Zack howls in pain, and O'Hara goes "WHAT?!" to his fallen foe. Meanwhile, Faqu is on his way up the aisle, holding his jaw, but looking back at Jamie O'Hara for screwing him out of the HI-YAH Title for the second week in a row. COLE That is not a happy man right there, and I can't blame him. For as hard as he's worked, it's been a rough past few weeks for Faqu. COACH Yeah yeah, we all have our days, now let's keep our attention where it belongs...on my man SupaJay as he becomes the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion! With Malibu down, O'Hara sits atop him and throws some punches from the mount, then pulls Zack up and snapmares him over before delivering a dropkick to the back of the neck. He then stands over Zack, kicks his leg out and swings it back, and somersaults, delivering a legdrop upon landing to Zack Malibu! O'Hara covers, and waits for the ref's hand to hit the mat three times... ONE! TWO! TH-NO! ...but it doesn't! He stays on offense, bringing Zack up and hooking him for a suplex, but before he can be carried over, Malibu counters with a small package, cradling O'Hara for the pin! ONE! TWO! NO! O'HARA MANAGES TO ROLL ZACK INTO A PIN! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE So close...for BOTH of them! Both men get up, and O'Hara tries for a spin kick...but Zack ducks it, and hooks his waist...GERMAN SUPLEX! Malibu holds on, pulling O'Hara up again...SECOND GERMAN! Another roll through, and Malibu lifts for a THIRD GERMAN...but O'Hara flips over his back, then onto his shoulders...INVERTED HURACANRANA ON ZACK MALIBU~! COACH HE GOT HIM! OH YEAH C'MON JAY-OH! O'Hara rolls Malibu over, as the crowd not-so-anxiously awaits to see if this is it for the HI-YAH Champion! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! NO! KICKOUT! COACH DAMMIT! CABOOSE Zack got caught off guard, but not enough to lose his will to win! COLE Or his HI-YAH Heavyweight Title! Could you imagine what would happen if Jamie O'Hara won that belt!? COACH Hey! Nothin' wrong with the J-Man earning some bling bling finally! CABOOSE Yeah, but he'd probably do something stupid...like make the center plate spin. COACH ... O'Hara yanks Zack off the canvas, and fires off two chops to the chest of the popular prep, then jumps up on his shoulders for another rana...but Zack shoves him backwards off his shoulders and down to his feet...and catches him as he comes forward with an inverted lungblower! COLE Oooouch! He just drove both knees into the chest of O'Hara! CABOOSE What chest!? O'Hara bounces back, folding his arms over his chest in pain, and as he struggles to his feet, Malibu bounces off the ropes and springs off the canvas, exposing his knee and driving it into O'Hara's head with his patented ZACK ATTACK~! O'Hara topples to the canvas, and Malibu hooks a leg, holding him down for what he hopes to be the end of the contest. ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING* *DING* *DING* CABOOSE Great match! Zack Malibu deserved that victory! COLE He certainly...now wait a second, come ON! No sooner has the bell been rung than Scotty Static and Johnny Jax have hit the ring, attacking Zack from behind as he pulls himself off his defeated foe! COLE Dammit, when will they stop? They wanted respect, they GOT respect, but they're still making life miserable for Malibu! COACH Sometimes it's not just about respect, Mikey Cole! When you're making a name for yourself, you might find yourself needin' to do it at the expense of others! Jax holds Malibu back while Scotty peppers him with jabs, then takes him by the head so that Jax can hit the ropes and flatten Malibu with a YAKUZA KICK~! Together, the GPX put the boots to Zack, as the crowd boos loudly, until everyone is taken by surprise by a BLACKOUT~! COLE What...not again! CABOOSE We saw this last week and we know what happened! The crowd murmurs and buzzes, waiting to see what could take place once the lights come back on. As the spotlights come back, the crowd begins cheering wildly, as the three masked individuals from last week have made their return, still brandishing their weaponry! COLE It's the same trio from last week! COACH How did they get to China!?! CABOOSE The same way you did. COACH That lyin' bastard, he said I was his first! CABOOSE Coach, I don't EVEN wanna know. The GPX and O'Hara are at a standoff with the three men, and dare them to put down their weapons. The mystery men do not back down, and all of them slowly drop their arms, releasing their chain, kendo stick, and barbed wire bat respectively. After dropping the weapons, they come forward, and now the GPX and O'Hara have gotten what they ask for! Everything is at a standstill until the GPX and O'Hara strike...and now there's a pier six brawl in the ring! COLE The GPX...O'Hara...all hell