RavishingRickRudo

As you should be.

Sheldon Benjamins mother dies and her spirit enters Golddust? Oh, that's gold.

I am not going to say anything. The last time I said Fedor would have a punching bag, it was with Fujita. Yeah, Fedor won, but people still hold that fight over him to this day. Cocksuckers. Henderson gave his thoughts on Gomi/Sakurai on TUF, and I agree with him. Gomi is going to get the shit beat out of his legs. Gomi/Sakura Henderson/Busta Cro Cop/Hunt Fedor/Zulu Silva/Arona Ogawa/Yoshida Nak/Kondo This is the order (from top to bottom) of the matches I'm excited to see. For reference, I am really excited to see Nak/Kondo.

H-Cubed would be a great name for HHH if he were ever to become a rapper. "See I'm rough and I'm glossin Rock the ice and I'm flossin Drive better than that nicca that tried to kill austin" - H-Cubed.

Shame on you all. The WWE could easily go the route that current television has gone by having deceitful black women like Omarossa and Condy Rice on their programs, and continue to push this negative image on the public. But instead, they are taking us back to a simpler time. A time when afro-american familes were portrayed positively and where the strong, but caring mother was the central figure of the familial relationship. A time of the Winslows, the Banks', and the Cosbys. They are trying to bring back that wholesome image and everyone here bitches and complains and cries out "stereotype!" Shame on you for not recognizing the WWE's attempts at fostering a change in perception, a return to better days. Shame on each and every one of you.

The original Aunt Vivian from FPoBA would be *perfect* for the militant black business woman. Now all they need is for Uncle Phil to play Sheldons father and Carlton to play his brother.

What about Urkel? Urkle wouldn't work without JR to sell it.

Whoopi Golberg would be a GREAT GM. She turned the knicks around. She taught a bunch of nuns and a class of streettoughs how to find their soul ...music. She taught Picard the meaning of going back in time to stop these evil aliens from stealing the souls of the homeless and also the dangers of the borg. She got Ted Danson to wear blackface. AAAAAAAAAND she's a 50 year old Black Woman.

Oh shit, this is going to be just like the movie Eddie, where Whoopi Goldberg (Eddie) brings in Stacy Pattons mother who sets him (and her) straight. Sheldon Benjamin is going to be Stacy Patton!

This will get over huge. Sheldon will turn heel and develop this attitude problem, so his Mama will be forced to come to the WWE to straighten him out. She'll invariably have to carry a rolling pin in her hand and have curlers in her hair, and along the way, she'll straighten out the rest of the locker room. "Boogeyman, why do you have to be so strange?" "I am THE BOOGEYMAN! HAHAHA. I come from the darkest recesses of your mind to tormet you! HAHAHA" "Oh now stop that tomfoolery before I got upside yo head with this rollin pin. Now what would your mother say if she were here? Huh? She'd be disgusted and ashamed. Now are you gonna stop, or am I gonna have to call your mother and tell her what you've been up to?" "Yes, m'am. Sorry, ma'am" "Now c'mon and help me make some cornbread for the rest of the superstars, it must be some tiresome work bein a rassler." "It is ma'am" "And what's with all that make up? Do you put that on yourself? That must take an awful amount of time to do" "Very much, ma'am. I've gotten pretty good at it..." "Yes you have" *rubs Boogeymans head as he smiles*

I was about 2 years ahead of you on that. No one has greater insight into the mind of a 50 year old black woman than me, a 23 year old white boy.

Let's hope they get the actress from the Chappelle show. "Oh that's my Robert, always pissin on people"

Let's hope they steal liberally from "Trish Stratus: 50 Year Old Black Woman".

...Or that the mental institution that housed him was guarded by a barbed wire fence, and when he tried to escape he got entangled in the barbed wire.

The XFL failed because they promised this revolutionary and groundbreaking and amazing thing and what they delivered was bad football. TNA looks better with the 6 sided ring.

She talked about touring _on the same show_ so I can't imagine it's touring.

2004? It takes me a while to adjust to the new year. Give me a few more days in December to get used to 2005.

They're trying to create another Bob Sapp/Nogiuera fight here. He beat Sentoryu in his first PRIDE fight. The same Sentoryu who tapped to Giant Silvas Giant Keylock from his Giant Back..

I would place more importance on "Who would be the next GM" than "the trial of Eric Bischoff" and the subsequent "comedy". Last week they announced that this week Bischoff would be fired, people tuned into see what would happen. They'll probably tune in next week to see who the GM is and if the GM isn't anything special, they won't tune in much after that.

If they couldn't get a simple design like Juggernaut right, imagine the abomination Apocalypse would be.

Raws ratings has more swings than a baseball game.

From Pride's Website... Mirko Cro Cop Filipovic vs. Mark Hunt Wanderlei Silva vs. Ricardo Arona Fedor Emelianenko vs. Zulu Takanori Gomi vs. Hayato Mach Sakurai Dan Henderson vs. Murillo Bustamante Hidehiko Yoshida vs. Naoya Ogawa Yuki Kondo vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura Makoto Takimoto vs. Sinae Kikuta This is what I like to call "A lil somethin for everyone".

In the latest Rolling Stone magazine (the one with J Hova on the cover, holla) there's a feature with Chris Rock listing the top 25 hip hop albums. At number 3 is Rap Phenomenon II, this is what Rock has to say about it... "...So you hear Tupac rapping over the "hate me now" beat. It's the best shit in the world. It's ultimate fighting music. You will kill somebodu listening to this shit." "Ultimate Fighting"???? MAINSTREAM~!

These are guys who trumpeted Mark Henry as a top worker. They're whacky. But this is TSM. TSM. Not DVD. TSM. TSM = The Smart Marks DVD = Death Valley Driver I don't know why people post the same shit on both boards.

Season 5 is coming out on DVD and... IT HAS COMMENTARY! On one episode! ...with people who are not Lauren Graham or any of the cast. Still... COMMENTARY! I have 2 or 3 more episodes left in Season 5, but I might just wait until I get the DVD for Christmas, despite having it already on my harddrive.