Carnival

Why?

I'm always for new smileys.

I find it funny that former Buffalo Bill Darrell Talley is on that commercial looking like a cracked out skinny version of his former self.

As any other grizzly bear would. It's been well documented that Mark Henry is a very lazy, but very smart. He does just enough to fly under the radar for 10 years, gets loads of time off, and makes loads of money. He's only on TV for reasons Sideburnious mentioned, he's gonna blow everyone's minds with his skills for the remainder of his contract so he gets resigned for more money. Then it's chill time again.

*wig splits*

Mark Henry could carry a dead body to a **** match.

*tucks chain* *runs*

In all seriousness....American Standard.

I fucking love it.

There is an Albino rapper named Milky i think. *fap*

Shut your cocksucker matt! I'm offended I'm mentioned in the same breath as those posters! Well DocOck is cool.... I don't have an opinion of WP.... But not Dama, damnit!

Did he ever release the album that was supposed to feature Slipknot and Eminem? Well no thats gonna be his new album...."EverReady : The Religion" He was bragging about how he was gonna have Eminem and ICP on the same Cd....Eminem quickly vetoed that, so I don't expect an ICP track. I haven't heard about a Slipknot colab. But who knows when the album is coming out, he's been promising it forever now.

Southampton

The last thing we need is another one of those. I'm still recovering.

Where is Heel Turn? I missed him But I won't miss again! HEEL TURN no, really where is he?

Thats me too, even the princess part.

Canadian Chick is too cool for her own birthday thread!?!?! fine then...... I vote to turn this into the "Happy Birthday Fook" thread.

Guano Apes - "Open Your Eyes" I remember the first time I heard it, Sunday Night Heat on MTV in the music video format.

You used to think you own the streets well back your bag, cuz your ass is dead meat victory is sweet, here's a receipt I loved gangster D'Lo with Teddy Long, i was interested in that gimmick...until rodney mack got involved.

He's just gonna take this out on the people at the library.

Do you have it on tape? Or was Bozo like pick a kid from the audience type thing i don't remember?

You sure it wasn't '04? And we all know the story.....you won the stuff...Bozo told you that the real "grand prize" was in his dressing room.....you followed him in.....yes, we all know the story.

Well the first night I was little scared to smoke a cig outside at about midnight due to a crew of black dudes patrolling the area. So I cracked a window and smoked inside, then I heard a knock at the door. Peephole was too dark to see anything...assuming a finger was over it. I said "Who is it?" in the deepest manliest voice I could muster....no answer. Again this time more angry sounding. No Answer. So I crack the door...with the chainlock on it of course. It was my sister.....I was then called a pussy for using the chain lock. Well....first night in the ghetto, what do you expect?!?!? But I'm getting used to it. I'm getting more thugish by the minute.

I don't get his sig.....I always envisioned thats what he looked like. For all I know, that could be him.

How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeee?