I work Tech Support and I got the most extreme call ever today.
Me: What can i do for you
Him: I installed DSL and now my dial up don't work
Me: Ok
Him: And let me tell you, I've had real bad customer service lately.
Me: Really?
Him: Ya, one of them n*ggers in the repair center threatend to disconnect me, just cuz I called her a n*gger. I hate n*ggers!
Me:
Him: And if your a n*gger I don't appologize, I hate you worthless n*ggers.
Me:...... uh No, i'm not....um....black....um ok, so....
and we do some stuff.....come to find out he has a dead jack.
Him: well this fucking sucks...bla bla bla
Me: I'm sorry but at this point there is nothing i can do.
Him: I understand, I just use the internet alot...u know...just look at sites...play games....jack off...
Me: haha.....how did I know that was coming?
Him: Probably cuz you jack off too...do you?
Me:
Him: Nevermind, I don't need to know. Well I'll let you go, I didn't mean to call and ruin your day.
Me: Actually this call has made my day.
Him: Seriously? well............ fuckin' A!
Me: ok, well sorry I couldn't help.
Him: Me too, it's ok, I still want ya to have a merry christmas...even if you are a dirty n*gger.
Me: uh......But I'm not....
Him: *click*
Best call ever.