Zack Malibu

No, I mean Zack Malibu vs. Toxxic. Not Todd Cortez vs. Toxxic.

Well then take the character off TV and then repackage him. I suggest turning him into a Hog Farmer from Georgia that has a love for square dancing at the annual County Fairs. Popick Godwinn?

Unify them with the X Title.

Zack Malibu vs. Toxxic would be an awesome match.

YES~! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. And seeing as how the Blondes are my favorite tag team ever, it's no wonder I've become a huge MNM fan thanks to OVW. For the first time in a LONG time, I went out of my way to watch/tape Smackdown.

Hey now, I made that OAOAST Title what it is.

I go along with the MST3K and USA High nominations. Hang Time, California Dreams, Swan's Crossing, Shasta McNasty and Herman's Head...those are just off the top of my head. I'm also nominating shows that probably won't see the light of day on DVD for a loooong time, if ever.

Slightly off-topic, but SK actually made a good point in a recent TNA review. Stick 3LK, Gunn, Waltman and The Outsiders all together in one mega-group and make a mint off the merchandising.

Got news for ya Sparky, Masters was NOT hyped to hell. First off, he was in a tag team (The Troubleshooters) in OVW, and was not working singles. Everyone from the smarks to the critics to Cornette and co. said he wouldn't be ready for prime time for a while, but it was his look and size that got him the call-up so soon. His weakenesses have always been realized and discussed before they stuck him on our television sets. The best thing about Masters on OVW were the heckling chants of "Steroids" during his matches.

MNM? FUCK YEAH! On Smackdown...shit...I hope this segment comes on after The OC ends. Still...MNM! FUCK YEAH! The OVW mark in me is crying sweet tears of joy.

Jarrett losing the belt would be a smark-friendly, shoot style scenario in which AJ Styles confronts Jeff about hogging the spotlight. "It might be your world, but it's MY time" says AJ, before he and Jeff go on to have a feud climaxing in Jarrett's defeat. Run-in's would make SENSE. Brown would get the Tazz push (legitimate athletic credentials, known badass=indestructible). Raven and Daniels would combine in a cult-like stable. With Heyman aboard, Raven would also have a hand in booking. Bring back Father James Mitchell. Old timers would be used to elevate younger talent (re: Terry Funk, Dusty Rhodes putting over Steve Corino, etc.) instead of battling against each other at the top of the card. Cut back on the shitty, unover guys. Rehab the guys that can work and have been jobbed out to oblivion (David Young, Jimmy Rave, Lex Lovett). Stipulations would be built to, not tossed out for no reason. Petey Williams goes babyface to feud with Bobby Roode.

I am in no way, shape or form a Waltman supporter, but the man is pretty damn over in Universal. He got two of the biggest pops on the two run-ins he did at the PPV's.

With Matt there is a TON you can do with him. Push him to the moon as a solo, have him go over Jarrett. Hardy Boyz vs. America's Most Wanted, or the Attitude Era "dream matches" vs. The Outlaws or The Outsiders (if Hall ever gets in shape again). Matt Hardy vs. AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, etc. etc. etc. Rhyno I could see being brought in on JJ's side. Have Brown constantly remind JJ that he "owes him one", with JJ fearing that Brown will want to cash in and challenge him soon. Rhyno shows up, gores the hell out of Brown, and is used as JJ's personal monster against a newly babyface Monty Brown. Rhyno vs. Abyss would also be cool, and I'd love to see a rematch of the best Hardcore Title match in WWE history, Raven vs. Rhyno.

You say that like I do it intentionally.

Screech was an administrative assistant. I'm a teacher's assistant.

All I've heard from sources is that it's going to be "very similar to the Word Life US Belt", so that's how I made the assumption. I haven't started anything on replicas yet, have to wait for the actual model to debut.

It's going to be a spinner belt again.

Awesome From Alix sniffing rubber cement to the Asia Man dressed as The Godfather all the way to the hot tag where we saw all the way to the end it was a great and fun match to read. Alix screaming out that she's CooCoo for CocoPuffs while getting all full of adrenaline was great and so was the name of that finisher. Patty is super-dee-dooper Only the 6 Man left and to my knowledge only people involved in that affair to feedback are Tony and Eski. That's pretty sad guys Yes well in two weeks when I'm back down to one job again and done with classes, I'll feedback. Yes folks, you read that right. Back to one job. Realizing it was killing me to even try and continue to juggle two jobs and college, I have resigned (for the time being) as a teacher.

Fuck frat boys. 99.9% of them are posers living off mommy and daddy's dime anyways.

I'm down. Come on over folks!

So what's on the agenda for entertainment tonight? Karaoke? Strip show? Agnes jokes? Oh, and whiskey sour to start me off, kthx.

Only if it's the chorus sung by Beavis.

So Landon was unable to cook anything up for the match, leaving it up to me. I'm going to scramble like hell to get things done, but if I can't, you've been forewarned. ::curses Landon and vows to make him pay::

Beat my thread? Psssh. Why bother. Only a matter of time before we're using it again. ZING~!

Zack Malibu asks for a face to face with Dan Black to, er, discuss things. Eski, lemme know if that's all well and good with you.