has broken loose! The masked men fight back, and fight strong, quickly dispatching of both Static and Jax! As they regroup on the floor, O'Hara soon realizes he's the only one in the ring...and he starts daring them to come at him three on one, not backing down! The three men approach, ready to take care of the Birmingham Bad Boy...and Malibu has now gotten up, and throws him to the wolves! Together, the three men hammer O'Hara down, until one of them seperates the other two from the youngster, and sets him up in a standing headscissor...then jumps over his back, holding onto Jamie's waist and pulling him over with the flip, into a piledriver! CABOOSE HOLY MOTHER! COLE A Canadian Destroyer is what it's called in some parts of the world, but whatever you wanna call that version of it...it just spiked Jamie O'Hara's head into the canvas! O'Hara rolls out of the ring clutching his head, and he's quickly scooped up by Static and Jax, who are now wild-eyed with both anger and shock. Malibu walks to the ropes, eyeing them as they back up the aisleway, and then looks over his shoulder at the three men flanking him, and just smiles back at the GPX. COLE We didn't know for sure last week, but it would seem...that Zack Malibu...Zack Malibu has something to do with the appearances of these men! COACH Well DUH. CABOOSE But who are they? OAOAST? HI-YAH? What type of game is Zack playing with the GPX and Jamie O'Hara? OAOAST personnel swarm the aisleway, heading towards the ring to grab the intruders, but Malibu tells them all to stay back. He turns to the trio and nods, and the man standing center, the one clutching the barbed wire bat, nods back. Within seconds, the trio exits the far side of the ring, and hops the aisleway, exiting through the sea of fans just as they did one week ago. COACH Go after them! Go! COLE There's no reason. Apparently Malibu has given his word they're not a threat to... COACH A threat to WHO? They just bounced Jamie's head off the mat like a superball! Malibu hops out of the ring, and is handed his HI-YAH Championship, which he drapes over his shoulder. As he walks up the aisle, every face he looks at is confused, as everyone just wants to know one thing... ...what is Zack Malibu up to?

Where did Meltzer report this? There's been a lot of citing him as a source for rumors lately, and I haven't heard anything of this yet.

COLE Up next fans we have what promises to be a tremendous matchup. Seeing as how we're in the Land of the Rising Sun tonight, both OAOAST Coporate and the HI-YAH promotion have decided to put on a contest for one of Japan's prestigious titles, held by one of our own. CABOOSE It was back in February that Zack Malibu captured the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title from Christian Wright. The Upstarts were severly damaging the relationship between the two companies, and decided to rectify that situation by pitting Wright against the main target of The Upstarts. Since capturing the belt, Zack has done a tremendous job with it, defending it on a HI-YAH tour just before Anglemania, where he retained the belt and earned an OAOAST World Title shot thanks to his win in the Two For The Money match. COACH Yo, I'm all for prestige and grandeur, but c'mon. Malibu's just happy to have a belt around his waist. Helps feed the ego a little better. COLE The last thing Zack Malibu is is a vanity champion, and I for one feel he has proven that the HI-YAH promotion, which uses many OAOAST talents on its tours, is on the same level as our home promotion. HI-YAH is getting more notoriety in North America, and Zack is one of the most visible superstars in the world not only as the face of our company, but as the HI-YAH Champion as well. COACH Whatever. It's just another company kissing his ass, is all. COLE Now in tonight's contest, the match will be contested under one fall rules. Typical rules of disqualification and countout apply, however the count will not be a standard ten count, but rather a twenty count which is used in puroresu. We also understand that this match will be broadcast on an upcoming HI-YAH television special airing in Japan, as well as on the HeldDOWN~! you're watching right now! DING! DING! DING! The sound of the bell calls attention to the squared circle, but instead of famed announcer Michael Buffer, in the ring stands HI-YAH's resident announcer, Mr. Harold Satishara! COACH Who's this eggroll? CABOOSE Eggrolls are Chinese food, Coach. The announcer, who gets a huge pop due to his recognizable profile, nods and smiles at the crowd before beginning the introductions...in Japanese! Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship!translation> COACH What did he just say? CABOOSE Use your translation book for something other than to pick up chicks and find out! The sound of the Deftones' "My Own Summer" is combatted with a loud pop from the crowd, as the intimdating guitars bring forth one of the more intimidating members of the OAOAST and HI-YAH rosters. The burly Samoan Faqu, accompanied by James Blonde, heads down the aisle, thumbing his nose and looking out into the sea of fans that helped him reinvent himself overseas. Blonde, arm still in a sling due to not having it rest well after last week's attack by the GPX and O'Hara, climbs up the steps and watches from the apron as Faqu rolls into the ring and throws an arm up, delivering the sign for "I love you" to the crowd. CABOOSE A show of respect from Faqu for the fans there. COLE It was before these fans that Faqu and James Blonde were able to erase their past stigma, and grow into worthwhile, hard-hitting competitors. Now tonight, amongst the same people who saw them break through, Faqu gets a shot at one of the most coveted championships in the Far East. Faqu's theme stops, and after a moment's hesitation, the bass line that opens "Getting Away With Murder" is cued up, once again drawing a large pop from the Tokyo crowd. COLE Here comes the champion! Malibu, with the belt wrapped around his waist and semi-hidden by the lower part of his hooded vest, throws his hood back and stares into the crowd, raising both arms up in salute before continuing his trek to the ring. Malibu hops up on the apron and steps into the ring, unstrapping his belt and raising it up in the air as he walks to the corner and climbs up, standing on the middle rope with belt held high. CABOOSE What a reception for Malibu. No matter where he goes, there is no denying the popularity he has with the people. Zack hops down off the ropes, and as the lights come up, suddenly the fans surrounding the ring start throwing streamers...specifically, red, white, and blue streamers...into the ring, which brings yet another wave of cheers from the rest of the attending fans! COLE What a show of respect right there, showering these two with the colors of their home country! Blonde pounds the apron and nods in approval from the floor, as both Zack and Faqu play to the crowd, while the announcer begins to speak. Introducing first, the challenger for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship. Hailing from Honolulu, HI, USA, he has weighed in tonight at an even 290 lbs. he is known the world over as "The Samoan Tsunami"...FAAAAAAAQUUUUU!translation> Faqu comes out of the corner and throws an arm up, listening to the fans clap for him as he looks across the ring at his opponent. His opponent tonight is the current titleholder, and he hails from Providence, Rhode Island, USA. Weighing in tonight at 200 lbs., the man whom the Japanese press has dubbed the "Modern Day Warrior"...the defending HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion, ZAAAAAAAACK MAAAALIBUUUU!translation> COACH What did they just call him? I'm looking it up and it's telling me "Mustard Day Weedwacker". Is that some foreign thing? CABOOSE Read more, talk less. COLE I believe he said "Modern Day Warrior", Coach. Back home, we've come to known Zack as "The Franchise", due to his recognition as the OAOAST's most prominent star. However, his "fighting spirit" has given cause for the Japanese to dub him with the Warrior tagline, and I think we're all in agreement it suits him well. As the HI-YAH appointed referee clears the ring of streamers, Faqu and Zack come forward and face each other in center ring. The two men shake hands in a show of respect, and nod to each other just as the bell ring. DING! DING! DING! *THWACK!* Immediately, Faqu strikes with a chop, stunning Zack! Malibu stumbles back a step or two, and Faqu comes at him, raising his arm up and bringing it down. *THWACK!* Malibu is struck with another overhand chop to the chest, and it's enough to send him against the ropes. Faqu takes him by the arm and prepares to send him across the ring, but Malibu swings around and stops the Irish whip from happening, and then wrenches the arm of Faqu and drops an elbow on his forearm! Zack then releases the wrist of the big Samoan and fires off a knife edge chop, striking Faqu across the chest, then goes right back to the arm wrench, then pins it behind Faqu with a hammerlock. Faqu ponders his next move for a moment, but Zack simply releases his grip and swings him around, grabbing a side headlock. The more powerful Faqu easily counters, lifting Zack up off his feet, but Malibu floats over and lands on his feet, then snares Faqu in a headlock once again! COLE Nice move by Zack, countering and then going right back to the headlock! Faqu wriggles but can't get free, so once again he utilizes his strength advantage to push Zack off. Malibu bounces off the ropes and comes right back at Faqu, but it's