RavishingRickRudo

It's not that this guy is bad perse, GERMAN!!!!!!, he just is misdirected.

Cruiserweights doing shitty mat wresting is HORRIBLE. Cruiserweights doing shitty mat wrestling with assrapingly bad commentary? MAKES SANTA CRY.

Wow, this commentary has dropped dramatically from previous weeks. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OTHER SHIT!

Londocity!

Did they clone 1999 Kurt Angle and make him an announcer?

No No No No. It's a shitty belt. There's no real debate here, only on how bad your tastes are

Isn't Jesus's neck fucked up? Aren't all these headshots, sorta, you know, not. safe.?

They need to have an East German wrestler who only wrestles in Black and White. Dude, get over it, the title was ass. Just accept it.

The WWE hasn't been able to make a good bodyguard in a long, long while. Jesus is just a pussy here.

What is that black stuff coming from Jesus's head? Is it oil? Is Papa Shango back??!

Dude, if was fucking triangular and colourful. Jesus fucking christ it was hiddeous.

"I'm just tryin to be black like you!" - Aries Speares to Aaron Carter.

Oddly enough, the shitty belt is still better than the WWE version of the US title.

I think The Hardest Christian Submission Artist would be a good name for Puder My name is Daniel Puder. I am a unique human being, a beautiful and unique snowflake, like most people. I have the mindset of an alpha male. I have the drive of a V 12. People come to me for advice on their relationship problems. I once won the regional wrestling championship with a broken hand. I have been known to stay up for two days straight to finish an order of shirts. I once taught a blind boy how to wrestle. Women love me because I treat them like princesses, and I treat them like princesses although some would rather enjoy a jerk of a boyfriend. I have no problem going up to random girls and telling them that their calves look great. I am simply an equal opportunity employer. The girls I date have fathers that love me. I have spent more money on girlfriends then on my brother, even know I love him infinitely more. We used to beat the snot out of each other, but now we go, “BROTHER I LOVE YOU” and the other responds, “BROTHER!” And this goes on for some time. I am very proud of Brother, as he is a part of Varsity crew at Cal while being pre-med on the side. We once got in an extra-extra-extra large shirt together and laughed so hard that the next day my laughing muscles were traumatized. I am also proud of my grip because it can do phenomenal things such as give messages, break arms, and even tie knots with my eyes closed. I give full body messages and when I am bored I sometime purposely try to feel funny and laugh. I am often seen in various parts of the world as an international man of mystery. Some just see me as a mystery whereas some see me as an international man. I have done crazy things like driven from San Jose to LA in less then three and a half hours. My brother tried the same thing and got pulled over. I have taught junior athletes how to become determined motivated senior athletes. I say hello to strangers. I think pride is the greatest sin. I know the face of sacrifice. I train like something is biting at my heels and if I don’t run harder I will die. I strive to consider “Trials pure Joy” as Paul says in James 1. I listen to Christian worship music as I pump iron. I have motivations that most people don’t know about. I spend a lot of money, but I don’t care about money either. I sometimes sleep on the ground outside to remind myself that a bed is pleasurable. I have faith, love, and hope. Faith that I will win, love the process of the fight and hope of an after life for retired fighters such as myself. My parents have always supported me and because of their help I am a few classes away from finishing my college degree in business. My Dad has mentored me in business. I talk with my parents almost every day. I have been friends with some of the greatest fighters of all times, but have been disappointed at how they lead there life outside of the ring. I don’t believe divorce is an option. I love people regardless of if I think what they do is right or wrong. I believe in objective truth, one God, and I have lost faith in Santa Claus. I love to make people smile. From Puder written by Puder

They need a nickname for Puder.

Jones and Morgan ruled. Yeah! YEAH!

the letters that were capitalized were O A O.

Holly/Haas is the worst team I have ever seen.

Hordcore!

HOLLY IS EATING!!!

Wow, this guy couldn't be reading from a sheet of notes. No. Not at all.

Who the fuck is doing PBP here? They need roles.

Ok, he is closer to a Chris Leary than Coach. And he's like a 0.3 Leary.

HOLLY JUST STIFFED THAT FAN WITH A HAND SLAP!! DOUCHE!!!!!

OPENING~! Which feels really really dated. And then the VELOCITY opening, which feels really, really ass.