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Get the vaseline. ... on the camera. Great, now we have to go through endless promotion for this issue in place of actual wrestling angles. I wonder who will play the jealous DIVA this time?

But the people who would "be talking" are wrestling fans who already would be talking. Anyone else wouldn't really get it, or care. This is just the WWE jacking off so they can have a special feature on making the ads and talk about how they're not wrestling but, rather, they make movies. Edit: I have been enjoying them, though. They just don't serve a purpose other than the above.

And the lead singer of Keane (Keane?) needs to do something more when singing. Fake playing a guitar, sit being a piano, tweak nipples, whatever, do something other than bad Barry Manilow.

Which is exactly why Cross on SNL would be of load blowing proportions. Phoeler as Lindsay Maya as Maeby Dratch as George Michael Fred as Tobias Seth as GOB ???

BATEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there is just a lil bit of David Cross in it, my load will blow. You are way too harsh on Paris. From what I saw, she actually had her lines rehearsed rather than looking off on cue cards every 2 seconds. She wasn't very good simply because she's not a good actress, but give her credit for trying. The Geek Sex Line thing was great. Seth getting off to Dratches LOTR's lingo was fantastic. Horatios expressions were also great.

I didn't want to touch this, cause I don't plan on buying it. And that kills me inside. Cause this is an awesome card. I am debating whether or not to completely avoid the spoilers until I have it downloaded, but you can't simulate the excitement of watching a UFC show live, spoilers be damned. UFC is on a roll for providing good shows, I really enjoyed War of 04. UFC 49 was the card of the year. I liked Payback, but I didn't buy it. It's On was good, but I was watching it in a really weird setting. Super Natural would have been great if the main event had delivered. Revolution was really good, but I didn't buy it (got the DVD). Undisputed was great. Meltdown was great. I mean, shit, that's an amazing string of good-great shows. No company right now, MMA or otherwise, has that consistency. The only negative is that they take so long to follow up. Eilers is fighting, and he could be the UFC's Heavyweigtht savior. They need another guy up there, and he has the charisma and style to be it. The guy he killed, Kyle, is fighting. And it's always fun to see him get his ass kicked. Parisyan/Lytle could be a great, great match and if it is, the better show it. Terrell vs. Tanner is hot. This is Terrell's chance to show the world that the Lindland fight wasn't a fluke and that he really is head and shoulders above the rest of the division. Tanners last few fights were fun to watch, as his fights with Baroni were good, his Lawler fight was good. I think he'll underestimate the sub skills of Terrell and will get caught in a Chonan-esque leg lock. This could be quick, or it could be a war. I was hyped for Belfort/Ortiz in 2001, and needless to say, the hype has died down quite a bit. Ortiz didn't deliver against Cote, and Belfort has been hit-or-miss for quite a while. Tito looked timid striking against Liddell and Cote, so I imagine he'll be the same against Vitor. If Belfort ups the intensity and lays it down on Ortiz, it'll be a sweet finish. Vitor is training with BTT now, which is both a blessing and a curse. If Tito gets in control and does his GnP, there are probably more options for Vitor now to sub him. But Vitor shouldn't be looking to sub him, he should be looking for the knockout. Tito is looking for a cut stoppage, so the longer the ground game is played, the better chances of him winning. Arlovski vs. Sylvia, in my eyes, is the money match here. This is going to be brutal. Someone is going to go to the hospital. And in the wake will be someone to challenge Frank Mir for the #4 best heavyweight on the planet... Ignore that last part...

Voyagers problem was that they never really hit their stride and had identity problems where their concept was "Well they're LOST... IN SPACE!" and figured that would do and when it didn't they kept throwing shit on the wall. It was MUCH better than most people here are giving it credit for, but it didn't get rolling like DS9 and TNG did. DS9 got lucky with the Dominion storyline and which allowed them to go beyond the "It's Star Trek... BUT NO SHIP!" concept. Voyager didn't have that. What made TNG successful was that they were able to do the Star Trek cliches before they were cliches. And, of course, they had Picard as captain. And DS9 had Sisko. Janeway couldn't pull it off in the same way. As for Enterprise, it takes me a while to warm to the Star Trek shows. I didn't get into DS9 until, like, it's 5th or 6th season. TNG was well over before I liked it. Voyager was in its 4th or 5th season as well. I tried to watch Enterprise but the characters kinda annoy me. I like pretty much everything Bacula does, so its not his fault. The British guy isn't that bad. But everyone else I don't much like.

They may have had more people, but this wasn't judged by who had the most people; it was who had the best campaign. The IPOD deal was good cause that's what's hot and it and coffee are apart of a certain urban lifestyle, but from what I saw they didn't connect them through the coffee, which is what Networth was able to do. IPOD and Tasters Choice share certain qualities - they offer a distraction, relaxation, even the "it's what's hot right now" tag line would have been SOMETHING that promoted the Tasters Choice brand and the coffee. What they did was "hey, come see us and try our coffee and maybe you'll win an IPOD" and what's being memorable there is the "winning the IPOD". That's not an effective promotion from the POV of Tasters Choice.

Dannys end song was hilarious in all the wrong ways. I was a fan of his up to that point. He totally blamed his team there when he couldn't provide the vision for the marketing campaign.

Good fucking Night. I hope Michael starts to really play up the heel role as the anti-Danny.

Danny brought 2 people who will fucking shred him to pieces in the board room. Great idea.

Have the black people said anything during this show? Every time they show the one dude I'm like "WHO?!" Looks like Danny is gone.

Bren with the cigar just made him the greatest character in the history of this week.

Why'd they put Danny in charge? His marketing idea for the Burger King thing was tossing a fucking ball in a hole.

I can't tell the difference between those two chicks on the street smarts team.

Wow, Stephanie just got really hot.

Verna quit. I mean, really, with all those crackers around her, there was no other way.

Bunch of fun spots, the Oklastampeed w. Owen holding on, Bammers standing suplex, Benoit and Owen trading germans, Owen taking two sick backdrops, Williams throwing better chops than Benoit , Owens dropkicks, and some nice whacky transitions. I love me some Steve Williams, that out-of-nowhere backdrop spot was fantastic. Him coming in hot, putting Owen in the corner for some chops, and then throwing him down for a headscissors, and then picking him up after and whipping him towards the ropes was wonderfully random. It's kinda odd watching Benoit work the same moves 'bout 15 years ago as he does today, just without the WWE formula and of course his approach is different. He's varying it up now throwing in a lil MMA spots which is cool and I hope he evolves more towards that way and works it around his traditional spots.

YES! Asians rule.

Does being completely forgettable count as a talent?

Did you really want to see Bobby sit on the toilet for 22 minutes? Do you really have to ask?

The Other Dude really needs a name. Good guy. I wonder why he helped out? More screen time?

Bobby was the first one Chuck picked, plus he just got a win, I doubt he'll send Southworth to Randy's team.

I'm thinking some creative editing had to do with it. I mean, they didn't show any of the laxative scenes.

Fuck you. That staple is great.