Zack who goes down after the collision, as he simply bounces off the big guy! Faqu then drops an elbow, but Zack rolls out of the way, and gets up, dropping an elbow of his own...that misses! Both men get back to their feet, and Faqu lets loose with a hard kick to Zack's left thigh, then strikes with another chop to the chest before dropping Zack with a fireman's carry! Faqu hits the ropes, but Zack rolls onto his stomach and forces Faqu to hop over him, then springs up and catches him on the rebound with an awesome dropkick, planting both feet into his chest! Faqu staggers, so Zack charges, but Faqu drops his head and elevates Malibu up and over! Zack lands on the apron, and quickly springboards into the air...but Faqu catches him and then falls forward, sandwiching him between the canvas and his own 290 pound frame! With Zack down, Faqu runs for the ropes and bounces off, jumping into the air and bringing his large frame down across Zack Malibu with a back senton splash! Faqu rolls onto all fours and crawls over, covering Zack with a leg hook applied! ONE! T-KICKOUT! CABOOSE Faqu is showing his dominance in the early going. He nearly won the Two For The Money match, but it was that spear off the top of the ladders that sent him, along with his championship chances, crashing down. Faqu gets up and brings Zack with him, and sends him to the corner. He charges, but Zack puts a boot up...so Faqu grabs it, throws it down, and delivers a running shoulderblock to the gut! Zack doubles over, and the next thing you know he's prepped in powerbom position, and hoisted up...but he rolls over the back of the Samoan Tsunami, and brings him down with a sunset flip! ON-NO! Not even a one count, as Faqu rolls through and grabs the legs and turns over into a Boston Crab, then ties the legs up and wraps his arm around Zack's head, trapping him in an STF! COACH TAP LIKE GREGORY HINES, BABY! The crowd cheers the segueway from move to move, as Malibu stretches his arm out, struggling...and reaches the bottom rope! COACH Sonuva... Quickly, Faqu breaks the hold and rolls off of Zack, picking him up off the canvas and dropping him stomach first across his knee with a gutbuster! Zack rests on his knees, clutching at his stomach, but Faqu brings him into a standing headscissors again, and lifts, this time connecting with a hard powerbomb, and pins Zack's legs against his shoulders, holding him down in a cradle! ONE! TW-NO! Faqu lifts again, but Zack fights back, pounding at his forehead and the bridge of his nose with right hands, eventually hitting so hard that a cut starts to creep open across the bridge of the Samoan's nose! Malibu is dropped to his feet, and he hits a headbutt that rocks Faqu, then hits the ropes...but winds up running into a hard spinning wheel kick from the agile Samoan! COLE Faqu has been dominant so far, truly proving his worth in this contest! Faqu drags Malibu into position, then drops a leg across his throat before getting to his feet. He steps out to the apron and looks out to the crowd, then climbs up the turnbuckles, something that you wouldn't think was possible given his girth. CABOOSE This could be bad...very, very bad! Faqu balances himself, but as Malibu rises to his feet, he lunges forward, knocking the top rope and causing it to shake Faqu off balance! Faqu doesn't topple, as he reaches down and grabs the top rope and tries to balance himself again, but Malibu leaps up and springboards off the top, twisting his body to the side to deliver an enzugiri kick to the side of Faqu's head, which causes him to finally fall off balance and crotch himself! Malibu gets up and now runs up the ropes, jumping onto Faqu's shoulders, and snaps him off the top rope, sending him down to the canvas after a huracanrana from the top! COLE Zack Malibu has just taken Faqu down from the top rope and...well, what the hell... For some reason, BIFF ATLAS and FLEX PHILLIPS, known collectively as NRG, are racing down the aisle, and slide into the ring! Immediately, the (much smaller) referee approaches them, throwing his hand up in a signal of ejection, telling them to get lost. Flex and Biff simply look at each other, then pick the man up and press him over head, then simply drop him over the top rope and to the floor below! CABOOSE What the hell do THESE two want? They've just ruined the HI-YAH Title Match! The bell sounds, and Flex and Biff high-five each other, until James Blonde rolls into the ring and swings Biff around, nailing him with hard left jabs! Flex tries to intervene, but he's met with chops, and the one-armed man (but not the guy from The Fugitive) starts to clean house on the two interfering stars. Normally ,that'd draw quite a pop from the crowd, but all that can be heard now is booing... ...although that's because JAMIE O'HARA