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Washington has -1 yards passing, and it's almost halftime. -1.

For fuck's sake. They have Shaun Alexander, one of the best RBs in the league. But they constantly throw; either Hasselbeck can't deliver, or the receivers just can't run their routes. 4th and 1, and they give it to Mack Strong?!?! Shaun Alexander wasn't even on the field! Ugh.

Chicago vs anyone is bad. Chicago/San Fran was pretty brutal.

He started the season strong...but in the games the Seahawks lost, he's made some pretty bad mistakes. Like this terrible audible lob->interception that made Holmgren lose it on the sideline. The Rams offense is looking very good. Steve Jackson will be a star.

Ugh, Hasselbeck throws an INT in the endzone.

Martz ran 13 straight passing plays to start the game. Rams are already up 14-0. Gotta say, it was pretty funny seeing the Rams run play-action, even though they hadn't run the ball the entire game.

CNN I thought this article was hilarious. Cameron Diaz beat down a guy. Two guys fled from a trash-talking Justin Timberlake. They may as well renounce their membership in the Men club.

I love Woozie. James Woods is awesome as Toreno. I found a vibrator in the garbage, and used it to beat a cop to death. Supply Lines is still shit.

There's four guys you need to take pictures of. Jizzy the Pimp, Ryder (Eazy E), the Mexican guy, and IIRC Mike Toreno (white guy). Just zoom out and constantly look around for cars showing up. Cesar provides running commentary on the people you need to take pics of, so it makes it a bit easier. I also didn't think the driving school was too bad. Not even close to the insanity that is Supply Lines. I still hate that mission.

Minny - 28 Baltimore Tennessee Detroit Houston Kansas City Pittsburgh Seattle Atlanta Washington San Francisco Minnesota Arizona Buffalo Philadelphia

If you order like 8 of the jumbo meals, he'll yak it up in front of the counter. Public bulimia rules. I know. I just need to figure out an outfit that goes with bulimia. Are there emo glasses in this game? Somehow making CJ an angsty bulimic emo would be great.

Also: Sam Jackson, Andy Dick, Wil Wheaton.

Ugh, Zero's "Supply Lines" mission is the worst. I can barely kill the last courier, let alone get back to his stupid store. Stupid fuel.

Wow...out of all the reality shows, AR is the most accessible. Anyways, this year looks good. We'll see how long the Danish Mormons last. I still heart Kami and Karli. And I have no idea who will win anymore. Last year, I definately wouldn't have picked Chip and Kim after the first leg.

Shouldn't I be 5-3? Minnesota covered against Indy.

I'm thinking of making my CJ a bulimic. Puke up that chicken, fatty.

This was a good post, lots of info. I thought it would get some responses. Anyways, the Vikes look lost without Moss. And their defense is just terrible.

Blarg! Both Pennington and Leftwich out? My poor fantasy team.

Catalina is the greatest person ever.

Nov 14 @Cleveland 1:00pm Nov 21 @Cincinnati 1:00pm Nov 28 Washington 1:00pm Dec 5 @Jacksonville 8:30pm Dec 12 N.Y. Jets 4:05pm Dec 18 @N.Y. Giants 1:30pm Dec 26 Baltimore 1:00pm Jan 2 @Buffalo 1:00pm Jacksonville might give them a tough time if Leftwich is back. The Giants could be tough.

The Bucs have the lead on the Chiefs?

Kerry Collins sucks so much. This game is so lame. There's a shoe problem on the field that's delaying the game.

Why is the only early game Panthers/Raiders? I can't believe I woke up early for this garbage.

The end sequence that Brian posted from GWBG is just wonderful. The whole scene, from them busting in and Wesley getting the first line, it was gold. Really fun ep.

Minnesota - 35 Arizona Cincinnati Kansas City N.Y. Jets Oakland Philadelphia Detroit N.Y. Giants New Orleans Seattle Houston New England Baltimore Minnesota