and the GPX are sprinting down the aisle! COLE Wait a second...wait...it's them! They're responsible for this! CABOOSE Zack told them to wait until the bell was rung to strike... COLE ...so they sent NRG out here as decoys to ruin the match FOR THEM! COACH That's BRILLIANT! O'Hara clobbers Blonde from behind, then tears the sling off his arm. Taking him by the wrist, O'Hara pulls him near the ropes, then hops OVER the top and to the floor, snapping the right arm over the top rope! Blonde falls back, holding his arm as he falls to the mat, as the GPX start putting the boots to him...but Faqu and Malibu are up, and now all hell is breaking loose! COLE HERE WE GO! Malibu and Faqu start nailing everything in sight, but the GPX duck out of the ring, leaving NRG to get the brunt of it. Johnny Jax walks over to the timekeper's table and rips the bell up from it, then rolls back into the ring, crouching down and waiting for Faqu to turn his attention away from Flex Phillips...AND HITS A RUNNING SHOT WITH THE BELL, KNOCKING THE BIG MAN OUT COLD! Meanwhile, Biff, O'Hara and Static hogpile on Zack, and drag him to the ropes, tying his arms up in it and leaving him with nowhere to go! With Zack trapped, everyone gets some shots in, and O'Hara rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair AND a microphone!? CABOOSE What are they doing...we need help out here! Static takes the mic from O'Hara, while the cocky youngster walks up to Zack and paintbrushes him across the face, then jabs him tauntingly with the edge of the chair. STATIC Malibu, we held up our end of the bargain...we didn't do anything to ruin this match. We waited for the bell...and pun intended, but the bell isn't saving ANYONE tonight. Take a good look Malibu, you're looking at history in the making. You're looking at the future, and now, old friend, it's the last thing you're ever gonna see. Take him out, J. Static throws the mic away, and NRG and the GPX back up as O'Hara cocks the chair back...and the lights go out, leaving the arena in darkness?! COLE Now what!? What's going on here tonight!? COACH I don't like the feeling I'm getting...no good ever comes of these lights out incidents! Once again, the arena is illuminated by the spotlights up above, but now instead of the GPX/O'Hara crew and their decoys, there are three other people in the ring, clad all in black. COLE Who the hell is this!? COACH It's NINJA! CABOOSE I don't know who it is, but I don't think they're ninjas. How many ninjas carry a barbed wire bat!? Indeed, one man is clutching a barbed wire bat. Another, a Singapore cane, and the third, a long length of chain, partially wrapped around one hand and dangling in front of him. COLE What is going on? NRG, the GPX and O'Hara turn around, and are startled by the appearance of the men, and especially by the weaponry! Once they turn, the trio springs into action, as Flex Phillips catches a cane shot to the head that lays him out, and Biff Atlas is drilled in the stomach with the barbed wire bat, allowing the chain weilding masked man to whip him with the metallic links in his possession! The crowd roars as GPX and O'Hara's patsies are disposed of, leaving the young hooligans to face off evenly with these three mysterious people. O'Hara, still weilding the chair, charges the man with the bat and swings for the fences, but the man swings the bat, knocking the chair out of his hands, over the ropes, and to the floor! That's enough to put the fear of God into the normally arrogant trio, as they back up out of the ring, walking past all the fallen bodies of Blonde, Faqu, the referee, and NRG, and look on in wonder as two of the men free Zack from the ropes! CABOOSE Whoever they are, they're here to help Zack Malibu! Malibu, worn from the beating, takes a breath and stares at the man holding the bat, and nods his head. The man nods back, and now they all part ways, with Malibu heading out towards the aisleway and the three masked men jumping the railing and racing through the crowd. As Malibu walks up the aisleway, the GPX and O'Hara shout out, asking "what was that"?, and all Malibu can do is smirk and shrug in response. COACH Wait...did Malibu...did Malibu set them up? COLE I...I don't know...could that be why he told the GPX and O'Hara he wanted them in the ring tonight? Was the title match just a backdrop for revenge? CABOOSE Do you think Blonde and Faqu knew about this? COLE This is turning into quite the whodunit, but the bottom line is, Zack Malibu, we think, has found some backup in his war with the GPX and Jamie O'Hara...we just don't know who!

An animated SBTB could be entirely possible seeing as how there was a comic book produced of the show, so they could always just copy that artwork. If they ever parodied it that way, it'd be pretty awesome.